When sufficiently padded - don't worry be happy !
Diaper wearing Football players - - -
And not to worry there will not be a penalty for "backfield in motion" !
Snapping the ball should really be no issue with the legs amply spread apart !
The crotch surge protector will not be required with the padding requirement !
Time Out's not required since the personal porta potty is always worn - so no more delay of game !
Passing gas outside of the plastic containment field will be penalized !
Flashing frilly ruffles will result in a Flag for unsportsman like conduct !
Wearing helmet without pacifier - penalized illegal equipment !
I am sure there are more entries to the Padded Football 101 League -----