Standing Enema

I took several many years ago. I had kept an old bag setup in the basement and from time to time, used this equipment while standing (the concrete floor would have been cold and uneven). There was an old, seldom used toilet in the basement so eliminating was convenient. Not really the best position and it was hard to hold a full bag.

Definitely a good way. And there are many good ways.

I find that a stand-up shower hose enema is a good way to get cleaned out in a hurry. I usually just remove the head, and put the end of the hose agaunst my anus with a moderately fast flow going. I push gently out, like trying to poop, until I feel the water flowing in. I hold it until it gets uncomfy, then expel and start the process again. Once my anus is opened enough, I ease the hose inside and take as much as I can, then holding the hose in me, I push, and let the enema begin to flow out around it. I am usually running clear water after about 10 minutes. Guys, the water flowing hard against the prostate adds extra benefits. Gee, gals, don't you wish you had one? LOL!

Standing up seems to be easier to take 4 plus quarts for me

Seems to me that whatever works best for you and feels most comfortable, whether sitting, standing or lying down, go for that and then experiment and broaden your horizons, so to speak. It's not as important in the administering for me as in the expulsion and for that I prefer sitting down, on the toilet. And, if you're into some erotic play during the earlier part of the process, or whenever, then if it feels good, do it!

Standing up and bending slightly over the bed is still the best position to give an enema for me. My girlfriend knows when I tell her to get ready to stand at the bottom of the bed what is going to happen.

To receive I prefer being on my back.....

When using a shower nozzle I usually am standing. Of course, pressure of the flow MUST be low and the flow itself should be just a trickle but those considerations have nothing to do with the position but more with the equipment used.

If using more conventional equipment like a bag or bulb, I do prefer sims or other positions, either being the giver or receiver.

Use a shower-shot while standing but a colon tube while standing makes the standing position tolerable. expelling in the shower should be the culmination of this escapade. I have used the standing position recently when I was in a hotel. I prefer my enemas lying flat on my back covered with a light blanket. For me, the standing position causes cramps because the water stays low.

No matter what your favorite position might be, enjoy your enemas because:

An enema a day keeps the doctor away!

Relaxation is soooo critical to success, I can't possibly relax the lower part of my body enough standing up!!

I've done them standing in the shower before, but like others have said happens to them, I often end up cramping up really fast and have to cut it short. Generally if I've opted for shower, it's just for ease of clean up.

Ive had enemas stood at the bathroom sink, can take similar amount standing as lying down.......two pints is my average.

I have hooked the bag on the top of the medicine cabinet while washing and shaving. This gives a real good view of the bag deflating. The problem is holding the nozzle in. Finally taped the hose to my butt. Super hard to hold the two quarts this way--lots of clenching. Feels like the proverbial "real good enema." Excellent results!

By the heading I thought that stand-up enemas mush have something to do with stand-up comedy.

Regarding the position, I never managed to hold more than half of a quart, as it started leaking, while laying down I can take up to four quarts.

Agree that stand-up enema is most fun position. Never tried it in the shower but have many times leaning on a stool waist height facing a bathroom mirror. That way my partner and I could see each other's expressions.

> By the heading I thought that stand-up enemas mush have something to do with stand-up comedy.

Now THAT would be a show...

There is no BEST WAY. Each person enjoys their own best way. I have tried lots of positions. Laying on my back, on my front, on all fours, standing, sitting, even walking in my apartment with a long hose attached to a full bag. I enjoyed each, some more, some less. So experiment and find your OWN BEST WAY.

I've tried every conceivable position and depending on what you want, different positions give you different results.

Standing - Many people say they can take more in this position. It is probably true but remember that it will not flow as far and more will stay in the descending colon. The only problem with that may be that it may cause more pressure and may stretch the lower colon more. Whether that is a problem or not I don't know but I don't want to stretch out my colon any more than I can avoid it.

Knee/Chest - The best way to:

1) Get the fluid up as high as possible

2) A tie with lying on R side for volume

3) Take it as fast as possible.

Lying on L side (Sims position) - Best way to retain as much as possible

Lying on R side - Best way to get large volume up higher through the transverse colon and into the ascending colon. Slightly harder to retain than Sims position.

On back - Gets lots of volume high up but harder to hold for some reason. Also hardest to get up safely.

All fours - easiest to modify to knee/chest or rolling to one side. Good for volume and height.

Upside down (on an inversion table) - You need to work up to get volume but easy to hold. When you revert to standing you better be close to the toilet and have the floors covered.

Did I miss any? My fav is knee/chest or back. With my wife all fours. Need more of those.

Plzu

Oh yeah, sitting. Hmmm. Hard to hold, hard to get volume and height but fun anyway.

I like taking a stand up enema in the shower after i have had a good clean out. I find it easier to work in my colon tube standing and after the initial clean out i can expel in the shower without a lot of mess and clean up.

I've taken some really large enemas standing up. i like it actually. my favorite is prob on hands and knees with ass in the air, but i really like stand up too.

Am adding small retention enemas (coffee or probiotic) into my monthly routine. Bulletproof Coffee is to be retained in the lowermost portion of the colon so standing up for injection works well in the shower. Then it's insert the retention plug and get horizontal for 15 to 30 minutes.

For me, Swapping from a nozzle to a retention plug while in bed is an invitation to one of those 'memorable occasions."

I am always standing up until 3 litters plus. Then all fours for over 4 litters. When I get 4 litters standing up, reaches around 5 litters with all fours. It is good to see that the water level in my irrigator is getting lower and lower just standing beside it.

Flow is not great still has to be lower than bag.

Is a standing enema common place today ? I have been reading about people shaving and cutting their hair and putting on make-up. Wow.

Is it easier to deploy more water with less cramping when standing and is the clean out good ? I have been thinking about trying this.

I've done it a few times and it works for me. Just watch for flow back into the bag.

I used to do this frequently, in the shower. Shave my face, my nether region, shampoo my hair, wash my outside whilst washing my insides. Multi-tasking makes sense sometimes.

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I can't actually hold a stand-up enema. I have to be at least lying down and relaxed to retain it long enough to solve anything.

While I have not tried it standing, I tend to agree with Lisak that I want to lie down and relax and enjoy the experience.

hankb

I have tried this a time or two I will agree it is more difficult to retain, but not bad for change.

Hi everyone ! I would like to thank you for your reply, They all seem great. @Switchablesusie, I did do a search and I found a ton of info. I just had to get the red bag out and give it a try. It was a nice night.