Have you ever tried some kind of enema that left you saying, "I am never going to do that again!!!"
Air enema - I inflated a clear barium style enema bag with air and used it with a mushroom-head retention nozzle. Can't see why anyone would do this more than once - it doesn't feel good, it's really, really uncomfortable and you end up farting more or less continuously for about 2 days afterwards!
Overdoing it with the amount of soap in a large hot soapy enema is really a mistake I won't repeat. The maxim of if a little is good, a lot is better does not apply to the soap concentration. You can mix a lot more soap than you need and the results vary from intense painful cramps to colon lock to just being miserable the next day. (The colon lock makes it very difficult to get a rinse enema in.)
i once tried pure sunblocker. it was a pain in the ass to get rid of it. my colon absorbed it and it kept seeping out for 2 days...every 2 hours or so my underpants were oily :D
took a near pure vinegar enema 1 time and that will be the last. Don't ever do this.
^^^^ Exactly what does drinking that horrid mixture of the apple and grape juice mixed with vinegar do for your health?
One would think eating an apple, having some grapes and a salad with vinegar and oil dressing would be much better for you and more palatable. This way you would get the entire fruit, fiber and minerals in the salad and omega 3's and 6's in the oil.
I drink a mixture of apple ,grape juice mixed with vinegar for health and though if vinegar is good for you it should be good for a enema, believe me don't try it! My intestines felt like they were on fire for hours.
I have tried a couple of these "super" system flushes and never sem to get the action out of them that many of these writers say. In fact most of the time I just get a big pain in the stomach. The result is that i stick with the basic salt or soda approach. Sure gets me what I am looking for
I agree with an earlier poster who hates the olive oil. Lasts in system too long and it can ruin an enema bag. Not enough pleasure for all the hassle.
I once had a girlfriend give me a Soapsuds enema (she always seemed to make it TOO soapy and or Too hot)...This one she got me on my back on the floor, stood over me in her undies and proceeded to shove a couple of Ginger suppositories (unknown by me as to what they were) and then proceeded to immediately follow this with her famous SSE only this time she pour in some red pepper juice in the bag for good measure....I thought my ass was set on fire, and the cramps sent me through the ceiling....When she saw the results even she was sorry. (Not half as sorry as she was when I was finished expelling it all out).
Needless to say what is good for the Goose is good for the gander....She ended up with a very soapy crampy enema from me that she won't forget anytime soon. (I spared her the Hot Pepper juice). Folks....I DO NOT ADVISE putting Hot pepper juice in your water.It's not going to hurt you because the water is diluted...It will send you to the moon.
The Mayo is a very reactive enema. The quantity is small and contrary to my preferred method it must be taken rapidly. It consists of: 1/2 cup of granulated sugar dissolved in a pint (16-ounces) of warm (105-F) water and 1/4 cup of baking soda.
NOTE: Over the years I’ve had a few correspondents that have tried the Mayo and informed me that it wasn’t as reactive as I’ve described. My thoughts concerning that result are that different people have different tolerances and reactions. Other possibilities are that the enema was not thoroughly mixed before taking it or was taken too long after it was mixed.
First be sure that the sugar is well dissolved in the pan before pouring into the bag or can, the baking soda is added and mixed into the sugar water immediately before injection. I flow a little of the sugar water through the hose to remove air, put in the nozzle or colon tube and then add the baking soda to the bag and give it a good shake or if using a can a good stir to quickly dissolve the soda, then hang the bag or can high and take the enema rapidly (1/2-minute or less) and get it as high in the colon as possible.
To accomplish the high injection the enema is best taken in the knee-chest position and if your skilled in its use, use an 18-inch, F-30 or larger rectal tube inserted as far as you can before starting the flow, then open the clamp and if you can, continue the tube insertion all the way without forcing as the enema goes in. This will insure a high enema that will do its best work. If you don’t have a rectal tube then use the longest nozzle you have so the injection is as close to the top of you rectum as possible.
Of course if you have someone who can administer the enema to you than you can relax and leave the work to them. When the enema is in remove the tube or nozzle, its thin diameter will lend nothing toward helping your retention however a thick butt plug will give you something to bear down on and can be of a help.
You’ll feel the enema working immediately and it will provide a strong reaction with a lot of pressure. The sugar, soda and water combination generates a lot of gas and the pressure resulting from it initiates a strong peristaltic reaction. If you can, hold the enema for 5-minutes you will have done well. The longer the hold, the better the enema will work.
The reaction from this enema can last for several hours and you may wish to follow it up with one or two saline rinse enemas, 1-tablespoon of sea salt per quart, to help calm things down, don’t put more soda water in yourself. Plan on spending a full evening or up to half a day.
Oh, and one other little piece of advice, take the enema close to the potty, you will need to use it in very short order.
Hi all! One thing I have dangerous experience is AIR ENEMA,simple injection of air .I used nice pump for inflating beach mattress, air got in upper portion of bowels and it was extremely painful,fun ended instantly, I felt very close to serious trouble with my health.It was very crampy even after all the air seemed gone out. I never tried it again,except more safe variation:I stuff inflatable rubber balloon,connected via long tube with enema bulb, in my rectum, then inflate and deflate it to play.
enemas are the back door to the digestive system. hospitals sometime provide nutrients in an enemas - same as drinking with the mouth.
booze is something i was warned never to do alone one could die from alcohol poisoning. it happens!
with a partner you might use beer or wine stay away from the hard stuff - we do it to have fun not be in an ambulance to the emergency or worse the corners office.
death certificate: over dose of alcohol via enema introduction to the body...
we don't want anyone to know we like enemas even when we are gone - might cause our
loved ones left behind some type of shame over our fun :'(
Now with a partner try only one fourth beer or wine and the remainder soapy, baking soda.
if water does not contain soap it will be partially absorbed by the kidneys - "renal failure death" like the 50's beach bunny Sandra Dee - don't think she was into enemas - it happens from other stuff - Sandra Dee is part of my childhood - Imitation of Life - maybe Portrait in Black - last an most lovingly "there's a summer place". Both she and co-star handsome i think Troy Donaue or something.
enough - Let's get bake to fun enemas! ;D @};- the red rose is a symbol of enemas and plus
fleets really give me really bad cramps
enemalover1952~I feel your pain, my friend. I did that just once and not only did I experience cramps and nausea, but vomiting as well. I have a somewhat sensitive system, and what doesn't bother other folks frequently knocks me for a loop. Such is the case with Dr. Bronners'.
Unfortunately, I also used a bit much one time when administering to my partner. He said the waves of nausea while he was expelling really had him concerned but he also allowed that he hadn't been that thoroughly cleaned out in a long time.
Still, for me, if some is good, then even less is better.
the M&M I took wasn't that great and the clean-up of the bag is not worth it. Maybe use a disposable bag next time.
Overdose of Doc Bonner's peppermint soap! I little is good but I tried about 3oz in 2 quarts of water. The cramps were one thing but the nausea I could do without. I kept thinking "when will I finish expelling this thing!
As Kitten Darling has said, she would never try baking soda (Sodium Bicarbonate) with lemon juice. A better combination might be to substitute apple vinegar for the juice. It's a great way to wake you up in the morning. Use a half cup of baking soda in a two quart enema and inject that first. Then inject a half cup of vinegar and water your bulb syringe. You should be close to the toilet when you add the bulb syringe because this enemas a bit difficult to retain.
This is another Carbon Dioxide enema. I tried it once in these proportions. It is my,"Never again!"
No ironics from me. If you want to get an enema, then maybe you will have to give yourself one every so often. Atleast until the time comes when a nice enema loving lady comes along to help you out.
Any enema mixture you want to try, try it out with a weaker amount of additives. You can always add more the next time until you reach the desired feeling you want. Everyone feels an enema differently. So the mixture should be made according to what you want to feel.
MissStress I would give a woman enemas, but I really want to receive them. Unfortunately I have seen only one woman at this site reasonably close to me interested in enemas (receiving of course). You sound wonderful, but are far away. I want someone to give me enemas; I have never given myself one. It probably wouldn't be advisable to start with a milk and molasses enema. I don't know if you are being ironic or not, as I have seen some say that an m and m enema causes more severe cramping than almost any other recipe.
@ Bostson On this site you'll find a number of females who enjoy getting and a few that enjoy giving enemas. I am a giver who doesn't enjoy taking.
You may just need to try a milk and molasses enema yourself. If it doesn't do anything for you(check out the recipe section to see a suggested ratio of milk, molasses, and water), then just adjust the ratio of milk and molasses to water. My sub finds them to be a bit crampy especially when I have him retain it.
nicotine for someone who doesn't smoke or chew is crazy, but for some one who does >:D
water that has been boiled with a few slices of ginger that's cooled down to about 37 degrees Celsius.
First of all, an interest in enemas seems to be very rare in general. I have been active in the local BDSM and D/s scene for around 15 years and have played quite a bit, but have yet to find a woman who wanted to incorporate enemas into play. I belong to multiple fetish sites where people list their interests and enemas are rarely included among those interests. I also read the rare enema threads. Those commenting are mainly male. The occasional woman who expresses an interest almost always either only wants to receive or, if she will give, wants to administer only to other women. I can only speak for those who join sites such as this and express their interest at that site. There may be others that are interested and keep their interest private. However, I obviously can't count them. I would be happy to give you women a chance, but you will have to reveal your interest to me. LadyMoonlight you don't say where you are located, other than in the United States. This is a big country. Therefore, it is unlikely that you are near Boston. If you are reasonably close to me and sincere in your sentiment about giving me a crampy enema, then send me a message. I would love to meet you. Switchable you obviously should know more about milk and molasses enemas than I do, as I have never experienced one. I have read descriptions at informational sites and viewed personal accounts indicating that they are extremely unpleasant, but that is hearsay. I enjoy being figged, but some describe that as being very uncomfortable.
Not sur I agree with you about women. Have you done personal polls or surveys on what women will do? From where have you collected your info? Don't think you are being fair to us women, common give us a chance. I would oblige you with the most crampy one I could devise, if that is your desire. But don't prejudge us all.
Got this receipe out of an old medical book. Before the anti-worm meds. of today, they used vinegar & water 50-50%, at least a quart. The idea was to strip the mucous lining off the bowel & expell worms & eggs. It sure worked! Kind of like taking 2 qts. of the Fleet solution; real bad cramps. What I didn't expect was the runs with blood for 4 days. I thought I'd done some permanent damage. I ate lots of Imodium and after awhile the mucous membrane returned. I NEVER did that again. I've used the vinegar solution suggested for a vaginal douche, 1 tbpls per qt. and I could'n notice any difference from plain water. Be cautious!
Numerous people have posted here that the M&M enema is not so cramping or painful. Several people, including myself, find it soothing or neutral.
I have never experienced a milk and molasses enema, but have fantasized a great deal about it. Of course, I am on the masochistic side. I have heard it causes some of the most severe cramping possible and makes a very good punishment enema. Unless you are a masochist, I wouldn't expect you to find it "enjoyable." I might also not want to repeat the experience, but if I could find a sadistic woman who wanted to administer one to me, I would be very interested in seeing for myself what it is like. Unfortunately, almost no women have any interest in administering enemas to men.
Milk and Molasses was not an enjoyable experience. The sugars produce too much gas.
One I'll never do again was a 50/50 Glycerin / Water Enema.
6oz bottle of glycerin then added 6 oz of water mixed it up and shot it in quick. Cramps were near instant and I couldn't hold it at all. Left me weak and not feeling well for the rest of the day.
A Never again for me was a M & M enema and it was not only messy but ruined a good enema bag in the process so never again live and learn I guess!