I'll Never do that Enema Again!

I have been taking Baking Soda Enemas for years and years and more years and never had any problems as described here!!

The vision of swallowing a hand grenade and it exploding was enough for me to stay away from Baking Soda and the M and M thing. Too funny.

I have to agree with Billy Joe. I have been using baking soda for several years. In fact, for me, they are relaxing when taken just before bedtime. Since I am not a large volume person, I usually only take a quart but try and hold it for fifteen or twenty minutes.

For me, baking soda is a nice mild enema and easy to hold. Susie may have made a good suggestion for you to try.

My worst "choice" was using a baking soda enema then using a bulb of lemon juice! OMG....I couldn't stop the cramps! I really do like the gentle "loving" ones best. 😃 I'm just an old romantic at heart.

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Not an enema but bananas in my bum gave me an awful allergic reaction that I will never repeat

And a 50/50 glycerine mix with water put me in bed for an hour with a headache so strong I could hear thumping in my ears. I won't be trying that again either.

Kitten Darling -- certainly not making fun of you, but what you discovered that baking soda in contact with the citric acid in lemon juice produces carbon dioxide gas! You gave yourself an "air enema" without intending to, with plenty of water in there for it to rumble around in.

Baking soda normally makes a very gentle enema, even though the colon contents are usually a bit acidic. Along with salt, it helps to prevent the water from being too rapidly absorbed into the bloodstream.

After reading about the chewing tobacco enema overdose, I just had to try it out myself. I have been doing spiked enemas now, that is, booze added to my retention enemas, for about 35 years now and have done them very safely. I went up to the store and purchased a small tub of chewing tobacco and when I got home, I mixed into a 1-1/2 qt glass container, a teaspoon full of the tobacco. I then microwaved the mixture for a couple of minutes and then stirred in the mixture with a spoon, making sure the nicotine was thoroughly mixed into the water. I then poured the drugged solution into my clear Bard urine collection bag, which I use for my drugged enemas. It has graduations on the bag to let me know just how much solution I have injected in increments of cc's. I then took a couple of cleansing enemas and then got to it. I used my flexible barium enema nozzle, that allows me to sit at my computer chair while taking retention enema. I at first just let in about a cup of the mixture and then waited. It took perhaps about 8 minutes and I started to notice a funny feeling, kind of a buzz feeling cumming on. Wow, it was quick. Another few minutes and I felt like I was on speed or something. After about 15 minutes I was experiencing my 1st nicotine drug high. I let in another cup in about 20 minutes after the 1st and the buzz got even more intense. I must say you have to be Very careful for you can easily overdose. After about a half hour, I felt nauseous and sick to my stomach. I quickly went to the toilet and eliminated the enema at once. It took about 50 minutes to cum down off the high.

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After reading about the chewing tabaco enema overdose, I just had to try it out myself. . . . It took perhapes about 8 minutes and I started to notice a funny feeling, kind of a buzz feeling cumming on. Wow, it was quick. Another few minutes and I felt like I was on speed or something. After about 15 minutes I was experiencing my 1st nicotine drug high. I let in another cup in about 20 minutes after the 1st and the buzz got even more intense. I must say you have to be Very carefull for you can easily overdose. AFter about a half hour, I felt nausious and sick to my stomach. I quickly went to the toilet and eleminated the enema at once. It took about 50 minutes to cum down off the high.

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Don't say you weren't warned! Your experience is almost identical to what I had.

Some things are better learned by explanation than experience. I think this should have been one of them.

At least you lived to tell about it!

Again, if its not safe to drink don't inject it.

4 ounces of glycerin, 4 tablespoonfuls of epsom salt and enough very warm water to fill an 8-10 ounce bulb syringe. Insert the nozzle kneeling in the knee-chest position and squeeze HARD! Do this in the bathroom. The cramps are fast and hard. Wow! Too much for me. Needed several rinsing enemas to stop the effects.

Salt.

..went through a phase where I was taking strongly salted solutions, exercising strong self discipline and masturbating to keep it retained and experience intense bowel contractions. ...until a couple of times when I went overboard with the amount of salt.

How about a seizure of the colon so intense you fear it will never go away because nothing can stop it!

...doubled over for an hour or more. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!

There's one at least that I wouldn't do again. A few years ago I found instructions for a lobelia tea enema:

"As a tea, [lobelia] is used to induce vomiting. It does this by stimulating massive cramping in any smooth muscle lining it contacts (stomach or bowel). To make an enema of lobelia tea, use 1 ounce of the dried herb to 1 quart of water. Boil the water, then pour it into a teapot with the herb. Cover, and let it steep for 20 minutes. Filter water from leaves. Mix with additional water to bring it up to 2 quarts and adjust the temperature to comfortably warm. Lobelia causes instantaneous, unbearable cramping. It is also reputed to be mildly psychoactive. Whether that's true is hard to say. It does generate a strange, mellow buzz, but that could easily be the endorphins released by the pain of taking it. It is virtually impossible to retain a 2 quart lobelia enema without the help of a retention catheter."

Since I like enemas that cause cramping, I decided to try this one and bought two ounces of lobelia. Following the instructions above, I used half of it to make up 2 litres of the tea and administered it late one night in the bathtub, as my usual practice is. The following is based on notes I made the next day.

"The cramps came on as advertised in about half a minute, and I stopped the flow after about 1.5 litres; but they didn't actually last long, and after about eight minutes I restarted the flow and took the remaining half-litre. I had thought 10 minutes might be as long as I could bear to hold the enema, but in fact there was no problem retaining it for half an hour. Then I let it out — about one litre only, the rest of the fluid having been absorbed.

"But then the real effects started. [Warning: persons with weak stomachs should not proceed beyond this point.] I stood up to have a shower, but abandoned that plan when I suddenly started vomiting. There was no nausea, the only warning was a few sort of half-suppressed hiccups. The vomiting continued for a while, coming in fits every few minutes, after which I felt so exhausted I just lay back in the empty bathtub, feeling cold and uncomfortable and wretched. I could only just summon the energy to turn on a tap to get a mouthful of water. I ran water to clean out the bath, but the plughole got blocked and the water banked up. I knew there was a brush on the floor at the end of the bath that I could use to clear the blockage, but the effort of reaching over to get it was beyond me, and besides, any significant movement of my body seemed to bring on more vomiting. So I just lay there and avoided moving. After a time I tried dabbling with my toes to clear the plughole, which worked, so I ran more water to wash the stuff away. The vomiting became less frequent, but I was too drowsy and exhausted to get up, and was wondering if I would have to spend the rest of the night lying in the bathtub. I started having strange half-waking dreams in which I would see, very clearly, handwritten documents of the kinds I work on in my day job. Eventually I regained a bit of energy and ran water into a bottle and poured it over myself and the sides of the bathtub to clean up. I still couldn't get up, but replaced the bathplug and ran a small bath to keep warm. I lay there for maybe an hour and a half, dozing a lot of the time, and adding hot water whenever I started feeling cold. About half past three, it might have been, I finally felt well enough and energetic enough to get up and dry myself and go to bed.

"The emetic effects are I supposed not unexpected, given the above quote, and I had hesitated to use the stuff on that account. And I guess the strange dreamy visions were the 'mildly psychoactive effects'. But they're not something I would want to pursue for their own sake. And I won't be using it again. I threw out the rest of the herb with the rubbish."

[Reviewing that account after about four years, I think the instructions may be wrong in attributing lobelia-induced vomiting directly to irritation of the GI tract. The cramping stopped pretty quickly, and I had expelled the solution long before the vomiting started. I suspect it is more likely to act via the bloodstream on the vomiting centre in the brain.]

Another one I won't do again, for quite the opposite kind of reason, is a mixture of soap and epsom salts. As soon as I mixed them together I saw some kind of precipitate form, but went ahead with the enema all the same. It was an anticlimax, it might just as well have been pure water.

Then I remembered some school chemistry, in particular the bit about permanent hardness of water... A magnesium sulphate solution is equivalent to hard water, which doesn't lather with soap because soap and magnesium sulphate react forming insoluble magnesium stearate. Depending on the exact proportions in the mixture, all the soap or all the salt would have been consumed, and what was left of the other ingredient was too little to have any effect.

A Never again for me was a M & M enema and it was not only messy but ruined a good enema bag in the process so never again live and learn I guess!

One I'll never do again was a 50/50 Glycerin / Water Enema.

6oz bottle of glycerin then added 6 oz of water mixed it up and shot it in quick. Cramps were near instant and I couldn't hold it at all. Left me weak and not feeling well for the rest of the day.

Milk and Molasses was not an enjoyable experience. The sugars produce too much gas.

I have never experienced a milk and molasses enema, but have fantasized a great deal about it. Of course, I am on the masochistic side. I have heard it causes some of the most severe cramping possible and makes a very good punishment enema. Unless you are a masochist, I wouldn't expect you to find it "enjoyable." I might also not want to repeat the experience, but if I could find a sadistic woman who wanted to administer one to me, I would be very interested in seeing for myself what it is like. Unfortunately, almost no women have any interest in administering enemas to men.

Numerous people have posted here that the M&M enema is not so cramping or painful. Several people, including myself, find it soothing or neutral.

Got this receipe out of an old medical book. Before the anti-worm meds. of today, they used vinegar & water 50-50%, at least a quart. The idea was to strip the mucous lining off the bowel & expell worms & eggs. It sure worked! Kind of like taking 2 qts. of the Fleet solution; real bad cramps. What I didn't expect was the runs with blood for 4 days. I thought I'd done some permanent damage. I ate lots of Imodium and after awhile the mucous membrane returned. I NEVER did that again. I've used the vinegar solution suggested for a vaginal douche, 1 tbpls per qt. and I could'n notice any difference from plain water. Be cautious!

Jim

Boston,

Not sur I agree with you about women. Have you done personal polls or surveys on what women will do? From where have you collected your info? Don't think you are being fair to us women, common give us a chance. I would oblige you with the most crampy one I could devise, if that is your desire. But don't prejudge us all.

LadyMoonlight,

First of all, an interest in enemas seems to be very rare in general. I have been active in the local BDSM and D/s scene for around 15 years and have played quite a bit, but have yet to find a woman who wanted to incorporate enemas into play. I belong to multiple fetish sites where people list their interests and enemas are rarely included among those interests. I also read the rare enema threads. Those commenting are mainly male. The occasional woman who expresses an interest almost always either only wants to receive or, if she will give, wants to administer only to other women. I can only speak for those who join sites such as this and express their interest at that site. There may be others that are interested and keep their interest private. However, I obviously can't count them. I would be happy to give you women a chance, but you will have to reveal your interest to me. LadyMoonlight you don't say where you are located, other than in the United States. This is a big country. Therefore, it is unlikely that you are near Boston. If you are reasonably close to me and sincere in your sentiment about giving me a crampy enema, then send me a message. I would love to meet you. Switchable you obviously should know more about milk and molasses enemas than I do, as I have never experienced one. I have read descriptions at informational sites and viewed personal accounts indicating that they are extremely unpleasant, but that is hearsay. I enjoy being figged, but some describe that as being very uncomfortable.

Water that has been boiled with a few slices of ginger that's cooled down to about 37 degrees Celsius.

Nicotine for someone who doesn't smoke or chew is crazy, but for some one who does >😄

@ Bostson On this site you'll find a number of females who enjoy getting and a few that enjoy giving enemas. I am a giver who doesn't enjoy taking.

You may just need to try a milk and molasses enema yourself. If it doesn't do anything for you(check out the recipe section to see a suggested ratio of milk, molasses, and water), then just adjust the ratio of milk and molasses to water. My sub finds them to be a bit crampy especially when I have him retain it.

MissStress I would give a woman enemas, but I really want to receive them. Unfortunately I have seen only one woman at this site reasonably close to me interested in enemas (receiving of course). You sound wonderful, but are far away. I want someone to give me enemas; I have never given myself one. It probably wouldn't be advisable to start with a milk and molasses enema. I don't know if you are being ironic or not, as I have seen some say that an m and m enema causes more severe cramping than almost any other recipe.

No ironics from me. If you want to get an enema, then maybe you will have to give yourself one every so often. Atleast until the time comes when a nice enema loving lady comes along to help you out.

Any enema mixture you want to try, try it out with a weaker amount of additives. You can always add more the next time until you reach the desired feeling you want. Everyone feels an enema differently. So the mixture should be made according to what you want to feel.

As Kitten Darling has said, she would never try baking soda (Sodium Bicarbonate) with lemon juice. A better combination might be to substitute apple vinegar for the juice. It's a great way to wake you up in the morning. Use a half cup of baking soda in a two quart enema and inject that first. Then inject a half cup of vinegar and water your bulb syringe. You should be close to the toilet when you add the bulb syringe because this enemas a bit difficult to retain.

This is another Carbon Dioxide enema. I tried it once in these proportions. It is my,"Never again!"

Overdose of Doc Bonner's peppermint soap! I little is good but I tried about 3oz in 2 quarts of water. The cramps were one thing but the nausea I could do without. I kept thinking "when will I finish expelling this thing!

The M&M I took wasn't that great and the clean-up of the bag is not worth it. Maybe use a disposable bag next time.