I know somebody who is a trauma surgeon and he has a picture an x-ray from one of his patients. Now on this x-ray it shows the patients bottom half. You then can clearly see a coke bottle shoved and stuck in this guy's rectum. Funny as shit to see. I'm going to echo a saying I have seen and heard many times. Don't put anything up there that has potential of not coming back out again. You don't want to have to explain what happened to an ER doctor. :)

Okay I'm totally perplexed because people say they've actually seen things so far up that it can't come out, but I've tried, and can't insert so deeply. What gives? ;-D

What I mean is I've recently used a mouse ball (sucked it in) and it comes right out with a bit of flexing. I've also used a large jelly dildo (12") with a string attached to it and pushed it in as far as I could. It just stops going something like an inch past my sphincter.

Isn't the sigmoid bend like 6" in or so? So wouldn't a 12" be past it?

In search of the ultimate kink, I really just want to be able to feel it by pushing on my stomach, and I can't get it in deep. (Of course I'm using an enema first, and lots of lube.)

Half the guys in this thread seem to be saying what I've found in that nothing gets stuck, but they also seem to be able to go a lot deeper. To the people that have actually seen something get stuck can you tell me if the people hadn't panicked would they have just been able to get it out themselves?

Is there something weird with me, that things just stop from going deeper?

I worked in a hospital for a number of years. And from time to time we have patients that have come in with objects they have inserted, that have logged it's selves so far up into the rectum it can't come out without medical help. It usually happenes in one of two way. First the rectal muscle can retract a smaller object up into the intesten. The second are cases where the person has used a extention that has become disconnected with the toy or vibartor. When the patient becomes alarmed and tries to remove it himself the surrounding tissue becomes swollen and at that point you have created a bowel obstruction. That requires medlical care. Many times a Doctor under anaesthesia can press on the abdomen an manipulate the object out. The only time I was involved was when the patient needed surgery to remove it. Fortunately an encision didnt need to be extend into the intestines, once the intestine was exposed the surgeon was able to, by pressing on the intestinal wall expel the object.

Lololol, today actually!

My boyfriend and I were really excited, (as its been a while), and it was our second time using this really nice glass plug. Its about 2 in. in width and does have a stopper. After inserting it, and a few moments later I hear him become unusually quiet. I sense there's something wrong, and he says that the plugs gone. Sucked right in there. Stopper and all, and I hadn't even felt it!

He remained calm, while I started freaking out and was already thinking what I'd be telling the ER.

Luckily enough, after a bit of relaxation, and concentration, it slipped right out.

Gave us a right scare though! XD

Will be tying a string to it next time!

I'm very, very careful about this, especially as I know quite a lot of medical students working at my local hospitals - news like that would get around! I have actually rejected a number of specifically designed anal toys because they looked too risky (e.g. retrieval string tied to a thin plastic eye which WILL break at some point, Murphy's law dictates that will be at the worst possible point).

If it did happen I think I would have to travel to another city (one where I don't know any medics) to go to the hospital!

Had some close calls but I found relaxing and lube. Don't try to force it.

Great story Andre,

I would loved to have been there for that one. Did you consider making a blooper reel including this little incident?

HARD-BOILED EGG! A funny story :)

If any of you has ever watched any of my "AWizardOfAss" films, you probably know that we like to do some kinky play with food. Usually, anal bizarre penetrations. But sometimes vaginal penetrations - including shelled hard-boiled eggs.

We had fun with pussy insertions of shelled hard-boiled eggs in several films. I often would make a bet with the model, such as: "I bet you can push it out even without gravity assist - for example while lying on your back." She'd say: "no way I can do that!" And I always won the bet :D

The hard-boiled egg always popped out easily, with no problem at all.

BUT on one occasion, we had a model who was rather tense. Or maybe her pussy was unusually tight. Or both...

For the life of it, she could not push out the egg! And I wasn't able to scoop it out with my fingers - on the contrary, that effort only pushed it further back in.

Mind you, it was nothing even remotely dangerous - the egg was shelled, so worse-come-to-worse we could have broken it up and scooped it up with a teaspoon.

But we wanted to complete the scene, and move on with the rest of the filming. The clock was ticking - and we still had to do enemas and the million other things that, as you probably know, I like to pack into my films.

I tried using LAVISH amounts of lube, while my filming/assisting crew coached her to "PUSH!" like a woman in labor :) But to no avail.

Next, I spread her pussy open with a speculum. Not wide enough to pass the egg. But I just left it in place for a while.

Then I removed the speculum. Her pussy now somewhat dilated and relaxed, she was finally able to "give birth" to the hard-boiled egg.

The whole crew broke into applause. A moving happy ending :D

I enjoy inserting objects into my anus, but, as with other posters, terrified of something getting stuck up there. I have a solid butt plug which I have tied a line to, just in case. I also have an inflatable butt plug, which is very nice and can be easily extracted as it has the rubber hose permanently attached.

My brothers partner used to work on the emergency department of the local hospital and she said there have been many occasions when people have come in with really bizarre objects stuck up there.

If you do have the misfortune to have to go to hospital, don't say something like, I was doing the housework naked when I tripped and fell bottom first onto whatever. Use some imagination or tell it like it is.

Putting anything sharp or breakable in there is just stupid!!! There are pleanty of nice rounded, unbreakable or soft items that should satisfy anyones desires. Having a line to pull the object out is obviously the best solution but if it went in, it will come out.

Tampons may seem to be a problem but with a nice big enema they will come out easily. For small objects a quick Fleets may well solve the problem.

Larger objects may need some help. A previous writer mentioned repeated doses of minral oil which is a good solution if you can deal with having loosies for a day or two. It beats going to the ER.

I don't think strong stimulant laxatives like Dulcolax tablets are a good idea, they can cause a very strong reaction which is quite uncomfortable until the object moves out.

Try enemas first, or even bisacodyl suppositories for small objects which have been inserted recently. After that, minral oil is probably the safetst way to get things out, but you have to be ready to be near a toilet for a day or two or wear a diaper.

I did once (a ten inch vibrator). We were drunk and the wife and I were playing. Up went the vibrator (it was off) and it was gone. She tried like hell to get it out but couldn't. Went to the ER, they had to knock me out and go up and get it. No surgery or cutting. It was THE MOST EMBARRASSING EVENT OF MY LIFE. For a long time after, there was no anal play of any kind. Then a few months later I started buying toys with bases on them.

The ball bearings were just hard to get out because of their size. They were almost 2 inches in diameter, they were a lot of work getting them in but when I wanted them out my sphincter had tightened up by then. That was almost 2 hours later. It took about an hour of squirting in lube and getting my fingers in there to do some stretching before they came out.

This thread is awesome; found it from googling. Good frank discussion.

It seems half and half of 'stuff gets stuck, be careful' and more my experience, 'it'll come out'.

I'm worried about things getting stuck, but, so far, nothing ever has, and I love pushing past the flanged toys (soft jelly anal dildos). Now, I do try to have a string on everything, but I've never needed it: just pushing works.

So, can anyone elaborate on just how things get stuck? Especially the smaller objects, like the ball bearings. Since they're smooth, why was that a problem? And the buttplugs? I have a nice little glass one, that when I'm really relaxed, it goes all the way in. (It's one of those with the cool 'sunset' colors). I've yet to have a problem getting it out.

Obviously, I don't want to be the guy who says "It'll never happen to me" and be proved wrong, but Eleutheros' experience seems to state that it should be safe for really large objects. So, what's the science behind things getting stuck? I've wanted to ask this somewhere for a long, long time. I've always been under the impression (and thus far had it backed up) that if it'll go in, then it should come back out. It seems every page on the 'net really stresses the 'don't let it go all the way in', but for me, that's really the absolute best part! The feeling of my sphincter closing over it and it sucking in. Am I alien, or is this one of those things where you never hear the 95% of people who don't have trouble?

Also, is there any decent anatomical picture that better shows the bend of the sigmoid? :)

Gross video of bottle breaking in ass.... Warning lots of blood http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Bottle-in-ass-breaks

That video should be required viewing for anybody thinking of inserting a glass object.

DON'T DO IT.

That video reminded me of the old days in the hospital.

Gross video of bottle breaking in ass.... Warning lots of blood

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Bottle-in-ass-breaks

About 10 years ago I was hosting a dinner party. I decided to have a little fun before the party and stuck a solid 9 inch cucumber up my ass. As I went to twist it it broke leaving the bigger end way up there. I panicked and my ass seemed to suck it up further. I tried in vein but couldn't get it out.

People showed up and I just left it in. I actually started to forget about it and while I might have seemed a bit more reserved and quiet the night went on without incident.

When everyone left I laid down in my bed, smoked a few cigarettes and felt some movement. My ass just opened and it came out slowly followed by a lot of mucus. Damn was I relieved - I could never bring myself to go to hospital no matter what. Don't have med insurance anyway.

I know of an incident back in the eighties where a guy got the plastic applicator from a tampon up inside his rectum, blunt end first. The blunt end was smooth and rounded, while the other end had the little neck on it, and that kept getting caught on the haustra in his colon so it kept the applicator moving upstream instead of downstream. It defied removal by enemas for a couple of days. He tried eating huge amounts of roughage, like two pounds of string beans at a time, and even that didn't work. Finally he bit the embarrassment bullet and went to the ER, but the plastic applicator was not radio-opaque, and didn't show up on X-ray.

They scoped his sigmoid but couldn't see it. He endured the misery of a scope down his throat, like they suspected it had migrated up into his stomach, which seems not likely to me, but I'm not a doctor. Finally they gave him on ounce of mineral oil every hour for twelve hours, and that eventually got it to come out.

Hugs,

Diane

I understand everybody's reluctance to go into casualty or ER, but I really think you shouldn't delay.

Eleutheros's story ended ok but I for one wouldn't like to take that risk or put up with that pain either. From the health point of view the sooner you get something out the better.

When I was first experimenting with anal play, I put a small (empty) pot of bubble-blowing mixture up there. It was shaped like a tiny wine bottle and had smooth edges, so thought it would be a good start. Unfortunately, having put it in taper-first, I couldn't get any grip on it to pull it back out, and every time I touched it, it went further and further into my bowels (whereupon I could no longer feel it in there anyway).

Not being experienced, I panicked and just went to the toilet and pushed with all my might. Damn nearly turned myself inside out, but about 45 minutes later, it re-emerged much to my relief. After that, I resolved to always use something that remained partly outside of me.

I like butternut squash up my bum. I put them up broad end first because it's easier to get them out that way. Normally they stay there for up to four days with no trouble at all. Because the colon is basically a desiccating environment, they are quite hard to move by then, and their diamter has increased by a layer of hard shit. They stick to the wall where they are.

So the first move to get them out is a small plain water enema (bulb, usually). This wets the mucosa inside the colon and gets things nice and slippery. Then I lie on my back on the floor, find the bulbous 'head' through my abdomen wall, and push gently but firmly down, left and towards my backbone. It begins to move the thin end into the rectum, and as it does so, the sensation of needing a shit develops. The thin end moves quite easily into the rectum, and a final push gets the head following it. I just love the intense feelings as the head pushes hard past my prostate...!

But I have twice had a butternut get stuck! Both times the squash had a very large diameter head (about 3 1/4"), a long (10") body and very little taper. This is a recipe for trouble, as the squash can't get around the rectum-to-descending colon curve - it's too long and too wide in a male pelvis. What to do? Well, I didn't want the ER route at all, at all! I tired enemas - no go; the water couldn't get beyond the squash at all. I couldn't reach the offending item to grasp it and I was too scared to try anything like a hook!

So I decided to do nothing. I did nothing the first time nine days, and the second time, sixteen. Don't believe you can't last that long without a shit - I can't pretend it was comfortable, but I could get on with life, sleep (with painkillers) and (most importantly), fart and pee OK. There was some abdominal distension, but nothing like what a two litre enema would give. The worst was that the squash was stuck right where it could cause the heaviest urge to bear down - and I couldn't resist this, pushing until I almost ruptured myself. Fortunately, this was episodic, and most of the time I was OK. There was also a heavy flow of mucus from the outraged bowel wall, and I had to make tampons of toilet paper to mop it up.

And of course, doing nothing was the right move. The squash eventually rotted inside me and came out by itself with a truly spectacular heap of turds and a nauseating stench,half slop bucket and half shit. Now I choose my squash with more care. I still go for a large head (over 3") and long is OK, too, prividing the thin end is less than 1 3/4"). I like to get them right up against my sternum!

Johnny

I had some cheap beads on a string come apart with one or two of the beads staying up there for a a few days until some very spicy Posole helped them work their way out.

Yes I have lost butt plugs in my ass twice and had to go to the hospital to have them removed.

It is verry imbarrising and I don't want that ever again. (costley too)

If only I had been able to find a fister it would have been better and simple to remove.

phil

The closest I came to getting something stuck was when I decided to insert 2 steel ball bearings that were about 1.5-1.75 inches in diameter. I should have thought twice about it when it was so hard to get the first one in but I was horny and stupid. In they both went and I walked around with them in for a couple hours and when I went to take them out, well lets just say I thought I was going to pop a blood vessel I was pushing so hard. I had my fingers in there trying to stretch it out as much as possible. There was NO WAY I was going to the hospital to get those removed. After about an hour of playing around they finally came out. Let me tell ya though, because they were solid steel ball bearings they were quite heavy. What a sensation they created when I would jump around with them in and they would bounce around off each other...

No, nothing got stuck inside of me when i was playing with enemas.

I am feeling relaxed that things finally come out. Accidents can happen any time despite we asshole lovers taking ultimate precaution.

Unless the object is really huge a few suppositories, (bisacodyl), or a good big soapy enema should fluch out the offender.

I have never put anything inside me that had even the slightest chance of getting stuck!

Thanks Svensson

I just couldn't fathom the idea of going to ER with a whole bed in tow... LOL

I sympathize with all who've made the trip to ER in the wee hours with an object jammed up the bottom.

This happened to me a few years ago.

I'd been working late and got to bed late. To help me go off to sleep, I decided to play with a battery operated vibrator we'd bought a few months before.

It was a life size vibrator, relatively stiff, with a bulbous expansion at the lower end and a control knob sticking out at the bottom.

I lubed up and was playing with it, pushing it deeper and deeper, while masturbating with my other hand.

I remember that as I climaxed I felt my anus open up, and the whole thing was sucked inside and then my hole closed over it.

It was a delicious feeling while it lasted and I didn't panic, immediately ...

After I'd come, I realized I had to do something about the dildo so I went to sit on the toilet.

Nothing, nada, bupkes ...

Eventually I had to wake my partner and I asked her if she could feel around and get it out.

Somewhat grumpily she obliged, but without any luck.

I then got up and still buzzing, drove myself to the ER.

The receptionist took my details and asked what the matter was, and amazingly managed to keep a straight face when I said I'd got a vibrator stuck up my derrière.

After waiting some time, I was called in and made to get on the exam table, where a woman intern made some exploratory probings. Obviously reluctant to take any risks she announced that there was nothing she could do and somebody else would have to look. I tried encouraging her to be more adventurous but she declined the offer.

I was getting quite uncomfortable and I could feel the hard plastic control knob pushing down against the inner sphincter. Unfortunately the alignment was not right and the peristaltic action of my rectum was just pushing the end down harder into a pocket at the side of the sphincter.

After that I was put on a gurney and kept waiting until a surgeon came in.

Eventually a nice gay nurse came to get me and helped put me at ease. Apparently they had lots of people come in with stuck objects. At least you've got a proper toy in your bottom and not a carrot or something, he said.

I was wheeled into theater introduced to the staff, put under and woke up about 5 minutes later with a tremendous feeling of relief!

I was taken into recovery with a dozen other people and attached to the machine that goes ping.

About half an hour later, I saw one of the theater nurses come into the room carrying a kidney dish in front of her.

She came up to my bed and gave me a huge smile. "Here we are", she announced, putting the dish on the edge of the bed, "It's still working!".

The machine went ping. 8)

Very good story and very well writen account, Carletto

Speaking of mobile phones, it has been one of my fantasies to put one of these in my ass (or my girlfriend, but she does not want), probably the place they belong....If it is switched on, it would me even funnier!!!