Colonoscopies - Medical Professionals

I read a post where someone else mentioned this, and it is something I've wondered about myself. Being into medfet and anal play, I'm a little bit concerned about what I might say while I'm drugged for a colonoscopy. They tell me that I sleep through the procedure, but, still...I wonder......! Any professionals have any input into anything they've heard, or the likelihood that patients like us might say something suggestive or inappropriate for a real medical setting???? Thanks!

You aren't likely to say anything incriminating.

Colonoscopys are fun for me they dont hurt for me. I like the feeling of the tube going deeper and deeper into me.

Be very very careful who you bring.

After my boyfriend had 1 me and his mom and his brother were visting him and he was drugged up....they had to do some cutting so he was sore.

Well about 5 mins after we got in the room he blurted out "Baby why do you like stuff up ur ass? mine is hurts, I bet yours hurts really bad when we play huh?..."

I could have crawled under his bed!

I dread to think what I said when I had one done a few months ago. All I remember was about half way through telling the doctor that the air hurt. That, and seeing my appendix on the monitor.

I can still only remember about five minutes of a 45 minute prcedure.

I've had three colonoscopies and none of them were that bad! It's the clean out procedure the morning of and the evening before that's so uncomfortable!

You're right there - the prep is by far the worst bit.

I remember having to take Senna Granules at 2pm, then Magnesium Citrate at 5 and again at 7.

I went to bed at Midnight feeling very sore!

Lovely story, once again, Mashie.

I had my colonoscopy without anesthesia - so I could watch the whole thing on the monitor. It was exciting and interesting and not uncomfortable in the least. The preparation was the worst -- and the bloating from the gas they used to inflate the colon was mildly uncomfortable for about twenty-four hours afterward.

But other than that -- a breeze (no pun intended). Don't put it off if you are due for one. Colonoscopies save lives!

Hypodoc

I too had my colonoscopy without anesthesia. I do not like anesthesia in that more complications come from anesthesia than the surgery or procedure itself. I chose the Doctor based on his agreeing to no sedation. When it comes time for the next I will do the same. I have been more uncomfortable after Thanksgiving Dinner then during the procedure. The prep wasn't bad either. The LAXATIVE of choice by the Doctor was called MoviPrep.. That stuff made me horny! :-) I did take a couple of enemas even though not ordered. Doctor did comment on 'excellent prep'. LOL.... wonder if he knew! Best part was when done... I got to drive home... didn't need any assistance because of NO sedation. I was fortunate and nothing was found... I attribute some of that to the many enemas I have taken and ridding my colon of those nasty toxins... When finished the Doctor said.... see you in 10 years! I said 10 years? He said.... oh "did you enjoy that?"...

I'm always sedated, the dr. is really good and no bad effects from the sedation or the prep. When I first went to him they were using a different anesthesia, and it made you kind of woosey and talkative before the actual anesthesia.

So, and I remember so clearly as he said he was going to first do a rectal exam after I was asleep, and I blurted out, "let me know if you find something up there." I could have died that I blurted that out, and he said, "why, do you stick things up there?" and I said "no, just joking." Ha, right about then they knocked me out! Oh, what a liar I was about not sticking things up there! LOL!

Ha, they probably had an assortment of old lost dildos on the exam table by the time they finished! LOL!!!!!

Friend was a nurse and she said ppl say weird stuff when they are out of it or anesthetized. But theyve heard it all so you don't have to worry.

I have been through a bunch of them over the years and the worst part for me has always been the prep especially the gallon of golitely yeeech!!!!!

Would rather endure a dozen barium enemas! one after the other! -Sub

Say anything?? As Schultz said,"I know nothing!!!" Because..."I wasn't sedated!!!" No Way, Hose "A"!! As it turned out it was the best experience of my life because they did not give me a "Video" so what I SAW WAS ME!! and I was all "PINK AND PRETTY!! A couple of "Pre....bumps" got pulled and one pollop up by my appendix all Benin!! Good for 5 years... "Unsedated!!" No Problem !! It was not that un-confortable!! No worse than taking a 2 qt. Bi-carb and sea salt ENEMA!!!! AND Those are my Favorite for comfort and ease of administration!!! So there ya' have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with a "Click!!!!!!,"

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I never been sedated for a colonoscopy. I was provided with gas and air should I need it.

As the camera probed deeper it did become a little painful, and the gas and air helped.

During the procedure it was possible to see the same screen as the surgeon, although the camera images didn't make much sense to me.

Had mine done, piece of cake, clean out with something called pro opik??????? mixed 8 ounces of water with the packet, stirred for 3 minutes. The nurse told me, "make sure you stir that for 3 minutes! NO LESS. completely disolved, not gritty, tasted pretty good, kind of like flat diet orange soda, no after taste. only like 4, maybe 6 glasses of water over "several hours". I didn't have to camp in the bathroom. I must say that kind of scared me because I thought maybe I had a blockage because I wasn't running to the crapper like everyone told me I would be.

Next morning had to get up 4 hrs before the procedure and drink another dose of the pre opik, only this time 4 x 8 ounce glassses of water within in hr. almost an hr to the minute a "quick" walk to the crapper, no mad dash and I had a good blow out, that was the end of it. No sore butt, no glued to the throne, wasn't bad at all. AND why anyone wants to be awake is beyond me. I went under and didn't even know it happened. Woke up and within 5 minutes had my senses about me, walked out with no problem and could have driven home (of course the warden wouldn't let me) & i went about my normal business the rest of the day. I guess I had a great dr.

The prep is no fun. The procedure is no sweat if asleep. Only way I've done it. Sedated might be chatty but probably nothing to relate to anything that makes sense. Besides who cares Dr. And techs do hundreds a year. Most important. Get it done.

Hate the prep. Love the propofol.

Hate the prep. Love the propofol.

It´s the same to me. Sometimes I vomited after the prep! And I always slept during the colonoscopy, fortunately.

A few years ago I searched for Sigmoidoscopes on eBay. To my pleasant surprise I found you could purchase them and the devices used for light source and insufflation at pretty reasonable prices. Over time I came up with all three, from antique rigid stainless steel, modern plastic disposables, and very good flex scopes.

So long before SiliconNozzles appeared my partner and I were doing very enjoyable insertions, and having a fun look at things.

It all went back to the first scoping I had, awake and aware in those days, which was mostly very pleasureable with just a few painful moments. What we did find, is using them for sex play, you can minimize or eliminate the pain, you aren't up against the clock, and if for some reason your colon is being obstinant you can come back and play another day! What is even better is the ability to "drive" them with the controls to moved the tip in any direction.

So, are Pam and I are sure we aren't the only ones.... are we?

I had one a few months ago and I did wake up for what seemed about 10 seconds, could see the anesthesiologist's midsection in front of me (sideways), and said out loud "I was dreaming", then blacked out again until I woke up in recovery.

Either that or it was the weirdest 10 second dream I've ever clearly remembered.

I've had 3 in my life and have 1 more to go. My proctologist doesn't do them after one turns age 80. Whatever the cocktail they gives that is supposed to make one not care what they are doing puts me completely out. I don't recall the foul tasting prep stuff I had to take; but, the last time I was told I could drink pulp free OJ to get rid of the taste. Well, guess what, next time I will mix it with pulp free OJ to drink it. The morning before the last colonoscopy, and before starting to drink the stuff, I cleaned out fairly well with 4 or 5 enemas.