Years ago broomsticks served me well! Some years later I squatted on a bed post that must have been almost 3" in diameter. I have no idea how I did that one, I was just extremely horny one say, relaxed, and it popped right into my asshole, did not really strain at all.
In college I was horny one day and lifted up the end of a metal frame bed on books. I then lay on the floor on a towel, lots of lube, Vaseline Intensive Care as I recall, and fucked the bed post. I gave it a really good fucking, really good!
For whatever reason the hollow bed post was very smooth. ... maybe made for really horny college guys? LOL! It was an extremely intense organism, like really intense. I think it was how I was stretching my groin muscles as I lay there pushing my hips up and down as I fucked the bed post. I was also able to push the tubular hollow bed post deep into my balls while my dick slid up the hollow metal bed post that was about 1 1/2" or less in diameter, it was a snug fit, just the right squeeze for the entire length of my dick. That, was hot! I still get a good chuckle out of that one. Good thing my roommate or the dorm faculty resident didn't walk in.
Yep, seems something is always handy when you want to get off. In my youth I got into hot dogs. Phew, for some reason my mother never noticed, probably because she had several packages opened and there were several of us kids. Good thing I was the only one sticking hot dogs up my asshole. One time I did four at once, not bad for my age way back then.
So, I was walking through the store today in kitchenwares, and noticed a nice towel holder, the kind that sits straight upward with a large round metal knob on the end of the about 3/4" diameter shaft, looked to be all stainless steel, I got a twinge in my dick, thinking of what I could do with that when estiming! The stainless steel shaft and that knob up my asshole, a ring on the end of my cock, and a P.E.S. estim box. Of course, one never wants to go too far up your asshole when estiming, it can be dangerous, don't do it. Less is more!!!