I like vibes, anal and electro sex toys. It is nice to know that there are a few females that like toys. My female friends think it is gross.
I combined 3 punchy balloons by fitting them inside one another and stretched them over the end of a small hand pump used for like a basketball or football... Its a great inflatable plug!
Everyone here is so creative and experienced..
I've only ever used small fruits or vegetables, the end of a broom, ends of markers, and a vibrating shower hose (my favorite)
My first toy was the back of a thick toothbrush which made me fall in love with anal play. After that I wanted something bigger and I started using a candle, the back of a hairbrush or a small cucumber with a condom.
But my new favorites are what I bought today:
3 big marbles (about 3,5'' in diameter) and put them in a sock then a condom. (Amazing!)
A glow in the dark foam stick, 9'' long and 4'' in diameter!! (OMG!)
Its just as firm as a hard cock, so its like a very cheap, very BIG, glow in the dark dildo =P
I also found a pretty big twisted dog toy with a ball on each end that looked very temting, but i was already satisfied with what i had.
(maybe next time)
Hi, I love playing with anything that I can slide into my ass. I have used:
fruit and veg
even ice smooth heavy stones from the beach
It would not be that hard to make a double ended dildo enema nozzle although I have not done it because I do not have an enema partner.
Get your favorite double ended dildo and measure it for length. Get an electrician's drill. It might be a foot long, but length in not so important as long as it is more than half as long as the dong you are going to work with. Use masking tape , duct tape, or the like and tape the dong to a piece of wood that is at least as long as the dong, making sure it is quite straight in all directions and tape it in enough places so it cannot move.
Then drill your hole right down the center, untape it, turn it around, re-tape it, and drill in until the one hole meets the other. You may have to play around a bit, using the bit more as a router to drill sideways until the two holes meet and water can flow. Then drill a hole sideways half way through at the half way point, put in some sort hose coupling, and you are ready to go. As you drill, pull your bit out every little bit to get rid of the rubber or plastic chips so that the bit is not clogged.
Have fun. I cannot help you to find someone to take the other end of the dildo, though. I guess that is another part of the do-it-yourself project.
Here is a great one... A friend of mine was shaving herself in the shower. Once she was done, she used the vibrating handle to stimulate her clit. The vibrating handle of the razor isn't too powerful but was enough to get her off. She then said now it's your turn. I said what? She then lubed it up with soap and stuck it up my ass. I didn't expect this at all. I have to say the razor handle is shaped perfectly to hit a mans prostate. She then moved it in and out while giving me a blow job. Soooo hot. I had a mind blowing orgasm. Send me a message after you try this and share your experience.
Years ago broomsticks served me well! Some years later I squatted on a bed post that must have been almost 3" in diameter. I have no idea how I did that one, I was just extremely horny one say, relaxed, and it popped right into my asshole, did not really strain at all.
In college I was horny one day and lifted up the end of a metal frame bed on books. I then lay on the floor on a towel, lots of lube, Vaseline Intensive Care as I recall, and fucked the bed post. I gave it a really good fucking, really good!
For whatever reason the hollow bed post was very smooth. ... maybe made for really horny college guys? LOL! It was an extremely intense organism, like really intense. I think it was how I was stretching my groin muscles as I lay there pushing my hips up and down as I fucked the bed post. I was also able to push the tubular hollow bed post deep into my balls while my dick slid up the hollow metal bed post that was about 1 1/2" or less in diameter, it was a snug fit, just the right squeeze for the entire length of my dick. That, was hot! I still get a good chuckle out of that one. Good thing my roommate or the dorm faculty resident didn't walk in.
Yep, seems something is always handy when you want to get off. In my youth I got into hot dogs. Phew, for some reason my mother never noticed, probably because she had several packages opened and there were several of us kids. Good thing I was the only one sticking hot dogs up my asshole. One time I did four at once, not bad for my age way back then.
So, I was walking through the store today in kitchenwares, and noticed a nice towel holder, the kind that sits straight upward with a large round metal knob on the end of the about 3/4" diameter shaft, looked to be all stainless steel, I got a twinge in my dick, thinking of what I could do with that when estiming! The stainless steel shaft and that knob up my asshole, a ring on the end of my cock, and a P.E.S. estim box. Of course, one never wants to go too far up your asshole when estiming, it can be dangerous, don't do it. Less is more!!!
I know we can buy most any thing for sexual pleasure in shops and online that are stocked for our pleasure. I have enjoyed finding little things in hardware stores, grocery stores and even toy stores that provide me with the physical enjoyment I desire. Plumbing departments are great sources of things like cock rings and sleeves. grocery stores can provide you with a plethora of places to insert your pole that feel amazing and i have become very creative with a few toys that will fill my backside with pleasant pounding. Use your imagination, be creative.
Not too long ago my partner brought home an enormous salt grinder thingy. It was about 15 inches long and about 2 1/2 - 3 inches inside diameter, clear glass-like plastic, a finely engineered bit of kit. Well, within no time I had adapted it and used it for pumping my cock. It was bliss. Everything about it was. It's balance, smoothness and strength and perfectly clear vision made my cock so big and hard. I loved sticking it on my knob. Sadly, though, my partner binned it after a bit of a fallout.
I was gutted, but there you go. Must go, cause I nearly SMF'd (shit myself fartin)
Now that all solder (in USA) is lead -free, it can be used to make all sorts of e-stim electrodes. Two of my favorites are a penis ring, and an anal probe I made.
Find a piece of pvc pipe (or a pill bottle cap) that is slightly less than the diameter of your erect penis. Wrap about four turns of lead-free plumber's solder around it, and clip the end. Remove the ring from the form, and file the ends smooth. Attach an alligator clip tens lead, and wrap a small bit of electrical tape around the tip of the clip, so that you don't get a "hot spot". (or leave it exposed, if you're really into pain.)
Cut two lengths of solder, about 12 " (1/3meter) long. Fold them in half around a small broom handle or other round object. Now, twist the long straight portions together, with the two round ends forming a cross at the end. (Kind of like an old fashioned electric egg beater.) Attach a tens/alligator clip, and cover the entire twisted portion and the end of the alligator clip with several layers of electrical tape. (DO NOT use duct tape; It will not be smooth enough, and it is hard to clean.) .The probe can be bent to whatever position is most comfortable (or least, if you like torture). It can also be handled and moved about a bit by yourself or your partner while in operation for more intense stimulation, or, as I found, as part of a medical "procedure"..
Both toys can be cleaned in the dishwasher, (I put mine in the basket that is designed for tableware) but first take off the tape and the clip leads.
One electrode inserted anally and turned so it is pressing against the prostate, and the other at the base of the penis will have you dripping fluid like there is no tomorrow!
I use this old little kids slipper that is like a stuffed animal vagina! I just fuck it till I cum inside it and then I have to clean it out. Feels great.
I have 1" pipe insulation pieces that I use all the time, hey are cheap and you can bend and fold them however you want!
I make spanking toys, leather straps and paddles and wooden paddles. My GF beat my ass very well this weekend with a heavy leather paddle I made and an oak paddle that I made in the shape of a wooden spoon. The last one was made to replace a real wooden spoon she broke on me a month ago. The leather paddle turned my ass bright red that lasted over a day. I still have bruises from the oak paddle. Very effective toys! Love it!
I like a Vibrating razor on my clit when in as pinch. Removable showerhead is a bonus :)
Best penetration toy is a dildo and a piece of wood. What makes a good toy is versatility, little push-back and something that isn't dependent on your hands. I use a pine board about 8-feet long that is about 4" wide and 3/4 of an inch thick. Home Depot, $8. My dildo has balls that are flat on the end so it can stand up on it's own.. Lay the board down and stand your dildo up in the middle of the board. Using a sock, tie it down to the board by its balls. If you stand the board up on it's end, the dildo should be sticking out.
Now lean the board against the wall and straddle it. Either face the wall or face away, your choice. Then lower it off the wall and lean it against the couch seat. Get aon al fours back into it and twerk away.
Now, suspend the board between two chair backs and straddle it. Doing this, in a bridge-like manner, the bending board will push back when it reaches a certain tension. Don't over do it, but do it enough.
While straddled, grab the board in front of you and lift it up and down fast to give yourself a pounding.
Works for any kind of penetration. Even double for ladies.
WARNING! The next day your legs will be a little sore from all the knee bends --but hey, you might loose a pound in the process, too.
Ive used anything the imagination can cum up with. My current favorite is a rubber handle cap from a fiberglass shovels shank, from local home care center. I have several, one one of which I made into an enema nozzle by heating it up so it is stretchable and inserting 2 golf balls keeping them spaced as to create a sort of retention nozzle shape. Drill small hole in the end makes it easier to slide the balls in. When it cools take the golf balls out and it retains its shape. Then found a garden spray nozzle that fits snugly in the open end , its about 1-1/2" x 6" . Love it!!! I also have one that i leave the golf balls in. With care and patience you can heat them with a heat gun and make different shapes.
Heres a weird bonus to this hollow fishing lure. the hook originally came out the top of the lure. so now whats left is a small hole that leads to the inside of the squid. after fucking my ass I discovered inside the squid was white cum from my prostate. so after i was done, i squeezed the squid and got to enjoy ass cum.
I'm afraid that you appear to have a serious problem jesserom.
There is no direct contact with the prostate gland or any other part of the seminal apparatus, via the rectum. It is separated from the rectum by the rectal wall, though you can massage it through the rectal wall.
So, what was inside your squid wasn't cum, it might have been frothed up lubricant I suppose - or maybe you did leave the hook in after all!
battery powered toothbrush
I made a penis pump that drives me crazy, I went to local home remodeling store bought a silicon tube and cleaned it out, then went and brought a brake bleeding suction device to remove the air from brake lines and attached it to the pointy end of the silicone tube and started pumping away. Some of the best erections I've had.
My wife LOVES the high speed electric toothbrush on her clit.. Drives her crazy!
I love haunting the local thrift stores to find creative items to use as sex toys. I found a weird handmade wooden hand clamp that is used for a handcap person to clamp on on random things to help them get up by providing a something to grab onto. weeks later I went to the flea market and found 2 very cheap and unused squid lures for fishing. they are large and squishy silicon. I removed the squids hook and removed the spagetti silicone skirt and am left with a nice hollow silicone squid lure. So I jam the butt of the large squid on the wooden arm clamper and clamp it to my bed post. after clearing my rectum I make a call to a customer service line and hope to talk to a younger female that loves providing information about whatever I ask her. I then fuck my ass with the squid secured to the bed post and try to talk normally as I stroke my hard cock. It was crazy onetime, because I tried hard not to cum but kept thrusting back onto the large fishing lure and without orgasming semen dripped out of my cock. I then proceeded to stroke my cock while the wonderful call center lady explained how to reset my internet router! Heres a weird bonus to this hollow fishing lure. the hook originally came out the top of the lure. so now whats left is a small hole that leads to the inside of the squid. after fucking my ass I discovered inside the squid was white cum from my prostate. so after i was done, i squeezed the squid and got to enjoy ass cum.
^^^^ Did you notice you asked a question about a post made four years ago to the person who has not been here for two years?
Usually, water balloons are inserted empty and then filled. It is obviously helpful to have a partner tie the knot on the balloon.
How do you go about doing that? I tied before with no luck.
A quick homemade butt plug i created ones was three golf balls with a hole drilled through the center of each with a1/4" bolt holding them together in a row. Put 2 in and one out and hit the links!
I love putting a facecloth in a condom then put hot water in it, then i lay down spread my legs, ans stick it as far as it can go. Im usually in the shower. Then i take the removable shower head and put it on high pressure until i orgasm, the feeling is amazing!
Oh, and in a recent game of T-or-D, having been given the question of "What is the weirdest thing you've ever masturbated with?", my friend told her story of using a curtain rod for the deed. The length made it awkward, apparently, which seems a reasonable conclusion, but I was curious about the end shape. She explained it was something like a penis, though I'm having a bit of a hard time visualizing it, I admit. But, we do have some nice "ball-end" rods in my house that I could imagine being put to ... ah ... good use :P .
I've always been fascinated by tales of household items used for sex. I mean, sure, the store-bought goodies are awesome nowadays, but I just love the inventiveness of those who can't afford or can't wait, and spy something that seems so innocent, but imagine how to use it for an entirely different purpose.
So yeah, it's great to see that the hairbrush, candle, electric toothbrush, cucumber and coke/wine bottle are receiving the popularity they so justly deserve. But I want to relate one story I was told by a young lady that I found both fascinating and ... well ... sexy as hell!
Seems that she wasn't in a position to acquire a vibrator, but would on occasion find herself at home alone. Apparently, one time while doing the laundry, she observed the vibrations of the washing machine when it went into the spin cycle, and, everything being just about the right height, discovered if she pressed herself up against the corner it provided an awesome experience.
I imagine her, naked in the laundry room, with one leg up on top the machine and the other down the side supporting her, eyes closed and thrilling to the sensations as she rubs herself on that wildly shimmying point. Of course then my imagination moves on to what would happen if someone were to come home at that instant, but that'd be another story....
Relating this story to one friend of mine, she replied afterwards that she'd never be able to look at the washing machine in the same way again.
I'm now sitting in my home office chair with a very nicely shaped yellow squash inserted up my ass all the way to my Sigmoid bend, about 6 inches (it doesn't want to go in further). I have the bulbous head in first, and it just feels sooo good when I move around in my chair like I'm doing as I write this reply. When I get enough stimulation, I'm leaking pre-cum now, and finish off, then I'll just throw it in the garbage. I often wonder what other people think when I wrap my fingers around the squash to see how big it is and to test if it will fit my somewhat small asshole. Oh, that just feels so good!!!
all the usual veg but i do like my electric tooth brush too
Would have to be my enemachair!
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