My son and his wife are primary care physicians, and practice together.
My personal PCP is an older doctor whose office is closed on Wednesdays, so he can go golfing with the mayor and the other big-shots in town.
On one particular Wednesday, I noticed a lump on my lower right abdomen, just a bit above and to the right of my penis. Knowing that my PCP was not an option, I called my son and asked if he could see me. He said that I should definitely come in right away. So I drove to his office and he said that the nurse would start a chart for me, take my vitals, etc. And, he would be in to see me momentarily.
The nurse instructed me to strip down to my "shorts". This wasn't unusual, as my personal PCP's nurse always had me strip to my boxers for my annual physical exams. When the nurse finished with me, she said, "Dr. John will be with you momentarily."
After what seemed like an eternity, my daughter-in-law walked through door! She said, "I know this is awkward Mr. Johns, but Dr. John had to go to the hospital to deliver a baby. You'll need to lower your boxers and we'll figure out what's going on."
I was horrified. By the time my boxers were at my ankles, I had a raging hard-on! My daughter-in-law grinned, winked, and said very sympathetically, "Don't worry Mr. Johns, your erection is just biology, try not to be embarrassed, and just relax." And then, she moved my erect penis a little bit to my left and started palpating my lower right abdomen. My penis started throbbing and I started trying to not orgasm. The throbbing was obvious to my daughter-in-law, so she said, "Don't worry, it's just biology, just let it happen and then we can finish up." As she said this, she intentionally gently but firmly pinched and pulled on my frenulum to point my erection straight up towards my belly button (I was laying on my back). I still didn't orgasm right away, so she repeated, "Don't worry, just relax and let it happen." As she said this, she pinched and pulled a little harder on my frenulum a few times and I had one of the most explosive orgasms/ejaculations of my life!
Jane repeated again, "Don't worry, it was just biology, Mr. Johns". Then she said, "Let's get you cleaned up, and I'll finish my exam, so we can figure out what we're going to do about this hernia that you seem to have."