In looking back I may have made a mistake commenting about the wife's bush needing a trim.
My Good Friend has been fully shaved and she keeps it that way. I love to rub her mound, it feels sooth as a baby's butt.
The wife has a full bush and I have been pushing for her to get with the program and remove the red hairs that keep getting caught in my teeth.
Over the weekend we did just that. It looks so much better, and feels so smooth and I promised to help keep it that way.
Last night I was rubbing that smooth little mound and remarking about how nice it felt....
Out of no where I hear "OK big boy, your turn" Out comes the bikini shaver I bought weeks ago in anticipation of trimming HER bush. I was stuttering and pushing back on the bed going "wait a minute"
Nope... would not have any of that! Buzzzz buzzzz, "be carefull down there, the boys are delicate"
Just when I thought it was a trim.... Off to the shower and outcomes 5 sharp'ner-n-hell bades, each of which was 3 foot long (from my point of view) attached to a venus handle. Lots of "pure silk shaving cream" and ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM without any respect for how close the boys were to becoming detached. I was "how to put this delicately?)
FREAKING BALD FROM MY BELLY TO MY KNEES
After quickly counting the assets 1,2,3.... No blood, no stinging and no hair. I could not believe the Jewel of the Nile was actually standing at attention as if he liked this proceidure.
The wife was laughing and putting lotion all over the shaved area to help with any razor burn. We did manage to verify it was still working after all that and I must admit it feels really good and a little different. Spice,,,, makes everything better.
The GF "I can't wait to see how cute it must look"