@ whispering touch -- about the toilet plunger stuck to the floor....
Years ago ago my father had a job as an insurance claims adjuster, and I remember him telling my mom this awful story while I overheard. It seems the policy holder had become deceased. He was a 30-something guy whose g/f became alarmed when she didn't hear from him, and finding his apartment door locked she finally got the building superintendent to open up to see if he was OK. He was not.
They found him nude in the bathroom, very dead, his penis and hand still slathered in lubricant. He had been masturbating while riding up and down on the handle of the plunger, which was still both firmly stuck to the bathroom floor and deeply inserted in his rear end. The police speculated his foot had slipped, and the long wooden handle of the plunger had impaled his body and ended up with the upper end of it just making a bulge under the skin of his neck.
Awful story, awful outcome, but please do be extra careful with inserting a plunger handle!