Strange Anal Insertions

@sexislife Using a razor seems risky to me. I'd be worry about getting sliced up in a very sensitive area but at least you won't have to worry about it getting away from you due and sliding in due to the head of it. When exploring anal play for the first time, please consider using object that taper at the end so you anus will clamp around it and you have less of a chance of accidentally losing it inside your colon. Be careful and have fun.

I forgot to mention that I remove the cartridge (the blade) before using it. I am not really new, I just haven't explored it. Now I am trying to get used to thicker stuff. Thanks for the advice though 😃

@sexislife Oh, that's good. A relief to know you remove the blade. You scared me there for a minute.

When I mentioned before that you want items that taper, I should have mentioned that the item should taper to hold the toy snuggly by your anus but have a flared base so it does become lost inside you. I'm sure you know that but I wanted to clarify it.

I don't know about strange, but I did manage a double today, two butt plugs inside me. With a Doc Johnson Medium Classic already in place I managed to get a Blue Thunder up me too by pushing it slowly. Wow if felt good but I took the Blue Thunder out after half an hour or so as I felt my anus we being overstretched. Look forward to trying it again though.

@egirlky you are a sweet heart 😃

New here and wanted to share a wierd one. Was out in the shop one day looking for something interesting to stick up my rear. Have seen many metal buttplugs online but too rich for me. Anyways here on my shelf set a polished 1" and 7/8 hitch ball. Nice size and with a base similar to a plug. Well got some lube and gave it a try. Had been awhile so took some stretching but wow. Once that baby made it what a sensation. Was nice and cool and very heavy. Quite a butt workout trying to hold it in. Think next time will try a larger ball! Thanks for reading.

Dildos, plugs, fruit, ice cubes, a bed post, shampoo bottles, cukes, carrots, tampons, tool handles, baseball bat, trailer hitch, a fist, etc.

When I was a kid before I'd managed to find all of the other things that could be had for fun, I liberated some rubber lined blackout curtains my grandmother was getting rid of. After washing the length thoroughly I set about sewing it into a penis shape and stuffed it with plastic wrapped play dough, then sewed it closed. It stayed malleable for a long time and was quit the accomplishment for someone who was still years away from toy shops.

I love using the cucumber but i really enjoyed those nice round door nobs

I've done banana's, dusters, cough drops, candles, sharpies, fingers, lightsabers. Everything feels so good 😃

@TylerG The force is strong with this one! LOL

Btw, what's a duster?

Baseball. My butt normally lubes up automatically, but this time it didn't and the ball didn't want to come out. Kept lubing it and spinning. Lubing and spinning. Great Feeling! After that fright, I drilled a hole in it, and installed a shoe string. Problem solved.

I have had great expeiences with most of the posted objects. I have not seen this one mentioned yet. I love a good full feeling,

Foam rubber and a large silk scarf. I have made a tube from pvc pipe that is perfect for inserting, A dildo the right size in the pipe

makes a rounded head to insert it comfortably. Then remove the dildo, yep! a nice open tunnel to the pleasure area. I like to

use sticks of buttter for lube. I took a 2 x2 x 24 peice of foam rubber, pushed it thru the pipe, leaving a couple of inches as a

handle to retreive it, Didn't need that, As it expanded, it slowly pushes out with a very pleasant feeling. I use this sane method

with a large silk scarf, the sensation of slowly pulling it out is simply amazing.

I enjoy inserting veggies.My favorite is butternut squash,as I love a good stretch.I also love large cucumbers.They feel really good when heated lightly in the microwave.

When I was young I stuck a large syringe in my ass and blew air inside. Made for one hell of a fart!

Cucumber all the way in until it disappeared

One time I put three golf balls, out of five,up my arse. Well, I got distracted before I pushed them back out. Needless to say, I lost count how many I originally put up there. One if the two remaining balls had rolled and fell behind my bed. I thought I had put four balls in my ass, since I only saw one remaining. About gave me a heart attack. I thought it was up me for two whole days. Hilarious now, terrifying turn of events at the time!

Cucumber that went too far. It finally came out but not without a fight.

I finally got around to trying menthol cough drops today. The cold feeling up my butt is so nice but I wish it would last longer

I've used a clear plastic handle of a plunger with a condom over the end and insert that in my butt. The end of the handle has knobs on it for a hand-hold. It worked really well and I've sometimes taken the plunger off of the end and got into bed and pulled the covers up and laid there and dozed off. Every time I would move in bed the weight of the covers would press down on the end of the plunger handle and give me the impression or feeling similar to someone moving it around in my ass. It feels really good and it is the right size for me.

A couple of days ago I bought an egg shaped Kitchen timer literally for pennies on a stall in my local flea market.

As it wasn't very successful as it was very inaccurate I was going to throw it out as a waste of money.

However, the clockwork mechanism was so loud and made the thing move across the worksurface when it went off I have found a new use for it.

This makes a great anal device when lubricated and inserted.

Because of the faulty timer, you can never tell when you are going to get that "BRRRRRRRRING" sensation up your bum.

I enjoy the noise and the brilliant sensation of the vibration.

I also intend to use it in medfet play with my poor Young male Patients who will be masturbated and edged until the timer goes off.

Oh and BTW, It's supposed to be a 20 minute timer!

I love all the responses to this question and it is fascinating to me to see that like me so many people get so caught in the moment that they make ill advised choices. I have had times when I would stick anything up my ass "in the moment" and afterwards it scares me a bit to see how crazy I can get when in that way. I've always been able to push everything back out, apples, oranges, cucumbers, squash, toys, grapes, cherry tomatoes, etc. but I've heard of people getting things stuck because they cause a vacuum. This scares me a bit too. I have had a cucumber inside completely and squeezed it in so that it backs up into my colon. I can feel it slide in passed my first and second sphincter and luckily I have been able to bear down and push it out.

For anal or vaginal, I never had thoughts about needing to go to the ER. A few of the larger objects, like pears and cucumbers were a struggle to push back out, they would come out a small amount and then would slide back in so I just pushed relaxed for a while and then pushed harder and harder until they finally popped out.

Plugging my urethra was what freaked me out with thoughts of having to go to the ER. I inserted a large bead into my urethra to prevent leaking when my bladder was full. (I assumed that a very hard push would force the bead back out, like it did with objects in my vagina or butt.)

The bead was difficult to get in so I jabbed it in with a chopstick, which hurt. However after a few hours everything was back to normal and I could barely feel the bead inside me. But when I tried to pee I was both shocked and excited. I expected the bead to pop out with some hard pushing, or at least being able to pee a trickle. But not one drop came out. It was like my urethra was gone. Late that night my bladder was really distended and I still could not pee, so I started to worry. However, being optimistic, I still assumed everything will be OK in the morning and it may even pop out during the night. But the next morning still nothing happened, and I began to panic. I had visions of being in the ER having to explain and all these people gossiping and ridiculing me. (I accidentally sat on a toilet seat which had an object stuck on it and it somehow went inside me.) I am already shy and this would have been traumatic.

I was freaking out and kept trying to pee so hard that I almost burst my bladder muscles but still nothing happened. Finally my friend who had been gone for a few days, returned home. In tears I told him what I did and he said he would take me to the ER. I pleaded with him not to and finally he said he would try to get it out but it would be painful. I said I did not care as long as I avoided the ER. Fortunately he had a set of dilators, different type tweezers and some other tools I am not sure of. Finally he had me pee as hard and I felt something move. And then the emerged followed by a gusher of pee. I felt so relieved but was sore for a week.

I guess I'm kind of conservative, by comparison :

ice cast into the shape of a cock

It was great, but it melted WAY WAY to fast.

And I like those dildos that actually squirt liquid, lol.

Carved cukes and carrots. Once I carved a hole into a warm grapefruit, and fucked it silly.

18" long english cucumber. Amazing feeling as I pushed it up through the end of the rectum and with just a slight curve on up the descending colon. I could feel it beneath my pressed left hand and then . . . OMG . . . see the head of it pressing up my belly just under my ribs. Getting s-l-o-w-l-y used to my vegetable love, so that I can run it all the way inside me in one fluid stroke-- throbbing in and out. I hold it there with my right hand guiding it and a mini vibe on my clit. I cum so f*u*c*k*i*n*g hard, my ass spasming around the pole inside my guts.

xoxox,

Anne

Most items that I put in are inside a condom, tied with a length of dental floss, so I have a little line to grab and a gentile pull will bring the object out no matter how far it travels.

A novelty baseball bat from a royals game, it is very small in width and circumference, but i squatted on it in the shower, and afterwards i imagined how bad it would have been if i were to have slipped and fell on it... ouch does not even begin to describe the pain I would have felt!

Well didn't think about the ER,but I've had racquet balls,summer sausage,and one of the best and most erotic times,when a girlfriend loaded my ass up with a whole pot of egg noodles and butter and she just kept packing em in there as long as I kept my ass in the air for her to stuff them still hot and steamy I have to say. It felt really good

Unknown Jerome, I would be careful to not use condoms tied together with dental floss...especially if you are not certain of the ingredients in your lube. The condoms could deteriorate and tear, leaving the object(s) behind...it would probably require a trip to the ER to have them removed.

I remember one of the times I first experimented anally and I was messing about with a ping pong ball in a condom inserting and expelling, went great until it shot up inside me. 6 hours later after serious concern before I thought about thinking about going to the ER, I gave a big push with my finger in my ass and managed to get a hold of the condom with the tip of my finger and pull the ping pong ball. Now I just buy a butt plug like the rest of the world and its great fun. Scary times though 😄