Strange Anal Insertions

The handle of a hand held cultivator. I had a Garden shed and would go masturbate using the handle as a prostate stimulator. The oak handle was just the proper size to fit tight and I would squirt a large load. This was before I had extra cash for the sex shop.

Two Gilette fusion power without blades with vibration...

A 1.5 liter bottle of pop

1.5 liters all the way in? Yikes it would extend to the costal margin!

Had a mini pool ball that I would insert as a teen and leave it there for sometimes up to an hour. I was always able to pass it and never thought about it escaping and getting out of reach.

Was the brand 7UP ?

I used to be a paramedic, and when I see 'strange anal insertions', i always have to share the story of this one call I responded on.

This guy called 911 for transport to the hospital. The dispatcher knew something was odd about this call when the caller asked for the ambulance to come with lights and siren on but also asked if the trip to the hospital could be done nice and slow and over a really smooth road. The caller met us out in the driveway somewhat hunched over which was nothing really strange. He gingerly climbed into the back, asked for an extra pillow which he placed in the middle of the stretcher, and then sat down really gingerly.

On the way to the hospital, he seemed completely terrified every time there was a rattling noise whether or not it physically shook the ambulance or not. He also wouldn't say much more than he 'messed up and had a bad issue'. When we got to the hospital, he decided to stay on the stretcher and ride in instead of walk, so we had already reached the realization that he probably had something up him that wasn't bodily waste. As we were filling out our paperwork at the nurse's station, 4 hospital security guards came jogging into the ER followed shortly by about a half dozen police officers and then an announcement over the PA of "Code Green, Code Black, Emergency Department".

Instantly, all of the staff that wasn't seeing a patient stood up and either got busy unhooking and rolling out patients or heading straight for the door.... except for the patient we had just brought in. We were ordered to leave the area by one of the officers, and about 3-4 minutes later, SWAT rolled up. No one knew what in the hell was going on, but that didn't stop people from speculating. About 10 minutes later, the bomb squad rolled in, suited up, and entered the ER. We couldn't hang around and watch the excitement any longer, so it wasn't for another 2-3 hours that we learned what all the ruckus was for. It turned out that our patient had told his attending doctor that he was cleaning the house while naked and had slipped and fell on something(uh huh... ok). It wasn't until the abdominal x-rays were developed that the image of a LIVE WWII mortar or tank round appeared superimposed on top of the all too familiar silhouette of the torso of a human skeleton. I can't remember the exact size of the shell, but it was somewhere around 80-100mm.

They had to take the guy into surgery to do the extraction which took a volunteer surgical staff and a scrubbed-in bomb tech about 30-45 minute to retrieve, all while the rest of the bomb squad were on standby in the OR hallway. Apparently the patient kept swearing up and down that he accidentally fell on it, but according to the notes of the attending ER doc and the surgeon, "there was evidence of a dried, clear, and tacky gel between his buttocks and around his anus" as well as "no evidence of any anal trauma or tearing one would expect to find secondary to a sudden trauma".

I've always loved the way the medical field can say things in such a way that it doesn't sound dirty but everyone still knows it is.

My first auto made buttplug start from a candle , with the tin paper foil i take the shape of my dick than i filled the paper with the wax of candle and the final part of the candle. It was amazing.

I once inserted a lipgloss that almost got lost, I had to almost fist myself to get it out. Hahah

^^^ "Lipgloss" was that a slip up ? 😁

Kingakama,

Could you pot pics of your wax creation, or make another and post? I would love to see the process and finished product!

Soooo pumped I can finally fist myself as deep as hotkinkyjo. it's gotta be some kind of record. way too shy to post video however proud of myself.

I have had just about everything inside of me. Anything that I can do to give me anal stimulation is alright with me. The longest thing that I've had inside of me is an 18" double headed dildo. I also have a candle that is 15" long and 2 1/2" that I love to put inside of me. The widest toy that I use is 3 3/4". I also have two inflatable dildos that I love. I love the deep and full feeling. The one item that I haven't seen mentioned here is panties. They are probably my favorite. I've had as many as seven pairs of my wife's panties inside of me. I have a vacuum cleaner tube and a wooden stick (These are about the size of a broom handle). I put the first pair of panties in the tube almost to the end and then put lots of lube on top of them inside the tube. I insert the tube deeply into my ass and then use the wooden stick to push the panties and lube out of the tube and up inside of me.(I have a mark on the wooden stick so I know when it has reached the end of the vacuum tube, so I know when to stop. Additionally, I can usually feel when the panties are pushed out to the tube.) I leave the tube inside of me and then one at a time put more pairs of panties into the tube and then push them inside me with the wooden stick. I put as many as I can take on that day. It varies as to how many I can take each time. The full feeling that you get from this is amazing. After a while, you really feel the need to push them out but they usually don't move. I love the feeling of being full but not being able to push them out of my inside. I keep them inside of me as long as I can but after several hours, I really feel the need to take them out. Now I really get to enjoy the feeling of needing to remove them and pushing to do so but not being able to. However when I am ready to remove them, it is done easily by simply putting two fingers inside of me and pulling them out (hopefully) one a time. The sensation that I get from removing them is amazing too. When I'm done, I wash the panties and put them back into my wife's panty drawer. She never knows any different and I get the added bonus of when I see her in her panties I know that they have been inside of me.

However I too have learned the hard way. I used to put rubber balls about the size of a tennis ball inside of me. One time I caught caught up in the moment and pushed one too deep inside with a dildo. I did this in the morning and sat around all day hoping that it would work it's way out of me. It never did. Later that night, I finally told my wife what I had done and she tried to get it out and couldn't. We ended up at the ER. I was admitted to the hospital. I wasn't in any discomfort, so the hospital waited patiently for me to pass it. After about 36 hours, they finally took me and did a colonoscopy. The Dr. was able to remove it but had much difficulty. He said that he was trying to remove it for his "last try" when he finally got it to move a little. He then finally got it out of me. Fortunately for me because the next step was to surgically remove it.

Your wife's panties? Ewwww. Also you're headed for a rectal perforation. Tennis ball? Hmmm...

I'm pretty much like everybody else anal toys screwdrivers anything round But I enjoy sticking knee highs and pantyhose up there usually only make a few inches . Love the feeling of when I'm pulling them out. Really would love to try and get a whole leg up their would feel awesome pulling it out. Now that I found you kinky people with wonderful ideas I think I'm going to put a knee high in myself with two tampons inside and let them swell up. And then try to pull them out after an hour.

Cucumber...fairly big ones.

Ones I was so riled up & seconds from cumming (after working my ass and edging for probably about 20 mins) that I pushed it in too deep & my ass 'swallowed' it.

- the orgasme was outstanding...but having a 25~30cm long, 4~4½cm wide cucumber stuck deep inside myself for half a day, was not terribly fun...

When it finally came out, it did however feel like the a massive & very very pleasurable poop though.

Kingakama I made something similar as a first but plug. I bought paraffin from the market and crushed it into small pieces. I then put those into a balloon and tied it off. I then heated it up in very hot water to mold it. Worked pretty well and would soften slightly after I had it in for a while!

I haven't done so yet, but I really like the idea of using the 26 inch gummy worm Vat 19 sells. https://www.vat19.com/item/worlds-largest-gummy-worm

Now I've put gummy worms in my nose to gross out patients but up my butt? Waste of a good gummy worm.

A soda can, ice cubes, a stone egg, an 11" long candle, shampoo bottles, sausage, all sorts of things. Anything to get off.

Liquidsky, I prefer to put the gummy worms in my penis and work them down to the base.

@Stuffer5 That's got to hurt! How do you get them out? I'm assuming you're serious.

Yes! Absolutely serious!! It burns just a lil bit from the stretching but gives me a raging hard on. to get them out I just squeeze my shaft below the gummy worm and slide my hand up and it pushes it out. Sometimes I masturbate until I cum and the jizz pushes it out.

Never seen a sterile gummy before

I love this thread ^^

At the age of 12 i started with unusual insertions and now its still a kink of mine, but way extreme.

I think ill try this big gummyworm as leche just showed us, looks like fun 😃

My main fetish is on objects meant to be eaten.

When i was like 13 i did insert a small apple in my ass an when i came, it got suck up into my ass. I first panicd but after a few minutes i calm down and managed to push it out. Back then i lost the fear in loosing things in my ass. Any suggestions for my next insertion? :')

I had like every insertable object in my ass i found in my parents home.

Guys and girls, be careful with pingpong balls, they could break with sharp edges. Also stay away from glass like marbles, bottles and LIGHTBULBS!

Golf balls may be used by ladies too it is not " ladies forbidden " 😉

Golf balls may be used by ladies too it is not " ladies forbidden

Hubby is going out later, may have to look out some of his golf balls as I m living up to my screen name by reading this site.

Stuffer5 said

I prefer to put the gummy worms in my penis and work them down to the base.

That's really a very bad idea.

I have not tried this, but it looks feasible. When plumbers must pressure-test the waste (sewer) pipes after making changes, the problem is sealing the lower part of the line that connects to the street sewer. The tool use for this is an inflatable rubber "sausage" with a chain firmly attached to the end for pulling the deflated wiener-shaped balloon back out of the pipe after the test is over. This tool is very firm, strong rubber or suitable substitute (neoprene?) with thick walls and it is usually black. The tool comes in various inflated outside diameters to fit in various inside diameter sewer pipes.

The test is conducted using a vent pipe at least ten feet high, or by temporarily attaching a 10 foot high vertical pipe and filling it with water to establish a 10 foot pressure head, so the tool must be able to maintain its seal under that pressure, increased by a safety factor.

The 2" outside diameter sausage should suit some people. I would be afraid to use the 3", 4" or larger sizes, but they are available.

Two types are on Amazon, a 4" diameter long, sausage-shaped tube and a short "ball" available in 2", 3" and 4" diameters.

See on Amazon:

Oatey Oatey Cherne 271047 Long Test-Ball 4-inch Plug (looks to be over a foot long)

Cherne 270032 Test-Ball 3-Inch Plug (also available in 2" and 4" diameters) (much shorter, a few inches long?)

Cherne 270016 Test-Ball 1-1/4-Inch to 1-1/2-Inch Plug (much shorter, a few inches long?)

This weekend I'll try a methycellulose enema.

When mixed with water it will feel and act like sperm. Gonna try maybe 1-2L. For those who dont know, its food grade and safe to use.