Otherwise, veggies, fruit, normal household objects, dildos are all fun. Batteries can be to but be so very careful. On this topic, if anyone has anything to suggest, I would appreciate it. Thanks!
I'm not certain about trying batteries. Did you screw a light bulb into your left nostril to make the connection, and to discern if there was light at the end of the passage? ???
Butt, and moving on, I have to agree with you about veggies; I cannot go to the grocery store now, without spending several minute observing, and then fondling, items like cucumbers, and, oh yes, yellow squash. They are now my passion; and, I've yet to use one in the kitchen!!!
A recent experience ~ while using a yellow squash, with the small end traversing the rectum into the lower colon, the bulbous part passed through the anus, lodging the bulk within the confines of the rectum. At times like those, one takes a deep breath, stays cool, and discerns options. Fortuitously, it came back out after a few minutes of ministrations, and all was a-okay.
The secret is that ya gotta stay cool under fire. Don't let your partner go crazy. Just find a comfortable position, and relax...
And, too, I guess 'we' could set up an emergency phone line of sorts to help members deal with and event that turns toward the darker/unknown side... I wonder if that thought can grow wings and fly???
When I lived in San Francisco, there was an alt.fetish internist there, and other kink friendly doctors, that one could go to under such circumstances. Yes, tis true, too, that most ERs have seen everything, or almost everything; butt, like most of us here, it would not be βmyβ kink to wind up there one evening with something lodged where the sun donβt shine.
But, hey, life is a relatively simple dance when it comes down to the basics; and, we do what we gotta do to make it to the end of the song, and enjoy ourselves.
Now ~ go out and make it a gr8 day!