Strange Anal Insertions

Ok dumb question....Does a Tampon expand if there is fluid in the rectum? Does it cause a lot of pressure? Trying to determine how comfortable/uncomfortable it would be to make someone keep one in for extended period of time.

Strict Lady,

The only dumb question is one that doesn't get asked. The tampon is designed to absorb menstrual secretions which are a fluid. So the answer is yes, it will expand if there is fluid in the rectum. the amount of pressure caused is primarily defined by by the size of the tampon, how much fluid is present at the time and internal anatomy, a third factor is there are those that use more than one tampon. The comfort or discomfort varies from individual to individual. A good barometer for determining on how long to keep one in is to experiment on yourself, then you will have a reference of what it feels like to work from, in that regard, the physical sensations experienced in the rectum by men & women are more alike than otherwise. I hope that you find something useful in the above information.

P.S.

I also made a comment regarding rectal use of tampons in another thread, here is the link http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=45616.msg419961#msg419961

Sincerely,

G.N.

Hello Strict Lady,

I have had some experiences with various tampons. To use them solo the kind in a plastic applicator is the only way to go, it makes insertion so much easier. If you are treating a sub why not give them a cleaning out with enemas then insert a super maxi tampon coated with glycerin! This will get their attention almost immediately! With some water still in the rectum from the enemas the tampon should expand to maximum size rapidly and the glycerin will produce a very strong urge to expel. If you are merciful you may hear their pleading and help them by pulling out the tampon with the string. If not you must be the judge of just how much they should suffer before the tampon comes out.

I've found that a sub enjoys My use of a Monistat plastic applicator to insert a glycerine suppository well up her rectum

Not having much disposable income I learned take more pleasure in using household/homemade toys instead.

Fruits and vegies are obvious choices and ones I often used because of their cheap cost but I've used quite a few strange objects before.

I originally started out using eggs but quickly shifted to using Easter eggs for something that will last (and safer than eggshells).

I had a finger sized rubber toy I used when masterbating. I would insert it when I was ready to cum. One day when doing this I came very hard and when I went to pull the toy out, it wasn't there. When my rectum contracted during orgasm it was sucked up inside of me. I panicked and wondered how I would explain this if I had to go to the emergency room. After I calmed down, I started thinking that what went will probably come back out. I sat down on the toilet and pushed and fortunately it just plopped right out. Never used that toy again.

I have had some fun with corn cobs after I ate the corn. Someday I will try the corn cob with the kernels still on the cob. I also like a variety of veggies. they are cheap and easy to throw away after a good use.

Brush handles, screwdrivers, hammer handle, the wood handle of an umbrella..that felt really good

I bought a new plunger. When I removed it from the sack, the handle had three small ball shapes on the end. Needless to say it was up my ass in no time at all.

I can't believe how many people think that using a light bulb is gonna be a good idea. The glass is so thin, it could break so easily. I NEVER use anything glass. EVER!!

The rubber handle piece on the ends of the newer fiberglass shanked shovels Ive tried probably everything that would go up there safely, but my favorite is garden sray nozzle from home depot that sort of has a bullet shape tip which fits nicely and get an enema at the same time

I enjoy sticking a large pen up my bum.

I've used a sink plunger that I bought just for anal play. When I saw this at the hardware store I knew what it was going to be used for. It has suction base and a handle that has an 1 3/4" knob on the top and 6 balls along the handle, total length is 7".

Have used carrots and the handle from a back scrubbing brush-both were quite nice

4-quart I have used sweet corn on the cob up my bottom. Take off the husks, of course, use a good lube and start it in small end first. Taper the small end if need be and work it in up to the bigger end. The little bumps of corn make it hot as you work it in and out. I used to farm and do custom corn chopping so I've even done this with field corn while waiting for a wagon to return. Bigger ears can be a challange however. Be sure to have some good lube with you. Machine grease is a no no

A condom covered frozen corn dog.

Lube up smoothe heavy chain links..like anal beads..lube em up good...geesh that was years ago now lol

A regular party balloon, which I then inflated with water, to the point that it had taken in much more water than I'd ever had before when using balloons. I could feel it swelling bigger inside me and pushing even further into me as it fully stretched my rectum. It was about as uncomfortable as it usually is to blow up a balloon inside, and I could have kept going, but I was afraid of taking it too far. I stopped and pushed it out of my ass, and I could see that it had gotten very large, and had a pinched area right around the middle where it separated into what looked like two separate "bulbs" of water. I'm pretty sure it had expanded all the way up into my sigmoid colon, and had been pinched off by the valve between the rectum and colon. This was a bit more extreme for me than usual, but I also find myself wondering just how far I could go if I tried.

Just make sure to expel whatever you put in. As a medical professional I have experienced dildoes put in anally so the patient needed medical attention to remove it. The guy was a bit ashame visiting the ER with his wife.

When I was a kid, I had a pen-barrel that I used to insert into my butt, during masturbation. Boy, did that make it all the more enjoyable. I kept it hidden in my nightstand drawer, but still surprised today, that mom didn't find it. Maybe she did, and just didn't know how, or if she should mention it. As I got older, I realized she know more about stuff, than I thought.

I have inserted an entire hand piece from an old phone.

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"Does a Tampon expand if there is fluid in the rectum? Does it cause a lot of pressure?"

HI Strict Lady,

Yes it will expand in size depending on the amount of fluid in the rectum. It will cause a feeling of fullness. The tampon would remain comfortable until it absorbed all the fluid in the rectum. I imagine you could use your own experience of vaginal tampon insertion as a guide.

I started inserting things as a small child. The strangest thing I ever inserted was a 1 piece ice cream scoop (kind used in ice cream shops).

So far, been an exciting experience ginger plug. Peeled ginger plug after a while began to feel more and more. Very exciting.

Trust me as a Nurse in the early days of my training I got to deal with any "Insertion" accidents so I can honestly say the weirdest I`ve seen is probably a wind up toy car that even when I extracted it, it was still running..... rather unpleasant at best. As a play Nurse I refuse to put anything weird in

I agree with NurseVic, only things with a safe design should go inside the anus: butt plugs, dildos, or other people's body parts (penis, fingers/hands) would be safe. If you are unsure, just check out this video, http://www.1man1jar.org, that should set you straight on what not to sit on.

My strangest at this point would have to be a candle.. A nice big pillar filling up your ass is great!

A number of grapes (30 something) and a peeled banana - all kept for a amount of time until it was time to expel it into my diaper. Does that sound strange?

Nevertheless it gave me a nice stuffed feeling and really exciting to expel it - I guess the banana did help a bit to accelerate the urge to expel.

Here's a somewhat gruesome but humorous story. Please know that I do not wish to offend or be disrespectful.

"Up All Nite with Dave Attell" was show that used to appear here in the states on Comedy Central. Basically, the comedian Dave Attell would venture out into the cities he was performing at after his last show and to see what different things people were doing (mainly for work) after the rest of us are probably long asleep.

On one show, he spent some time with a guy who ran a crime scene cleaning company. The guy would be called in after violent crimes to scrub down areas where violent crimes had occurred; essentially, remove all the bio-hazards and make them safe for people again. This guy told the following story about one of his own experiences.

He had just arrived at the morgue to deliver something or other related to a recent cleaning. The guys at the morgue knew him well and one said he had to see something. They lead him into the holding room and you could hear a very slight humming. (Obviously, it is very quiet in there since no one is still speaking).

Apparently, the most recent arrival, a man, had been practicing auto-asphyxiation while having a vibrator inserted in his ass. Things went wrong and he accidently hung himself. When this occurred, his sphincter relaxed and the vibrator, probably having some type of bulbous shape, slid up into his rectum.

I wonder how old the batteries were?

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