Stretching your anus...

I tried streching my anus the other nite with a cucumber. It was a big ass cucumber too! It hurt but felt so good. I started off with a smaller one that was very cold and lubed it up and got that one in after a few workouts, then went for the huge one!! I never got it all the way in though. Just the part a little lower than the tip. It was a hurt so good feeling...

Has anyone else streched their hole and if you have, what with?

I've used the oval shampoo bottles with twist on lids with some success. I did try cucumbers, but my eyes were much bigger than my hole...OUCH! Grapes are interesting too. I've used the large globe grapes and was able to insert 12. While they were in, I added a quart of clear water which helped to force some of the grapes higher up the colon. It was a strange sensation when the grapes came popping out.

ehappy

I tried peeled hard boiled eggs... the challenge is enough control to not mash the eggs. but they are big.. yet soft enough for the newest of enamates. also tried glass marbles.. those were more fun..

I worked in a rubber products plant for many years. They made rubber stuff for other companys, the rejects were throwned out, so I had many choices and diameters of rubber nozzles that I would use to strech my anus. First I would start with a one inch diameter then slowly over time work my way up to two inches. It wasn't easy, at times outright painful. After many trys and lots of lube I finally was able to shove a 2 1/4 inch nozzle all the way. The key is to start with a small size nozzle and gradually work a little larger size in until you have achieved your goal. It takes time so be patient and persistent. Let the good times flow.

w/m72yrs/Western Ma

I find it's easier to stretch my anus after having a good enema because it's clean and slippery and the pleasure... it feels sooooo goooood....mmmmm....mmmm...!!!

Yes, I really like to stretch my anus. I can't really remember how I began to do it on purpose, but I have used all sorts of things. Shampoo bottles, certainly, because those are usually handy in any shower cubicle even when not at home. Bananas, too, but more for stuffing than for stretching (grin). For beginners I would recommend using well-lubed fingers first to loosen up. See how many you can get in?

One time I got some pickled asparagus as a present. It came in a long, thinnish glass bottle with an inviting bulge at the base - but it was huge: almost two inches in diameter. I worked at it slowly. I discovered that you have to bear down hard as though to expel a large, dry turd if you want to make it easy. Eventually I got it in. The most agonising bit was sliding it inside the inner sphincter of the anus. Once the bulge passed that, my rectum sort of sucked the jar further in - very sexy! Once in there it was stable. My rectum tried to expel it, but the bulge held it in. And THAT was fun, too - I could walk around with it hanging out of me - it didn't fall out!

So I began to think of things that might be even better. I settled next on a bigger glass jar - perhaps 2 1/2 inches and got that in after loosening up with the pickle bottle. But it wouldn't stay in place. Next I tried butternut squash. These have a sort of calabash shape, with a large head and a smaller, often curved stem. They have a nice, smooth surface that takes lube well, too. I cut off the little bit of stalk they are sold with and insert them big end first. You can get them in sizes up to bigger even than Kirk Johnson could manage (and we've seen him put six-inchers up!)and the smallest ones are no more than 2 inches. My current best is about 3 1/4 inches. I love them! They also make a great (internal) butt plug for holding in a big enema, btw.

Johnny

Does this stretching make it hard to retain an enema?

^^^^ No, not as long as you don't injure yourself. I fist my husband and a few women have fisted me in the past (my husband's hands are too big for me) and we hold our enemas just fine, but go too fast and tear your anal ring, and you'll either need corrective surgery or "Depends."

Besides the danger of tearing or ripping, is it possible to go too far in streaching?

Gboy, I think it is possible to go too far! If you type the words Kirk Johnson into your Google bar and persevere past the sportsmen, and politicians and the scientists, you will eventually come to a reference to 'goatse' and a picture called 'hello.jpg. Or you can trawl the newsgroup alt.binaries.pictures.male.anal and you will find him sooner or later. His anus is so stretched that in repose it is not a rosebud but looks more like the vagina of a woman who has had a sizeable family! It probably leaks.

But I have had not trouble at objects up to 3 1/4 inches after careful stretching. Let the pain level be your guide and you won't go wrong. Remember, there are no medals for a bigger stretch; you can't make any money doing it and your wife/partner may not be comfortable with it!

Johnny

Hi Susie,

That's 'Kirk Johnson' you have there! Weird is the word. What he's got against the real Kirk Johnson (boxer) I don't know; but I don't think his anus is much good at its day job now!

Johnny

I have used tapered candles. They work very well and they gradually increase in size. I also finally got a nozzle assortment which has varying sizes and shapes. I love it! Jimbeaux

Over the years I have tried a variety of objects including candles, and douch bulb nozzles. Many years ago, I was in Las Vegas and broused through an adult sex shop. I found a large, lifesize dildo shaped like an erect penis. I bought it and presented it to my wife to include in our love making. She was thrilled and wanted me to use it on her that evening. We got a lot of use out of it over the years. She, unfortunately died of lung cancer and left me and the dildo alone. One evening, I was particularly horny and lonely. I remembered the dong dildo and decided to give it a try. The secret is going slow!! I got in the knee chest position and after lubricating both my anus and the dildo, proceeded to attempt penetration. It was a lot larger than I had anticipated and was quite painful trying to go in. Slowly, I was able to relax and press out gently as if having a BM and it started stetching me out and going in. I was finally able to not only get it all the way in up to the latex balls, but received a fantastic (never before felt) sensation as I slid it in and out. I fully recommend this as it can not get lost in your rectum requiring an embarassing call to 911.

I enjoy the feeling of being stretched. I have various toys including butt plugs up to about 2.5". And my ex-wife used to fist me occasionally. The key is to take it slowly and work up to the larger sizes (of anything).

My anus works as advertised without any leakage, so I'm figuring that nothing got damaged. So I'm going to keep on having fun!

ldb

I improved my mark: I am able to take a decent size cucumber into my anus! It's just matter of going slowly and using plenty of lubricant. It feels so good when having about 3/4 of it inside my rectum. It was the most delightful cucumber I ever had! 😜 😁

You bet your ass! Anyway, unless you use some object with a square, or sharp-shaped rear end on it, it WILL come back out, so not to panic. If it went in, just about anything, with the help of a little lube injection, and a little pushing and straining, will come back out. About all a doctor would do is put you to sleep, use some muscle relaxant, pull out the object, and join in with the rest of the O.R crew in a big laugh!

I have a set of 5 rectal dilators made by Klystra. The smaller 3 are so easy to insert and hold. The 4 is pretty easy too. The largest one took me a while to work up to but it does the job. It is 2" in diameter. Medicaltoys.com sells the set.

The top of a bowling pin is one of my favorite places to sit too...the unyielding eXpansion as the top goes in , followed by the easing off of the pressure when the neck of the bowling pin centers in the anal canal..with a bit of maipulating the top can go up past the rectum and allow a second stretch as the main body of the bowling pin dilates for the second time..

I have an inflatable that is about 5 1/2" long but works well for stretching. You can go very slowly and decrease any time you want to! I don't always have it fully inserted so the widest part can be at or near the opening. 😘

I just got a new vibrating plug from Sinclair--I find it much more pleasurable to insert if I have a good enema first

and then----oh wow!!

badger

I have an inflateable nozzle I use when I am taking a large volume enema. I have tried to "pass" it without fully deflating it to see just how big it is, however the splinter will compress it as it passes so its not a true indication of size.

My wife sometimes uses a rubber dildo or a butt plug on me when we have sex. My favorite is made of a somewhat firm latex resembling a billy stick with multiple raised rings from the tip to the handle.

Oh yes, for me other than prostate stimulation the stretching is the whole idea. I have an inflatable butt plug that I use, a small vibrating toy that measure 1 3/4' in diameter, and a Collins speculum that will open to 3 1/2" at the bottom. That I've gotten to about 2 1/2" inches and pulled it out through my anus, without much pain, but it didn't want to some out - not enough lube.

Be careful so you don't lose it better get a big toy and use that

Ive noticed that an enema really helps with the stretching. I was able to slide in a big toy after an enema. And man does it feel good after being so full and then emptyed and then full again. In fact Im off to do it tonight thanks for the idea

I enjoy anal stretching very much and I do use cucumbers. I have no medical training so take this with a grain of salt, but my two cents....

a. Anal should never hurt. If you are stepping up, you will surely feel pressure etc. but no pain per say. Part of this may must just be what individuals call pain versus a bigger stretch...

b. If I feel too challenged, I go down to the next smaller size (SLIGHTLY smaller) and really go to town on my ass, then retry the bigger size etc. Sizing increments have to be SMALL. If I could machine some anal dilators, I would have them made in 1/8 inch diameter steps for small ones then back down the steps to 1/16 inch diameter for larger units. For a beginner, going from something the size of your thumb up to a modest cucumber in one step is a bad idea.

c. Don't take stranger's claims as truth. Lots of folks don't know the difference between diameter and circumference and routinely misuse these terms. Make a chart of diameters vs. circumference and get a feel for the numbers so you can filter BS from the truth; Pi x Diameter = Circumference.

d. Repeated enema expulsions are a great start/relaxer for the anus.

e. Some people just need lots more time to move up, perhaps weeks or a couple months of gentle but persistant practice. All people have "gates" that slow them down, so expect it and condition the muscles safely.

f. In the back of your mind, you really need to have a deep craving for anal stimulation, much like being horny and craving genital stimulation.

g. Finally, during your first few forays into your anus, only use a finger or two. Use the time to explore the exterior and interior sphincters. Condition your muscles and brain to normalize things going IN your anus :-)

I unintentionally stretched my ass by using a large inflatable nozzle. I would pump it up about four or five times and then start my enema flow. After taking about two quarts, the pressure became too great and the nozzle (inflated state) shot right out of my ass. What a mess! Spoiled that enema session.

The anal sphincter is a MUSCLE, just like all the other muscles in your body, whether you're male or female!

And just like every other muscle, the more you work it out, the greater your control over that muscle!

So no one should be concerned about the prospect of needing Depends as a result of anal stretching.

As others have suggested, you should take it slowly, just as you would if you were interested in building up your pecs or glutes. An enema beforehand will relax you so that you know you are clan and your workout won't end up messy. Use plenty of lube, and when you are comfortable taking one item, progress to the next larger size in half-inch increments of CIRCUMFERENCE.

I have gone from taking a dildo 6 inches around to taking a butplug 10.5 inches around, all without any sign of analincontinence. I have seen video of other people taking dildos 14 or 15 inches in circumference, so I know that some people can stretch even farther.

I wonder if three inch diameter is too much and will anal ring recover and again be a good "retainer". Any comments would be appreciated-thanks!

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I wonder if three inch diameter is too much and will anal ring recover and again be a good "retainer". Any comments would be appreciated-thanks!

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Not if you tear the muscle.

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Not if you tear the muscle.

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You won't tear the muscle if you stretch it open gradually, like any other muscle. I worked up gradually using dildos that increased in circumference in half-inch increments. I passed the 3-inch diameter level about 2 years ago without any retention problems. Now, that's the level I open up with when I begin my sessions and then go larger.