Strangest place to have an enema?

Where is the strangest place or the place where you had the chance to be caught while taking or holding an enema? 😮

I took a 3qt bag while in a barn once. I stripped naked right in front of the horses…who did not seem to care. I could expel right there too since I had already had a couple of cleansing enemas. The barn was quite assessable and I could not see to be warned of anyone approaching.

Another favorite place of mine is in the shed in my back yard. After I am full I need to leave the inflatable nozzle in me so as not to leak during the walk (run) back to the house. I do this by putting the tube in front of me out of my pants and holding the bag wrapped in a towel.

I also take a small (2qt) enema and then go check the mail or some other outdoor activity. It is so hard to hold while moving a great deal. The pressure of knowing you cannot lose it is incredible.

While visiting friends, relatives or strangers on occasion I have snooped and found a douche or enema bag and taken an enema while there. Not as much fun because of the time constraints but certainly a thrill.

Lastly I have taken enemas in the very (dark) early morning house while in my back yard

I have taken enemas in the woods whem camping on summer vacation. Once I got off the trail and filled up. Just as I had finished filling up, a couple came walking by and though they couldn't see me I had to hold the 2

I took a Fleet enema on a moving RV! It was on a four-lane US highway(Non-interstate) but in a rural area. the vehicle never stopped the whole time!

If I could find a way to keep the solution from freezing,I would love hang the bag on a tree while having an enema lying on the seat of my snowmobile in the middle of Winter near Moosehead Lake,Me

A friend and I were talking about this during the week. There are many enemates who fly across the country to play with others. Of course, if I did that, I'd want to make sure I was cleaned out beforehand. But I'm curious to know if anyone has attempted to clean out en route. There isn't enough room in the loo for the usual equipment, but maybe for a small Fleet (Are they under the 3 or 4-ounce limit?) or suppositories could do the trick.

I'm also curious to know if you travel with your equipment and how airline personnel respond to seeing it. My friend is too shy to travel with his...

Egirlky;If you have a metel clamp on your enema bag,it will sound off the metel detecter when you are having your travel bags checked at the airport.I suggest you purchase some plastic enema clamps from BethTyler@aol.com.Let the good times flow.

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If I could find a way to keep the solution from freezing,I would love hang the bag on a tree while having an enema lying on the seat of my snowmobile in the middle of Winter near Moosehead Lake,Me

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I have the answer for you, just start with the water a little warmer than normal and add a bit more salt than usual.

I believe the solution freezing will be the least of your problems though. Think of the frost bite to the tender regions. YEOUCH! 😮

Some people enjoy wine enemas, but I've never tried it. I'm not a big drinker, so I don't the specifics, but certain alcoholic beverages do not freeze. Of course, I don't know if risking alcohol poisoning and frostbite is a good combination.

The most chance of getting caught was when I was in college and it was communal bathrooms, not private ones with the room. I was really in need of an enema so I went filled a 2 qt travel bag in the shower and went to a stall and administered the enema. Hung it on the hook and took it sitting on the toilet. Didn't get caught filling the bag and when anyone came in during the expulsion I would hold it, or at least try to, until they left.

Besides the back yard, I did a series of outdoor enemas at a couple of state parks, one on top of an old stump that was just the right hight. Probably splashed a few bugs when I sprayed the bushes. The last night, I left the bag hanging from a tree branch. Maybe the next campers used it????

Many years ago, I was living at a YMCA in Oak Park, Illinois, just for a short time, on a new job. I would fill my Sojourn travel bag in the communal washroom late at night, and with it under a towel, go back to my single room. After taking it, I'd rush back down the hall to the john and empty it out. Much older now, I'm not sure I could safely retain an enema that long. My ability to retain enemas has decreased over the years, I suspect in relationship to the size of the enemas, which have increased over the years. Back then I didn't know what a single balloon rectal catheter was, and I'm not sure that they even has double balloon models then.

I have often done enemas on the beach, using sea water. Don't need any equipment, as the rubbish already there usually has at least one empty 2 litre plastic milk jug among the junk. This I wash out with coarse sand and a little water. I fill it with sea water and sit on it. As the plastic crumples, the water is forced into me and I sink sensuously down to the sand! Then I wash it again, blow into it to restore it to something like its original shape, and do it again.

I don't take my speedos off to do this; just move the crotch piece to one side. I normally do it in the dusk of a summer's day when it's hard for someone else to see what I'm up to. But if I make sure no one can come up behind me, being 'caught' is not a problem because it isn't obvious what's going on! The approaching person is always a long way off when I see him/her. I can either remain squatting or stretch my legs out in front of me and just sit on the jug, collapsed or not (it soon is!). Sea water is a great enema solution, quite purgative and a bit crampy. You get more expulsion than you put water in - enough so that you get thirsty. You are aware of being dehydrated. And unless you take a rinse when you get home, it repeats on you (hours of squirts!).

Johnny

I took a small enema at home once and then left for a restaurant to meet a friend, knowing that I would have to excuse myself to go to the bathroom fairly soon. Hmm...maybe I should try that again.

I remember one job I had at which I had to work a lot of overtime, often by myself in a deserted building. The toilets had a line of hand basins (= sinks, US) outside the stalls. These had mixer taps (= faucets, US) and nicely raised spouts. With a shifting spanner I unscrewed the filter washer and lip at the delivery end, which left me with a sort of smooth penis-shaped thing at a nice angle. I sat on the basin and scooted my bum up to the tap; and using some hand soap as lube, wiggled myself on to the spout until it was right up my hole and into my rectum. Then I could reach round and turn on the water, that I had previously set to the right temperature. When the cramps hit, I'd simply turn it off and wait until I could begin again.

I was alone in the building, so I could strip off while I did this and look at my now-swollen belly in the mirrors there. Nice!!

Johnny

Outside along a road, with the bag hanging from a fence.

On a hotel balcony.

In response to 'Egirlky': I did pick up a neat little enema

travel kit in Europe. It measures 5"x 5"x2.5", all plastic and holds about 2 quarts. No problem whatsoever either in checked luggage or carry-on.

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If I could find a way to keep the solution from freezing,I would love hang the bag on a tree while having an enema lying on the seat of my snowmobile in the middle of Winter near Moosehead Lake,Me

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Some people enjoy wine enemas, but I've never tried it. I'm not a big drinker, so I don't the specifics, but certain alcoholic beverages do not freeze. Of course, I don't know if risking alcohol poisoning and frostbite is a good combination.

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Don't do it,twobagger! You would have a tough time explaining to the warden how you came to be snowmobiling under the influence. 😄

I've taken several while floating in my pool at night while watching the stars then put a plug in and just float for a while. had to make a few mad dashes for the house, but always made it.

Why not while driving. I filled my combo enema bag, hung it with a hanger from the hook over the rear door ( and put a jacket over it). Folded a towel on the seat, got into my car with no pants, inserted the tube and then openned the garage door and back out. Drove down the street and turned on the flow. Enjoyed the enema, carefully timing it so I would soon be driving back up my driveway, into the garage, lower the door and run for the bathroom. I would like to do it again

Jagson

It was the first time I received an enema, at my physical education instructor's office. I was 19 years old and ordered to lay face down at his desk to receive a bare bottom spanking first, followed from a two litter warm water enema!!!

The best punisment ever....

Ive taken an enema and gone grocery shopping. They always say grocery shop when your full not hungry.

I took an enema in an airplane loo on a night flight from London to the United States while my boyfriend was the next in line to make sure that no one became impatient waiting. I waited until most people were sleeping first. It was a real thrill taking an enema at 40,000 feet. However, it was very cramped in the loo. Once was enough.

It was in Texas, in the backyard restrained to a heavy wooden picnic-type table under the stars. Yippee-ki-yay!!

Hee Hee--well I would not call anyplace strange--unusual maybe------😃😃

but I take them on my second story deck sometimes

and I took one in the woods--the squirrels were watching

badger

I've given and relieved myself of my patent-pending 20oz bottle enema outside numerous times. It's quick and fun and does the job! Sometimes, late at night, I'll do it for the hell of it around back out of sight.

Gees...yrs ago and I do mean yrs ago..I did a camping trip solo and got lost........was in a 'panic mode'..and did have the basic red hot water bottle..glad I also brought the hose and nozzle...did a fire and brewed a pot of tea and put the warm tea in the bag..hung on a tree limb..got filled...took care of business and went back into my tent relaxed and to try to map out where the heck I was.....got an unexpected visitor...a park ranger...and female!!! who was watching me! No need to go any further here folks..just let ur e minds wander...yes...the saying is still "we serve and protect." What a neat trip down memory lane! 😉

30,000 feet in the air over the Pacific Ocean while on a flight

from Singapore to the U.S.

A fellow that I talked to frequently in a chat room claimed that he took enemas all the time while riding his bike. He had a large water bag that bikers use for drinking strapped to his back and the hose up his butt. When he was ready to be filled, he opened the valve and let the water flow. He would continue riding his bike until full and them make a rush for the nearest toilet. A great way to get your exercise while getting an enema.

Elsewhere on this site I posted about a cabin, on a lake, my ex's father owned with a toilet nobody wanted to poop in. (We use to say, "that toilet doesn't flush for shit" the proper response "That's for sure". There was always somebody's half flushed shit floating in it. It was called Terror Toilet.) We were at a family get-together at the cabin. My ex was feeling bad from not pooping for a few days. She had waited too long and she was not going to go without help. I talked her into letting me give her an enema. I improvised an enema setup by using a cut in half plastic soda bottle as a funnel and some plastic tubing. We took our enema setup and some Vaseline, in a small sailboat out of the middle of the lake. She got out of the boat, into the water, took off her bathing suit bottom and inserted the tubing into her ass. I was still in the boat. I held up the funnel end and used a soda cup to pour some lake water into her. She swan off a small distance and let it out. Three of these and she was better. Her sister had the same problem and the two of them went for a sail, out to the middle if the lake, latter that day. I volunteered to sail the boat but they wanted to go alone. Darn! With Terror Toilet there, I wonder how many people, staying at the cabin, would have wanted to sail out to the middle of the lake. We probably could have start sailing trip service. We went for a sail the next day and she enema-ed me. Nothing like a cool lake water enema to cure a constipation headache. Later we came up with an alternate solution to this problem. I talk about to on the thread "Enemas When Traveling" (sorry I was not able to make it a clickable link to the post. It is post 14 in my posts)

My ex once gave me a hand job and enema, out under the stars, on the den roof of our house. I am a fan of outside enemas. I laid head facing down the slope (1/6) of the roof. She sat up from me, between my legs, and the enema bag was farther up the roof. It was a nice warm starie night with no moon. Being partially upside down the enema was quite painful because all the pressure was on my transverse colon and stomach. I do not know how people can take an enema while hanging upside down.

On a cruise ship state room balcony.at night make shure you use bottle water dont need any other problems .from ship water its awsome hearing the waves and getting filled up . try it you may like it when on board