Right now I'm shaking. After reading all the posts in this thread, I had to do what I love to do. I took a long and deep enema to clean everything out. (Felt so damn good!) I then used what I use for a butt plug. Many years ago I was looking for a good butt plug, one that was just the right size. I was in K-Mart and I saw in the sports department a package of balls used for handball or squash. I thought that they were about the right size and had a slight "give" to them. I bought a 3 pack and took them home to try them out. I measured them and they were 2" in diameter.
Needing a way to remove them in case they got "lost" up there, I put them in 2 plastic bags, one inside of the other, in which the newspaper is delivered. I turned them inside out so they are very clean. Even with the 3 balls inside, there is at least 8 inches of plastic bag to hold onto. After applying Vaseline to the outer bag, I put my hand in it and slowly stuffed the first ball into my now horny ass. When the ball was at it's widest point, I held the ball there to maintain that awesome feeling. After 20 or so seconds, I gently pushed on it and my ass ring slowly pulled it in. Oh yeah! It took about 15 seconds before it was completely in my ass. I left it stay there for awhile before pulling on the bag and having the ball slowly, exquisitely open the ring up to try to get out. When it got to the widest point, I stopped it from coming all the way out and left it to stretch the ring out. Pulling a little more, it came out and immediately I slowly, teasingly pushed it back in. I did this at least 20 times, slowly out, slowly in. Delicious self torture!
When it came time for ball number 2 to get in on the action, I pulled the first one out just far enough that the second ball was touching it. I then pushed on the second ball and it followed the first ball into my ass. It felt like I was in heaven. With my hand still in the bags, I used my fingers to push them in so there was at least an inch of space between the second ball and my ass ring. I pulled them back out so ball #2 came out but ball #1 stayed in. Again, I repeated this in and out many times until my ring was more accommodating for the balls. I then added ball #3 to the mix to see if I could fit it in. It went through the ring with ease but just after it was more than half way in, I felt pressure up inside me. Not bad, just pressure. After slowly pushing with my fingers, the 3 balls were in but ball #3 could be felt because it was holding my ass ring slightly open. I got an old medicine bottle that was also 2 inches in diameter and used it to push the third ball about 2 inches into my ass. WOW what a feeling! I pulled the medicine bottle out leaving the 3 balls resting nicely inside my ass. I then sat down on the chair and just enjoyed what I had accomplished.
I did the same thing the next day and went outside to pick up the newspaper just to see if I could make it without popping them out for the neighbors to see. ("Look Mommy. That man is shooting blue balls out his butt") When walking, I did have to squeeze my butt checks together a little but they stayed in.
I tried mowing the yard the next week but I couldn't take the pressure for more than 10 minutes. I came back in, removed 1 ball and continued mowing with 2 balls still inside. Had no problems at all.
These balls feel so good, I gave up looking for butt plugs. I've tried this when I was high on pot and I could get 4 balls in. Can't really walk too well but I can sit down for 30 minutes before I take it back to 3 balls.