As crazy as this sounds, and I gotta be honest with you I don't know why, but I would love to spank Terry Bradshaw. For those of you who do not know who he is, he was the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers back in the mid 1970's. That was back when you played for the love of the sport, not the money. No pun intended, but it was a whole different ball game back then.
He has also been in a movie or two and has done lots of other things. I had a crush on him when I was younger and always admired his talents. Again, I don't know why I want to spank him, I just do. Maybe because he is often times serious in things he does, but in reality he is very funny.
@Spanker65, I had to chuckle a bit at the ladies that you listed. Well first of all I am not sure I would call them ladies, some of them clearly are not. Miley Cyrus and Tonya Harding are bad girls and need to be spanked, and not in a good way either, lol. Personally speaking I think Tonya Harding should have gone to prison for what she facilitated. Miley Cyrus, well, where does one begin with her. She was a good role model to millions of kids across the world and as soon as she turned 18 she was naked up on stage at more than a few highly televised events. That is slutty and shameful.
Now, as far as the Olsen twins are concerned, well, they are just bat shit crazy, and they have a lot of deep psych issues that they probably will never get over or deal with. I did learn something about them a few years ago that I didn't know. They are not identical twins but are fraternal twins. You could have fooled me. America and probably other countries watched those two girls grow up. I for one thought they would be okay because they were young enough to be able to escape the stresses of being childhood TV stars, but apparently not and that is very unfortunate for them. They might not need to be spanked in my opinion, but they do both need some Prozac, lol.