8 INCH STRAPON

Doc, lol. Sorry, just had to. Hehehe.

Mashie

My answer is nothing

I'm a big fan of plastic easter eggs fully filled with sand, or rice for weight and sealed tight. I have an oversized egg that is about 10" circumference and 5" tall that I've built up to being able to insert it, relatively easily, vaginally. I also have a rubber, inflatable ball I'll take vaginally with a 12.5" circumference too. Can't say it doesn't all stem from my interest and fascination of childbirth.

Anally, I haven't taken much more than my husband's 8" long 1 1/2" thick cock. I'm pretty new to the anal game though.

With all this talk of eggplants, zucchini and squash, shouldn't someone have posted a recipe for ratatouille by now? Maybe I'm just hungry...

~ Dianne

My speculum opened fully, or a thick perfume bottle, I think. I love the feeling of being stretched.

My emate could reach a ninth on the piano, as she told me when I broached my wish for her to fist me, my first time ever. It took us three tries and a lot of lube. When her knuckles came in, I was quite literally stunned: Time stopped and the world was very far away, unbelievably so. It may be difficult to measure the size of a hand; I did snuggle down on a nicely-shaped tall 3 1/4 inch diameter straight sided pickle jar once. Having all that stretching clear inside me was nearly unbearable but very welcome. It's probably the usual thing that fisting becomes very much easier after one's first success.

As I remember it was an 18 inch long by 2 and a half inch double headed dildo. My gf pushed and worked for a while to get all inside of me. She finally did it, it disapeared up my asshole and she used her fingers to get it even further. After sex all afternoon we tried to get it out, now that was another story.lol

A stick of about 20 cm

I'm working in having both areas stretched (especially anal) in order to accommodate more "adventure". There's something about pushing physical limits that's very erotic. Vaginally, in deep arousal I have taken up to 4 fingers, but 2 is usually enough for me. Anally, I have used small plugs and an average sized penis. I'm working on it....lol

Up front ... a 9 lb 13 oz baby.

In back ... a fairly large plug.

I have had a reasonably sized butt plug in my ass, but that's about it! Some impressive stories here!

In my younger days I use to get fucked in the ass with a 16in 2 1/2 in wide dildo a lot. I have taken 3in wide nine inches also been fisted by my girl

Biggest thing I had up my ass was an eggplant, almost three inches across and about eight or nine inches long.

Felt very full.

Longest? 36" rectal tube, but I think I only got it up to the middle of my transverse colon. The rest accordioned in my rectum.

Rapunzel, with respect to 36" rectal tube insertion. I too, have had that 'accordion' feeling myself and you could be right, each individuals physiology is different. I have found for myself, over the years, that when the tip is in my transverse colon, it is indeed fully inserted without any folding and is absolutely wonderful.

I much prefer a 'comfortable' diameter favoring length, giving a feeling of "comfortable fullness" as opposed to the largest that I can fit, thereby preserving my rectal elasticity & function. For me, anything larger than 1.25" diameter on a regular basis is not for me, painful & too risky of tearing delicate rectal tissues and muscles, that type of pain is not pleasure in that regard, it is a warning. I have come to this viewpoint by trying over the years many of the things mentioned here and elsewhere.

Respectfully,

G.N.

the largest circumference so far is a 10.5 inch eggplant or aubergine and about 7 inches long and i can get that to dissapear,i also have a toy that stands about 10 inches tall with three different sized plugs the smallest at 9.5 inch circumference the second at 10.25 and the third at 11.5 but i just cant get the last one in,also a 16 inch long and 2 inch diameter strapon dildo which goes in all the way,when my wife was with me she used to fist me right up to her elbow and on the odd occasion her elbow would dissapear,she also used to double fist me,but the best fisting happened in the bathroom when she would fil me up with three and a half littres of soapy water and fist me elbow deep as i expeled

An empty enema bag redbagman? Wow, I am impressed. How much water did you transfer from the full one?

Biggest thing up my butt was just over an inch in diameter. Bigger isn't better for me.

I did fist a lady's vagina once at her request. She had two kids prior to what I did and she enjoyed it very much. I did go REAL slow. It was the first time for her but it probably wasn't the last time.

Some cucumbers are spiked, most slicers are not.

Most open pollinated varieties of yellow squash have a rather hairy skin. These hairs are irritating. Hybrids do not have this, at least the varieties I have planted.

Speed

A 9 lb 3 oz baby. In labor 16 hrs. As for penises, one guy was so thick I broke some connective tissue in my jaw & it took a year to recover. Longest? 36" rectal tube, but I think I only got it up to the middle of my transverse colon. The rest accordioned in my rectum.

Don't cucumbers have spikes on them? Seems a zucchini would be more comfortable. How about a yellow crookneck squash that was allowed to grow to grotesque proportions? You could push the big part in and have a nice yellow handle sticking out.

I've had women fist me. Also taken a large cucumber. after it was warmed a bit in the sun. don't try it cold... haha

My girl loves her vagina to be stretched.

We started with dildo's and continued with inserting more and more fingers.

When 5 fingers were inside we used lots of oil to lube my hand.

The excitement for her feeling my fingers getting pushed deeper inside her was huge.

The only difficulty was the widest part of my hand. When finally i made it and the widest part of my hand finally got past the opening of her vagina, my hand was getting sortof sucked in.

That moment it was as if she got into a trance state.

The moment she was orgasming and i pulled my hand out and seeing the inside of her vagina beeing pulled out and caused her to squirt, that made me ejaculate in my pants.

I don't really care much for large toys or anything but I do have the desire to be vaginally fisted. My lover and I have been working on it for three years and it hasn't happened yet. Always a dream, though. I'm not giving up yet.

I kid you not, the man's penis was 15 inches long and as thick as a Coke can at the base. When you see something that size, it's like climbing Mount Everest, because it's there. It originally started as a conversation about oral sex. He told me that no woman could ever deep throat him. I've got mad oral skills and took this as a personal challenge and said, "Bring it on."

And OMG he wasn't kidding. I did my best but between the length and girth of it, I only managed to get down half. And just because I had to see what it would feel like inside me, we had sex. I don't know how much of it was inside me. Probably half of it but damn it was intense.

This was back in my younger and more adventurous days. I definitely wouldn't want to take on anything that size just for the hell of it. I mean, if I was in a relationship and the guy was endowed that way and we loved each other, I'd do it. But I wouldn't do it just for the fun of it. When a woman gets older, she comes to appreciate men of average size much better than men of larger sizes. That's what I like, nice, normal men with nice, normal penises.

No more circus acts for me, thank you very much.

I once used a medium sized eggplant in my vagina. Of course it took a while to get to something that size.

Can't say its the biggest thing, but a chocolate eclair cake was used a while ago vaginally. Oh and he ate the cream too and nope the photo's won't be posted in the gallery!!!!

Aside from my kids, the biggest thing in my vagina has been a man's fist. Rectally I got as far as 4 fingers but couldn't get over the knuckles.

I was recently vaginally fisted by my gf. She took her time and used a lot of lube. After the fourth finger it went well. It resulted in a great orgasm. Not having a uterus my vagina is just ended 8" deep so I enjoyed the experience. Prior to me getting my vagina I have had several large dildos and penis in my rectum. My first anal experience was when I was 14. I have come a long way since that day

6 Inch dildo

The one I use on my GF when she's been really naughty and needs to take some serious cock is 10" inches long (8.5" is insert able), 2" thick with a 7.5" circumference. She can't take all of it in her as she has a very tight little pussy -- but, she's a trooper and takes as much as she can.. That little opening gets quite stretched out with it in her. To make it even better, I usually have her restrained with her legs wide apart.