Stool Samples

When I was young I had been having stomach issues, my mother took me to the doctor. They concluded that I had a stomach bug, but the doctor wanted to take a stool sample. He put on a rubber glove, and proceeded to have me lie on my side with my knees drawn up. He told my mom to tell me that it may hurt a bit, but to relax. They then pulled my pants down to my knees. He then stuck 1 finger up my rectum, and extracted a piece of stool. Does this sound like a normal procedure to anyone? It was really strange for me.

I've had stool samples obtained by incontinence induced by two bisacodyl interspersed between six glycerine suppositories while lying on a protective/absorbent green pad.

Some patients, such as I, don't respond as reliably to acid phosphate enemas as this clinic's staff would like. They don't have a commode in the treatment room, and they don't want their patients to be clothed, in case of some kind of accident. So, they came up with the above procedure.

At my insistence, my wife was in attendance from insertion through involuntary defecation. She entertained me while waiting for the effects to begin.

She dutifully observed the beginning of the cramping/large-propulsive-waves, at which time the 1/2 bisacodyl suppository was inserted just inside the sphincter-ring so as to accelerate the irresistible reflexive sphincter relaxation.

She encouraged me during the building urgency and rectal discomfort, and she comforted my during my failure to hold out until given (not forthcoming) permission to use some commode.

It seems that someone felt some urgency to do whatever they were doing, that they felt was greater than my urgency to expel. They later went to a 4.5 oz enema of water, bisacodyl and glycerine for folks like me. We get to wear a cloth full-coverage gown, and to visit the commode upon the beginning of cramps/contractions, and before the rectal urgency, which is now allowed to occur without any further encuragement. A nurse stays for the whole procedure, from injection to expulsion on a special sample-capturing commode. If I have it done again, I'm *still* going to insist that my spouse be there with me!

LisaLax decided that I was extra 'cute' during the ordeal, so has added something like it to her bag of tricks. Now when she gives me her favorite suppository cocktail of 4x 1/2 bisacodyl (b) and 5x glycerine (G) as GbGbGbGbG, I never know if she's going to "keep cuddling" me, heh.

If there is interest, I'll relate her expansion of this suppository cocktail into recipes which produce detailed variations effects (beyond the obvious). She has enjoyed "experimenting" on me with various medicines, especially laxatives, for many years. This has added a whole new dimension to her repertoir and to my suspense, as I am not allowed to know what she has given me until it has produced her desired result, hehe!

I have Attention Deficit Disorder. When sent home to collect a sample during a routine movement, I forget to perform the collection. Induction at the office gets the job done in a timely fashion. Given the fetish aspect that this has for me, a bit of excitement replaces the embarrassment we avoid frustration.

examination room - insertions - wait - use restroom - deliver sample

routine is efficient, even dull. Lisa seems to miss her involvement and clinical-setting excitement of the earlier procedures. This is a different clinic. It turns out that the earlier method is uncommon, while this, if not commonly performed, does seem to be commonly known.

The earlier method may sound odd, these days, until recalling that doctors used to induce orgasms in female patients, for mental health reasons. Now, more than a century later, we have the biochemistry to understand that. I am still amazed that they understood the need for the procedure, lacking the biochemisty to explain it!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article535521.ece

http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2005/05/16/ooh-ooh-eee-orgasm-science/

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=35250

http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2005/05/16/ooh-ooh-eee-orgasm-science/

Lisa has invented many practices, requiring, and/or causing me to be deliciously submissive, suggestible and helpless, so as to recapture some of that bitter-sweet fun, hehe!

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When I was young I had this done many times, I was always told to lay on my side and our (doctor) would always tell me to push or (bear) down really hard, like as if I was going to (poop) and I was always so embarassed with this and I could feel her finger inside me (pushing) on the stool.

Agree taht is really embarrassing when somebody is around

I had an experience where it wasn't for a sample, but to make sure my bowel was functioning okay after a surgery - I had two nurses holding my legs up, while I had to lie on my back and push and it too forever! Embarrassing (but somewhat of a turn on)

DO you find that you don't react at all to normal over the counter suppos?

I have a friend who's a nurse, she told me about one guy they asked to go home and bring back a stool sample that week, so he ended up bringing a tupperware bowl will a full turd back lol.

Stool samples are necessary and I as a play dr take them as it adds to a patients embarrassment

My experiences with physicals is that the doctor will do this with the prostate exam. My doctors have been very subtle about this, but I've noticed that after they do the prostate exam they use a test strip and take a sample from the gloved finger they did the exam with to check for blood in the stool. I'm assume they do it subtly to avoid embarrassment for the patient.

I used to do those too where they send you home with a little card and a swab stick kit. Its MUCH easier for them to just test it right there.

Usually for males they get the stool sample when they do the prostate exam

I've never had to do that but Ive heard about people having to it sounds soo embarassing

It can be embarrasing! I was sent home from lab with a stool kit. Did it brought it back. Only at follow up appointment Dr. said they needed another and had me get on my stomach and take off my pants. He proceded to reach up and take the sample! Ouch!

IT all depends on what the doctor is testing for, if its just a Occult Blood Test than the smear on the latex glove from a DRE would be sufficient.

If you need to test for Parasites you would need a decent sized chunk.

I had that done when I was really young.. I hated it.

I had this done at every visit. mostly done during the rectal exam but usually the doctor made me do it at home

I had a stool sample performed the exact same way as Noam because of constipation when I was young

I remember having to provide a sample at some point in my teenage years. The doctor gave me a set of plastic cups, and I think they included a paper sheet to lie across the toilet to catch the stools before they hit the water. I remember being grossed out when the doctor told me to put the cup in the refrigerator until I could deliver it to his office.

Had to do them a couple of times , i i found it embarssing handing them into the receptionist

I had to make a smear on a plastic slide for testing for blood.

I've had the same thing. It appears that the NHS here in the UK screen us men as we get older. The letter arrived complete with instructions and enclosures out of the blue as part of their national screening. I hated doing the tests, but the thought of having an unknown internal problem that I had no knowledge of, and could perhaps get worse and maybe life threatening, made me think that it was a very good idea indeed.

I've never had to do this... I would die of embarrassment!

Cabowabodw akled:

"DO you find that you don't react at all to normal over the counter suppos?"

I don't know who was being asked, but personally, I and my spouse react just fine to suppositories. for bisacodyl and other such laxatives to work well, one must have avoided anti-inflammatory medication for at least 12 hours. Anti-inflammatory drugs interfere with the inflammatory response which is necessary for the laxative effect.

I took a friend to the ER for severe stomach issues once, and they asked me to step out of the room as they were going to do a rectal swab to get a stool sample. I assume this was just the occult blood test like others have mentioned, though she told me they used some kind of stick rather than a gloved finger.

For me the stool sample was done discretely during a prostate check. I didn't know the doctor was or had done it until after when he noted that there was no blood in my stool.

My spouse needed to provide a larger sample once. She was sent some with bowl to put on the toilet seat and then instruments to collect and store the sample.

Last Nov. in the hospital, they wanted to see if my "C. Diff." was acting up again. The treatment board in my room said "stool sample". I got a glove out of the box on my wall and did my own sample. I put it in the small cup that was in the room for that sample. The RN asked if I had done that. I told her that DRe's were a weekly thing for me, due to my LARS and the problems I have with that. She was somewhat surprised, but when I explained that I had to take large volume enemas every 3 days to control my frequent small B.M.'s, she seemed to "get it'.

They put me on oral vancomycin, rather than the usual Flagyl.

My doctor (female) just did the same in my first visit last week she recommended a colonoscopy and i asked if they do it with general anesthesia tje doc replay that they don't

She said she can take a stool sample when she do the prostate exam so i opted for that and sje asked me to take my underwear off and lay on my side she doubled tje glove on one hand apply some lub to her finger i then felt jer other hand spreading my cheeks and before she entered her finger she mentioned that i don't have hemorrhoids she then entered and said that my prostate is perfect shape she then applied the stool sample to the little vile and instructed me to get dressed she sent tje nurse to give me a tetanus shot on my shoulder and i was of to the lub for blood sample

I had stool samples done. This just involved the lab giving me a small jar with a kind of spoon and me having to collect faeces from the toilet into the jar.