Have you seen the cow milking machines being used for masturbation???
This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. I would so travel to borrow one of these.
Here's the link:
Yeah I tried to make one.
Just to make this clear I am an electrical and mechanical engineer so I do know what I'm doing!
I made a cow milking machine wanking machine
from a cow milker and gaust pump then tried a reverse compressor and finally a few shop vacs.
The reports this can be done cheap and work well are a load of crap! Cost me over $800.00
Same as my venus which by the way sent me on the mission to the cow milker sad story there
DO'NT BE FOOLED!
Ended up buying a BNG 2000 male milking machine for about 530.00 all in!
Best move I ever did!
If everyone owned one of these there would be world peace
I see the video is deleted but there is a link to another one. It definitely looks like fun BUT I would be worried that it could damage ones member. The Venus is probably the way to go.
This is most definitely on my bucket list.
I wish that a group of us could subscribe and get a Milking parlour set up, especially if it was in my own territory of West Yorkshire, UK.
It would sure as hell beat attending Weightwatchers.
Perhaps we could call it Wankwatchers and imagine the proudness of the teacher saying "Congratulations Bill, you've shot 20cc tonight".
I would like to try one. I have a venus2000 receiver but have not been able to build the pump yet.
Looking at the number of responses we should start up a drop in milking parlour
That seems like it would be awesome, I'd love the opportunity to try one out sometime. Would be even better if there were someone sucking on my balls at the same time and playing with my nipples.
seriouskit.com has some supposedly adapted for humans.
Try E-stim, lot less work for a great cum. More info at smartstim.com
Skybear - N- Florida
Now THAT looks like a lot of fun. I've tried a few different masturbaters before, but, that looks like it would work better than a blow job!
Here ya go, kinda pricey when Mary 5 fingers works quite well.
When I was young I worked around farms a lot and I heard about others using the milking machine as a jack-off device. I could never get even my half erect cock into the teat cup (not bragging, cows' teats are pretty small compared to even a medium-size human cock except when totally limp). Also,the action of a milking machine is pretty aggressive although the combination of that squeeze/suction action is intriguing. A power wanker of appropriate size with adjustable action for both the squeeze and suction would be a good item for someone to develop. It would really suck you dry!
hope you don't try the one that will not stop until it fills with 5 galls :D
Tell me you don't use it anywhere else than your hands.!!!
haha Bag Balm is some very good stuff!
You better keep the hose in your hand because its the only way to cut vacuum off..this is a"buyer beware" type of shit.it all depends kn what u've got at the end causing suction. You can put some serious hurt on your Dick with this thing. Its made for cow udders. Unless u feel your cockskin is as tough as a cow udder, id be very wary. But then I guess that's why they invented Bag Balm.
I got the video to load and WOW, that looks awesome!
I would love to try it too :P .
Imagine a vibrating egg or something like it up the butt at the same time... Mmmmm!
Just went to the provided link, got the message "content not found".
That kind of adds new meaning to "milking the bull". I have one of
the Venus2000 (actually made in a small town in central IL) and several sizes of cylinders for it. With it, the speed of stroke can
be varied as well as the suction. While it isn't exatly hands free,
it is close.
I would try one.
Looks like it works great!
a friend of mine has one and he swears by it....haven't had the chance to go have it used on me...said he can cum multiple times and it's good for tormenting...
wow...thats cray! I would have loved to see the cum shot!
I only drink 100% certified cows milk. I would like to see a human milking machine in action on some huge human breasts. I don't think I am up to the milking machine level, unless I was being assisted by a milk maid. I did try a vacuum cleaner once. ROFL
Gives new meaning to creamy milk.
Yes, I'm not sure if he orgasamed either. However machine looks like a wonderful experiance, I do wonder if you can control the sucking speed? The video shows both slo and fast. I'd really love to try it tho.
That looks like it would hurt... Not sure if he really orgasmed in the video.
Theres a machine for sale called the venus2000...it looks to be pretty much the same thing if not better and its made for humans,not cows...lol
wow...that's all i can say. and it makes me think twice about the milk i buy at the store.... :)
This sure is crazy using a thing made for cows for your plasure. As a farmer i have tried to suck a thumb, it turned red and painfull in no time. Don`t ever try. you will regret it the rest of your life.
We had a laught at the farm, saying it only led go then it had 20 litre
Wow that is absolutely amazing. I'd love to try that too. Thanks for posting Al :)