Male Rectal Temperatures

I enjoy having a guy submit to a rectal temperature before I begin his enema session. I like to sniff the thermometer when I remove it from his rectum and get a whiff of that hot musky male butt scent!!!

Barry,

You can take my rectal temp. any time. If you think I need it, I will stay on my belly for the enema.

Hi there! I like that you identify as heteroflexible!!! Cool!!! Certainly wish we were closer together and could get together! Barry

Me too Barry. Happy rectal temperature taking!

Temp

There's nothing better than seeing a rectal thermometer topped with a generous glob of vaseline, knowing were it was going to go. My hiney always got warm seeing the shake shake shake of the thermometer, then the dunk of the thick vaseline to go into my rather tight butt hole at 6 that is the reason why I like it so much, a very happy hiney

Yes it is so lovely seeing a young man lying on bed anticipating rectal temperature.

I agree, Jane222. Sometimes I just prefer for him to be on his tummy, ready and waiting for me to do what I need to do.

Other times, however, I like for him to protest just a little. Starting from the very beginning when I tell him he feels quite warm ("I'm fine," he'll insist), and several times while I talk him into lying face-down onto the bed and giving that moneymaker over to me so I can get that temp. I see it happening a little like this. Of course, he insists he's fine as most young men do. I tell him we'll see about that, and to get into bed so I can take his temperature.

"Not that way," I tell him when I come to find him on his back. "Flip onto your stomach for me." He utters a couple of no-way's and you've-got-to-be-kidding-me's, but he can also tell I'm not kidding when he sees I'm holding a long, red-tipped glass thermometer in one hand and a small jar of vaseline in the other.

Reluctantly he rolls over and moans a little. I tell him to quit being such a baby as I tug his boxer briefs down past his hips and give the thermometer a few shakes. "You are so silly. It's only going to take a few minutes." He lifts his head and looks over his shoulder as I drag the bulb end of the thermometer through the slickness of the vaseline.

"Hold still," I scold playfully and give his behind a little swat. "Now I need you to relax - take a breath." And when he does, I pull one butt cheek aside with my free hand and slowly... starting with the gleaming, lubricated tip... slide it gently into his rectum until it reaches that stopping point. He tenses up slightly as I do this.

"Doing great," I whisper as I rub the small of his back, the sides of his butt cheeks, the insides of his thighs. I do this even though I know he doesn't hate it one bit.

Its a great experience. I think the temp should always be checked before receiving a good enema

Slipeze and Jane222 sound like my kind of girls.

I hated them when I was younger in real medical settings... it was the most embarrassing thing ever lol.

Such an amazing turning.. just the thought of it gives me an instant boner.

The thought of laying still on my stomach as the male doctor lubricates and inserts the therm. into me is a complete turn on! What really gets me going is that he probably looks right at my most private spot while he's doing this and then waits a couple of minutes to get the reading!

Sounds like fun

There is definitely a lot of variation in how guys react to having their temperature taken rectally. I had one patient who moaned in pleasure as I inserted a thin digital thermometer. But just about all the other guys i've examined didn't react at all.

SYD, i assume that would depend on how anal erotic (sensitive) a person is. I, for one, can feel it all go in and have never not gotten hard from the sensation. I sometimes wish the thermometer were longer (lol).

That is the best way to have it done.

I have been so into having my rectal temp. taken since I was 5 years old, and it seemed that the thermometers were much larger than todays. or maybe my small hairless hiney hole was much smaller. I too enjoy after gently sliding the thermometer out of my, or another guys butt smelling it, reading it, then doing it over several times.

I love having my temperature taken by my partner. She has me lie on my tummy on the bed, and the thermometer going in always seems to make me relax, and starts the anticipation of what other surprises she has in mind for the evening.

Love rectal temps. Most commonly do it myself but have certainly had it done to me. As an adult by an ex-wife, a nurse. As a child by my mom and nurses in the doctor's office. And once age 5 I recall having it taken by the doctor himself during a housecall. Funny how that memory from age 5 sticks.

I absolutely LOVE the idea of a male taking the rectal temp of another male. ESPECIALLY if he will spank the "boy" before or after he takes his temp. Ok...ok, what the heck, do BOTH! lol.

I think that all naughty boys must be taken they temperatures only rectally and by Their Mommys!)

Male rectal temps are great...but I only play with the ladies. Oddly enough, I have only given and not received. :-( Maybe one day this can be rectified...pun intended!

When I worked as an RN I loved the difference in how females and males would react while I took their RT. Females would talk to me while I did it and seemed to think nothing of it. Guys would protest when I told them I'd be taking a RT but as soon as I had the thermometer ready and was about to separate their buttocks to insert the thermometer, they would calm down and lay very quietly during the time the thermometer was in. It seemed like they were really concentrating on the sensation. Sure do miss working, LOL!

AnnR, Love that description. Would love it lying across a nurse lap while it was done.

When I was 19 in the hospital the younger nurses always took rectal the older ones oral.

I figured it out fast. Did not mind opening the gown for the rectal, when I was on my side they had a great view of front and back of me.

I also had a female classmate once walk in to the doctor’s office while a nurse was taking it when I was about 11 or 12. I noticed the girl as she was staring at me, pants down rectal in, nurse’s hand on my butt. It seemed like 5 minutes before the nurse notice the girl and asked her to leave. She would tease me for the next 5 years every time a was sick saying she would take my rectal temp anytime since she has already saw everything. She stopped when I started agreeing in high school.

Nothing like having to be flat on your bare tummy for temp taking.

I remember the first time I had to take a guy's rectal temperature. He was only a 14 year old kid, and I was a 20 year old nursing student. He was so upset about it to the point he about started crying, and I was so nervous my hands were shaking. When I finally managed to get the thermometer up his bottom everything was okay. But the 30 seconds or so it took the thermometer to register was an eternity for both of us. But after you've done it a bunch of times, and seen hundreds of anuses, you think no more about than putting on a bandaid. What I've learned, with male patients, is subtle things that lets you know whether he's uncomfortable or aroused when getting his rectal temperature taken.The guys that absolutely hate having it done will get a little combative when you tell them what you're going to do. They're always reluctant to get into position (left-sims), and instinctively squeeze those cheeks together when you try to spread them to insert the probe. You can always spot a guy that likes rectal temperatures by the goose bumps on his butt. I noticed this first with my husband, but I've seen it with male patients at the hospital from time to time. I pretend like I don't know it of course, because you have to professional about it.

Nurse Nikki,

Your report is very interesting. Do you still take rectal temperature in the course of your job ? And, if I may ask, have you ever seen some of your clients having an erection as a result of this procedure? What was your reaction then?

Rectal temperature all the time.

Yes Jane its a wonderfull sight. My Mom always smiled when she came into my room as I was laying face down on the bed with my tush cheeks quivering in anticipation of being spread by her fingers and the vaseline covered tip of the themometer sliding into my pucker hole.