OK molly^, Since you have not been a cooperative patient you will have to be restrained for the next procedure. I put you over a wedge cushion on a padded table and use cuffs on each wrist and ankles so you are quite spread out. Then a wide soft strap over your waist, just snug enough that you cannot lift yourself.
Now relax your bottom! "No, OK I know how to get you to relax your butt," and you feel the sting of a soft leather paddle warming your bottom. "Please stop," you beg, "I'll let you spread my cheeks, I promise."
Without warning the double balloon catheter slips through your rosebud and you feel the inner balloon inflate until you think you need to have a BM. Then the outer balloon expands pulling the inner balloon even more snugly against your rectum. You just begin to relax when the warm water flows suddenly, rapidly running high into you.
Panicking, your beg me, "Please stop and tell me what you are putting into me. I'm afraid."
"This is just a couple of quarts of nice warm water. I have added six crushed Dulcolax tablets so you will not have any trouble expelling this enema. Now, when you start to feel cramps deep inside you, tell me. You will not be able to hold the Dulcolax long once it starts kicking in."
"Oh please, please let me expel. This enema is way up in me and working to get out!"
Almost all of the water has entered you so I release the strap over your waist, and tell you, "Just hold your water. I'll take out the nozzle very soon."
"Oh please, my stomach is churning," you say as I help you to stand and walk to the bathroom. As you lower your bottom I release the inner balloon and remove it as the enema goes to work on you. "Oh, thank you, thank you. I'll be a good girl from now on."
I know that you are sincere as the cramping enema does it job, and I know that you will misbehave again.