Here it is! It’s an online conversation and it begins with both of us talking about the au pair job that involves diaper changes to an elder man and to a two years old baby. My girlfriend is G (I don’t want her name to be known) and I am R. Enjoy the conversation as I enjoy it!
R: I am ok with the au pair job, although I don’t like the idea of changing diapers
G: The baby’s diapers or the grandfather’s one?
Because I understand that changing the grandfather is awkward, but changing the kids is great
It doesn’t smell good, that’s clear, but it’s funny
They begin to kick out and you have to examine the situation to diaper them...
R: Well, I was talking about the grandfather
And I think that is exaggerated telling that it’s funny with the kids.
G: I like it!
R: Ok! You’ve got all the diapers! And you can even diaper me if you think it’s so funny.
G: Think before you talk! I take it all really seriously
R: Ha ha ha. You don’t dare!
G: You won’t let me.
R: Ha ha ha ha ha!
I let you!
But if later happens something inside that diaper, you will have to change it
G: No problem!
R: Ha ha! It seems funny to me
G: Although I don’t think it would happen anything inside that diaper.
If you’re embarrassed of me seeing you peeing in the bathroom, you won’t let me diaper you, make a mess in that diaper and let me change you.
R: If it is to annoy you, I will...
G: Ok little, let’s be realist! You wouldn’t do anything in your diaper that I later would have to clean and change...
R: It’s the less I can do if you diaper me... Obligate you to change the diaper. You diaper me, you change me! It’s the less...
G: Don’t play, that I think I already have some of my grandma’s diapers...
R: Ha ha ha ha ha! Me playing??... I don’t play!
G: Ok! So later you don’t back out!
LATER, THAT DAY IN THE SAME CONVERSATION:
R: You were kidding about the diaper thing; don’t you?
G: Kidding? No, I was serious.
R: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You are planning putting me in a diaper???
G: Yeah! But you have to make liquid poo-poo so you get dirty like a little kid! Ha ha ha ha!
Then, wipes and baby powder and... ¡Ready!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And, in passing, you feed me mush!
G: Ok! Vegetable mush!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha! No! Not vegetable! It has to be meat!
G: Ooooook! And we play the “here comes the airplane” game! Ha ha ha ha
R: Ha ha ha ha! You don’t have the guts!
G: Yes! I have it!
LATER, THAT SAME DAY, TALKING ABOUT A TRIP TO AFRICA...:
G: In case you think I’m crazy for proposing the trip...
R: No, I don’t think that! It has seemed to me crazier the idea of you putting me in diapers... Ha ha ha! And you although seemed to be serious... Ha ha ha!
G: I’m serious!
R: I almost believed you... Ha ha ha!
G: You can believe it... Ha ha!
R: Are you serious?
G: It is you who have proposed it! You don’t like the idea, I see...
R: It’s a little kinky!
But you have to know that if you put the diaper you have to change it!
G: And I will do it!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha! Do you also want to give me a pacifier with the diaper?
G: I will do the diaper thing!
I haven’t thought about the pacifier but… Good idea!!!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha! You don’t dare…
G: I dare!
R: And, if you dare, you will have to change a wet diaper!
G: I dare! But you don’t have the guts to make a poo-poo in your diaper!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha! Think before you speak, that then you will have to change it!
G: And what’s the problem?
R: The problem is that I don’t think that is pleasant to change my poopy diaper
G: Because is it yours? It’s not a shame!
The children’s poops are worst! Trust me!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
R: I don’t agree… I eat a lot more than a child...
G: But it’s not about the amount, it’s about the texture...
R: So you are an expert, don’t you?
That’s right, bright!
You put me the diaper, but you also change me and wipe me!
And I can assure you that you will find peepee! Even if I have to drink two litres of water you will change it wet!
G: Ok, done! I don’t have any problem! Ha ha ha ha!
R: Do you know what you are exposing to?
G: Yes, I do. I have done it before! Although never have diapered someone older than 3 years...
R: So put up with it now! With a 23 years old man!
G: Ha ha ha ha! Ok! I don’t mind! When you want it!
R: Because I would be ashamed but, if not, I would make a mess in my diaper to see your face!
G: Ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
R: You can laugh, that I assure you the peepee! Although I will die of shame, you will change a wet diaper! Ha ha ha ha!
G: And the poopy one, if you want it, too! Ha ha ha ha ha!
R: You laugh a lot now, but we will see it later! By the way, do you have diapers?
G: Don’t worry! I will take one from my grandmother’s closet.
And do you have baby powder? Or do I have to look for it too?
R: I don’t know, but I will look for it!
And you better get two diapers that the first is going to be wetted!
G: And the second???
R: Ha ha ha ha! How do you want it?
G: With all the pack! I don’t fear anything!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Do you know what you are saying?
G: Yes, and I can!
R: You won’t change the shit… And I don’t dare to make it!
G: I can! You are who haven’t got the guts!
R: With peepee I am sure that you can. But with poop…
G: I can! Yes, I can!
R: Poop from a 3 years old child, not from a child of 23!
G: I can!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha! Because I don’t think that I can soil a diaper but, if not, I would do it to close your mouth! Or, at least, to see your face when you open up the diaper!
G: I would finish my work properly!
And if you aren’t happy with that, I will give you a bath! But also with me in the shower!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I already know how our baths finish…
Although I think it’s a good reward for shitting a diaper! But I also want a change with happy ending!
G: Yes, you got it!
LATER, THAT DAY:
R: I was wondering a thing…
Were you serious about changing a messy or a wet diaper?
G: Yes, I would change the two of them! You also would change your future sons diaper when he makes a poop, right?
R: Yes, but only because he couldn’t change by himself. With you I would have to think it. Ha ha ha ha ha!
G: Good! So I will tell you to make mess in your diaper and then I will tell you: “change it by yourself!”. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
R: Ha ha ha ha ha! Noooooo! You put it on me, so you change it!
G: Certainly I would do it!
R: Ok! So now it’s the time! Ha ha ha ha!
G: The time of shitting?
R: Ha ha! No, the time of concluding a deal!
And, by the way! I am remembering a thing!
G: What?
R: I already have been in diapers in front of you! In the carnival! When I was dress up as a baby!
G: Yeah! It’s true! I haven’t thought about that before! Ha ha ha ha ha!
R: I have remembered it now. The difference is that, on the carnival, I put the diaper and I also remove it. And I didn’t soil!
G: I still say that it’s not a problem for me to change you a messy diaper!
R: I didn’t see it clearly, but you won! You put it on me and you change it!
G: I put it on you, I wipe you, I take you to the shower, I shower you, I…
R: Ha ha ha ha! I like it!
G: Me too!
R: But I have some conditions…
1.- Change with a happy ending
2.- As it is an humiliating thing for me, if you wet a panty or thong while you are with me, I will put you in a diaper
G: Hey! Wait a minute!
You have said that I will put you in a diaper; you have said that you will soil it; and you have said that I will change you! So don’t get me into this! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Although it is impossible that I don’t wet when I’m with you…
So I will make you a diaper change with happy ending, but forget about putting me in a diaper! Ha ha ha ha!
R: Ha ha ha ha! But I have to practice for the changes of the grandfather and the baby of the au pair job…
G: You won’t diaper me! Ha ha ha!
R: But if I can’t practice before, you will have to make all the changes for all your life…
G: Ok! You can put me in one and practice!
R: Don’t you like the idea of changing all the diapers?
G: Yeah, but surely, sometimes I couldn’t do it, and I will need your help. So it’s better if you learn and practice!
R: Ok! So I will look for a diaper for you in my grandmother’s house!
G: Hey! That diaper is for you, right?
R: No! You have said that you will look for mine, so I will look for yours!
And don’t you dare to soil it!
G: Hey! Wait a moment! Why are you getting me involved? You were the one who wants a diaper! So you are the one involved!
Is that you don’t have the guts and you are pretending to getting me involved?
R: You are getting me hooked… But you are right: I am the one who gets into this.
G: I will do enough changing you and giving you a happy ending, don’t you think?
R: Ok! But don’t joke with me! You can still win a poopy diaper! You already have the pee, but you can also win the poop! Ha ha ha ha!
G: I don’t mind if it is peed or pooped! I will do it the same! Wipes, baby powder and done!
R: Wait a moment! Are you telling me that you intend to put baby powder on me?
G: Well, if you don’t want it I won’t put it!
R: Ha ha ha ha! Ok, that’s right!
But you will have to raise my legs to put the powder in my butt! And that’s your problem…
G: It’s not necessary. Opening up your legs will be enough!
ANOTHER DAY, TALKING ABOUT A GIRL WHICH I GIVE PRIVATE LESSONS:
R: She has leaved right now. And, by the way, when she leaved I have had a rare thought…
G: What it was about?
R: I have visualized both of us, locked in my bedroom. I am naked, lying on my back, with my legs raised up; and you are putting me into a diaper. I think it’s quite silly and humiliating…
G: And you will have to wear the diaper all the night, without going to the bathroom, doing all inside your diaper! That way you will learn how a baby feels when you don’t change his diaper (I know that you pretend to leave all the poop of your son in his diaper for me to change!)
R: Wait! What are you saying about all the night and without going to the toilet?
G: That’s clear! Don’t you have diapers? So all your pee and poop inside it!
R: But one thing is the kid, and other thing is mine!
G: No!
R: Why not?? Ha ha!
G: There is nothing to discuss! The diaper is on! Ha ha ha!