Mayo Enema

May I ask you which is the difference in the effects in taking a Mayo Enema or a M & M Enema?

Deb,

Thanks for the warning. I have seen a post at another site that says don't ever try a Mayo enema, the cramps are unbearable and don't stop with expulsion. You seem to have had a similar experience yourself with cramps and nausea after your second Mayo. I don't know how I would feel if this happens to me, but I'm going to try another one with my eyes open. Watch for a posting, I will let you know.

Yesterday, while I was grocery shopping I picked up a bag of "Dark Brown Sugar" (impulse shopping) to use with my next Mayo because I used "Light Brown Sugar" with my first.

Barb

May I ask you which is the difference in the effects in taking a Mayo Enema or a M & M Enema?

I have had one Mayo enema, some people report far different reactions to this enema. I will tell you what I felt.

The M & M is messy if you leak! This is the major drawback for this recipe.

The M&M is irritating and crampy from the start, the cramps get so strong that you will run to evacuate if you have a chance. The cramps come one on top of another. I sit on a rolled up dish towel to keep the pressure from forcing an accident. I move a hard kitchen chair to the carpeted dining room. Now I cannot run for the toilet during a cramp unless I want to do major carpet cleaning and when it subsides it is easy to talk myself into waiting for the next cramp. I enjoy cramps especially when they are over. Mild cramps stay after expelling. I have always taken a rinse to prevent mess.

The Mayo feels like water going in but after five minutes or so the cramps start, by ten minutes they were bad enough that I wanted them to stop. The cramps came in waves with a break between them. During one of these breaks I ran to the toilet just after the ten minute mark. The Mayo was a lot milder than M&M but I did stop at ten minutes.

Both enemas give a good clean out but the Mayo seemed to have a more complete effect with more after effects. I am going to try the Mayo again when I have a day and plan to skip the rinse and see what happens.

May I ask you which is the difference in the effects in taking a Mayo Enema or a M & M Enema?

The first thing you need to know is that the Mayo enema has NOTHING to do with the Mayo Clinic.

Depending on who you ask and the website you go to, you will get several recipes.

The classic is 1 ounce of baking soda, two ounces of sugar and 8 ounces of water. Using double these amounts is also popular recipe. 2oz baking soda, 4 oz sugar and a pint of water.. For that matter, you can keep doubling the amounts until you have a quart of solution for a real fill.

One popular but unreliable website has the craziest Mayo recipe I ever saw. It has 2 cups of extra virgin olive oil 1 raw egg, 1 tsp. of sea salt, 1 tsp. of pepper, 1 tbsp. mustard powder or garlic powder and 1 tablespoon of white vinegar. This is a totally made up recipe bearing no resemblance to the real thing, which I listed above.

BE WARY ABOUT WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION.

@Susie that last one sounds like a salad dressing!

It sure does!

Add a little grated parmesan and anchovies and you have Caesar dressing!

After these descriptions I shall prefer in swallowing four times 1/2 oz Castor Oil, this every hour.

Barb, welcome to the club! Your experience with the Mayo enema was very much like my first time. It created copious amounts of gas, but the cramps were actually tolerable. My second one was an altogther different experience!

Let us know when you try another Mayo so we can compare experiences!

Again welcome...and don't be a stranger!

Deb

Deb,

I took another Mayo enema this morning and had a different experience this time.

First: I scaled up the enema to 1 quart as Switchablesusie said it can be done. (I still think for myself)

Second: I used a retention nozzle so that I could take the enema laying down and I hung the bag rather high as it was only one quart.

Third: The brown sugar and bicarb were premixed in separate containers, then dumped into my bag, given a swish, the hose was filled and connected to my already inflated nozzle.

Fourth: I laid down on the bathroom floor which was covered with a towel and started my kitchen timer, I was determined to hold a full ten minutes. I knew right that the enema did not feel like water going in, like my first experience. Just before two minutes the bag was empty and I started the hold, it was already very uncomfortable.

Fifth: It was a long time till the timer said seven minutes (a five minute hold). I was more and more uncomfortable but waves of cramps had not started so I persevered toward my goal of a ten minute hold. I became extremely uncomfortable, at nine minutes (a 7 minute hold) I got up off the floor, sat on the toilet and released the air from the retention nozzle. I never had any severe cramps but they would have been better than my discomfort.

Sixth: I sat with my elbows on my knees and my head in my hands for the next twenty minutes. Most of the enema and all of the solids left me in a very short time. It felt like I had a great urgency to poop more but all I got were small amounts of increasingly clear juice. While still very uncomfortable I was able to take my head out of my hands and think about getting up to put together a rinse enema.

Seven: Taking the rinse enema was a no go, it just was too uncomfortable so I just sat on the toilet and let the water run in and back out on its own. I tried the two quart H2O enema again and got in in. The return was water clear but I was still a bit uncomfortable so I took a second rinse.

So, what is different about the Mayo enema when your colon in no longer naive to it.

Some thoughts:

The bacteria in the colon is different.

The colon has some immunological memory of the sugar / bicarb solution and reacts to it much more strongly.

Would you like to compare and share your experience with your second Mayo enema.

This enema is incredible, it cleans every last bit of matter out of your colon. Would I do a Mayo enema again? Yes, but please don't ask me to do it again this week. As I have seen it said, "You have to be in the mood for this one!"

Barb,

I have to agree with you...the Mayo enema is not one that you'll do very often.

My second Mayo enema used the smaller quantity of ingredients (16 oz. total) but the results were powerful. I mixed the sugar and baking soda in solution at the very last minute and injected the it quickly. The rumblings began almost immediately and the gas build up got into high gear within about a minute. I hung on as long as I could which was five minutes. The expulsion was explosive to say the very least. Like you, solid matter was expelled quickly...but then the cramps became absolutely brutal. Suffice it to say, I was in no mood for a rinse enema...it was simply a matter of riding out the cramps.

At one point, the cramps became so severe that I became seriously nauseous. There I was doing a recreational enema sitting on the toilet with a trash can between my knees. A cold sweat was breaking out and I was totally miserable. Finally, after about 30 minutes, things began to calm down and I started to feel human again!

This experience was about two years ago....and I have yet to try another Mayo.

My first one (done the exact same way) was far less troublesome...and provided enough cramping to get your attention, but not to the point of making you sick.

Perhaps it has to do with the condition of your colon at the time...all I know, is that there was no comparison between the two!

Thanks for documenting yours so thoroughly!

Deb

Sandi, the Mayo is probably not a good way to start learning about enemas. It's not "harsh" or "irritating" but it produces "urgency" that goes on for several hours.

Try Ivory soap, a cloudy solution, at about 105 to 108 degrees for a first experience. Or You can buy plain Epsom Salt, (not with fragrance), and use a tablespoonful per quart of warm water if you think that soap will be too irritating for your first try on your own.

Recently did this one again, and it has been quite a while....WOW...I'd forgotten just how potent it is. No keeping this one in for very long! I squirted it in just after mixing and it was soon causing quite an intense reaction in my bowels. It wasn't so bad as to cause nausea, but I did feel like it was never going to stop giving me strong urges to expel. I think this one is more intense than an M&M enema and certainly not a good "starter" solution for someone new to enemas.

Just tried this. Experienced no effect whatsoever. What did I do wrong?

I find the effectiveness of any specific enema can vary depending on you and sometimes even on what day it is. Sometimes a 2 quart water enema works great on me, but there have been times a soapsuds doesn't even get everything out.

Earlier they noted that bacteria are one of the reasons this works, perhaps you can try eating some yogurt or taking some probiotics.

You can try it again, or you can move on and find one that works better for you.

My Mayo experiences:

Earlier this week I tried a bisacodyl and soap (B&S or "Clayton" ) enema in my quest to evaluate options for my IBS management menu, and today I gave the Mayo enema a test run.

This is really the second time I tried the Mayo. I took one a few months ago on a personal dare. That one was 1 quart full-strength, and I wasn't exactly constipated at the time. Today I was trying it for a different reason and things were more backed up.

I used "half strength" recipe - 1/2 cup sugar, 1/4 cup soda, 1 quart water. Added soap for a bit of an extra kick - 1Tbsp soap goo, which is about 2 teaspoons castile equivalent. I credit Agasmic with the half-strength idea, gynocamastia with the soap addition, barb691/ccg for the use of brown sugar and Marlene with the rinse recommendation. I've tried this with white sugar before, but this one was half white/half brown. Including some brown sugar seems to make the enema much more effective and faster. I'm not sure why, but it does. I use half brown/half white because I can mix the two together and it makes it easier to dissolve the sugar in the water because it doesn't clump.

Speaking of dissolving - many recipes call for mixing this in two containers, one with sugar and one with the soda, then pouring them in the bag at the last minute. If you move reasonably fast I haven't noticed a problem with mixing it all together in one bin, and it's easier to carry one container with the measured sugar and soda to the bathroom rather than trying to manage separate ones.

Even at half strength you need to keep the solution (really a mix of a solution and suspension) agitated or it won't stay mixed up. I mixed it right before hanging the bag, and by the time I had gotten myself into position (knee-chest) the soda had already started to settle out. I grabbed the hose and swung the bag from side to side a bit, and this allowed the soda to work its way down into the tube and up my ass. Some posts recommend a colon tube, but I used a rectal nozzle (Model S) because there was no way I'd get a colon tube very far up and I didn't want to have it slip out because I probably would only get it in 2-3 inches.

This is a fast enema. It has a fast reaction time and you really should take it at a fast flow so it all gets in before the action starts. I hung my bag from the shower curtain rod, put my chest on the towel, flicked the clamp and prepared to hold on for dear life. It wasn't quite that bad at first, or really at second (but that could be because of my half-strength mix). It didn't feel like water, there was some urgency and burning right away, probably from the hypertonic solution (isotonic would use only about 1/4 of the soda of my half-strength solution). After the bag gurgled dry I rolled onto my right side to allow the enema to get through my whole colon, slipped a buttplug in place, and waited. I didn't have to wait long before things got more intense, they started ramping up within a minute. All told, with a plug in place and my cheeks clamped down I lasted to the 7 minute mark. The expulsion, while fast and thorough, wasn't quite as smooth as the expulsion from the B&S/Clayton enema, but it definitely did the job of cleaning me out. A few minutes after the initial expulsion was done my colon started to cramp up and I had a second strong expulsion. The cramps at this stage were the strongest of the whole enema. While I wasn't doubled over or nauseous, this was more cramps than your usual 2-quarts of strongish soapsuds. A few minutes after the second expulsion there were more cramps (but much less strong) and a third expulsion.

A rinse enema is highly recommended. Because of the hypertonic nature of the enema I would imagine you'd get many repeat visits to the toilet over the next couple of hours if you didn't. The rinse will be a toe-curler, as your bowels will still be contracting, but worth it. I did mine after the third expulsion, but I might have wound up cleaner had I waited for a fourth.

The hypertonic nature of the enema also means that you need to hydrate before and after. I'm too lazy to calculate the osmolarity of the solution, but it does pull water out of you. Like a Fleet's you also should be concerned if it doesn't come out within a reasonable time (say two hours) because your body can absorb too much sodium if it stays in.

Cleanout efficiency was pretty good. There weren't any large chunks in the return from the rinse, whereas I usually have some when I use 2 quarts of weak soapsuds for the first enema. The cleanout was not quite as good as the 2-quart B&S/Clayton enema, but close and any difference might be eliminated if the Mayo enema was doubled so there was an equivalent amount of solution. Afterwards even with the rinse my gut was left "worked up" and it took a while to settle down, more so than usual with SSEs or the bisacodyl and soap enema. Note that this might be from my IBS, but even so this probably isn't the enema to take if you want to relax your colon. It did a great job of getting everything out and all the bloating went away.

Other than the sticky factor from the sugar cleanup was easy, soap on the nozzle and rinsing the rest of the equipment in hot water got it close enough to clean for me. Watch out for drips, though they wipe up easily enough they'll be sticky if you miss. I don't want to think about cleanup if the nozzle slips out or you have a blowout!

Interesting things I noticed:

The Mayo enema generates gas, which will cause any solids in the return to float instead of sinking in murky gloom. It was a surprise to look down and see exactly how much crap was inside me. I guess that's because of all the fiber I'm taking, and probably also explains why my appetite starts to go away pretty quickly once the bowels stop moving.

The bisacodyl and soap was more "regular" in the cramping. It started out a few minutes in with about one a minute, then slowly got faster. The Mayo was less predictable. The cramps started faster, but would come more often and with more of an irregular break in between. This may have just been a "that day" thing, so it would be interesting to see if that happens next time.

While I didn't get an erection from either the Mayo or B&S/Clayton I did get quite a bit of precum. These powerful enemas seem to be stimulating something in my pelvis, though I'm not sure what.

Conclusion: it's not going to be my go-to enema, but the Mayo is very effective and definitely adds a bit of variety, at least in the half-strength quart version. It isn't an enema I'd take to help calm down my gut, but it's great at kicking things out, and there are those days when I just want things out and if along the way I get my "ass kicked" it just lets me know that I'm taking care of the problem. The full-strength quart version (1 C sugar, 1/2 C soda) is likely more in the punishment camp (especially if made with brown sugar), though that could be fun too given the right setting and less of a rough ride than Susie's recipe. Much more burning, and while the cramping intensity was about the same the onset was faster and the duration longer in the full strength version. I'd strongly recommend an inflatable nozzle for the full-strength quart version so you don't have unexpected cleanup. The sugar means that anything you spill will get sticky, so this is an enema that is best taken somewhere with hard surfaces that are easy to clean up just in case there's some drips or leakage. I guess some day I'll probably try a milk and molasses, but the Mayo is very effective and seems as though it would be much easier to clean up after. PS - If you're really masochistic the recipe for a 2 quart version would be 2 cups sugar 1 cup soda and 2 quarts water, with 2-4 teaspoons of castile soap, but I don't think I'll go there.

NOTE: this is probably not a good enema to use if you are diabetic or have kidney issues, especially if you are going to be retaining it more than a few minutes. There is a lot of sodium and sugar in here, and while the large intestine isn't optimized for absorbing nutrients and electrolytes it can. On the flip side note that the adverse effect noted was in someone who was critically ill, had renal failure, and retained the enema for 12 hours. The authors even note that complications "have not been previously reported."

I REALLY need to read the whole post. I ran into the bathroom and filled up with Hellman's Mayo (light). It looked like a 50 guy cream pie came out.

I REALLY need to read the whole post. I ran into the bathroom and filled up with Hellman's Mayo (light). It looked like a 50 guy cream pie came out.

Always a good idea. Really good idea to read more than the post, checking with other sources, because people can be wrong. I'm assuming this is a joke, but bad things can happen if you try something without knowing procedures and risks.

Brown sugar has molasses added to it. Dark brown sugar has more molasses than light brown. I wonder what would happen if you substituted dark brown sugar instead of any white sugar. Since dark brown sugar packs denser than white sugar, you might need to use warmer water and mix it in a blender to disolve it. It also might create more gas.

I wonder what would happen if you substituted dark brown sugar instead of any white sugar. Since dark brown sugar packs denser than white sugar, you might need to use warmer water and mix it in a blender to disolve it. It also might create more gas.

I assure you half-and-half white and light brown sugar produces plenty of the desired effect 😉 .

Dark brown, or even adding some straight molasses, might up the effect of the enema some should you want it increased, but the half and half is much easier to mix up.

I, too, presume Buttwoman was joking, but it made me wonder just how you would pump mayonaise into a butt. Glass piston syring loaded thru the large end?

I, too, presume Buttwoman was joking, but it made me wonder just how you would pump mayonaise into a butt. Glass piston syringe loaded thru the large end?

Or you could use a cake decorator bag with a blunt tip (nothing sharp of course).

I hate to say this (not really 😁 ) but the length of time the semen is up the butt will significantly change how it comes out.

Push it out right after he cums and you will have the conventional appearing whitish slightly translucent cream pie.

Wait ten or fifteen minutes and the semen liquifies and will come out in a watery egg-white color.

I, too, presume Buttwoman was joking, but it made me wonder just how you would pump mayonaise into a butt. Glass piston syring loaded thru the large end?

Three words:

catheter tip syringe

That will get you 60 cc per squeeze.

The mayo was easy. The pickles, and onions presented a problem.

@ BW - I would think with your awesome anus the pickles and onions would be no problem at all...you just "Swallow" them whole! ROFL!

The pickles, and onions presented a problem.

I have heard of garlic enemas, so onion may not be so far off. For the fancier enemas do you get them grilled?

It's been a while since I did one but I have a different way of doing the MAYO enema that I figured out when I saw that once you mix it, it's supposed to be syringed in right away. ( For the gas producing reason )

So first of all I found the 16 oz version in the source I looked at and so I was thinking my big old Klystra bulb syringe for the equipment.

Then, instead of mixing the ingtedients all together in one bowl, I made up 2 bowls of 8 oz each and made one bowl sugar water and the other baking soda water.

Then I figured why not do the mixing IN. my rectum.

First I bulbed in the 8 oz of baking soda water and that of course was no problem, and them I refilled the bulb with the sugar water an squirted that in ( I also squeezed the bulb hard to surge and really mix )

IT WORKED !!

Lots of pressure quickly and then a crampy explosive expulsion. While it was more crampy than a Fleet or strong soapy, it still wasn't close to the cramps of an M&M enema, or the one, two, three enema.

Like others said, a good number of return trips but I had no problem w that as I always allow tons of time when trying a new enema solution. I didn't do a rinse enema after it ( not sure why ) that might have cut down on the return trips, but I didn't feel like I needed to do another one,. I was empty

I mixed and watched the solution for a while and my conclusion is that it's not like a baking soda/lemon juice enema where speed is essential (and mixing inside is best). You wouldn't want to leave it sitting for hours, but the "normal" time needed to get set up for an enema is just fine. There's a lot of baking soda and little acid in the solution, and most of the gas production depends on microbial action.

If the ritual and scene thrills you then yes, you can come up with elaborate procedures, but if you're just interested in knocking the crap out things can be simplified to "put water in pitcher, mix in sugar and soda, pour in enema bag, get in position, insert nozzle, take, quick-step to toilet and shit your guts out"

I would strongly advise "pre-charging" your enema hose with water before pouring the Mayo solution in your bag to reduce the risk of sticky squirts in your bathroom as you burp the hose.

Four tablespoons of dark brown sugar are added to 12 or 16 ounces of warm water and stirred until it dissolves. Next add 2 tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda and stir. Immediately pour into a bag or bucket hung high for a quick enema injection. A bulb syringe may also be used. As kids, we got this with 8 ounces of water and a bulb syringe-very effective. After it's in, I lie on my back listening to its effect with a stethoscope placed on my colon. Gas starts to build right away and after some 15 to 20 minutes cramps start along with increasing urges to go. An anal or prostate vibrator helps to retain this enema longer but, in the end, it wins out and an uncontrollable gush of enema and gas is expelled. Several more expulsions will follow in the next 15 to 20 minutes. After that, I prepare a 3 liter bag of warm soapy water with some glycerin added(2 or 3 ounces). The bag is hung low and a button type nozzle or a colon tube is slowly inserted. I lie on my back as the enema slowly fills my colon and finally the rectum. The glycerin helps to expel any remaining gas. a couple of rinse enmas follow. Sometimes my girlfriend and I lie next to each other taking the mayo enema and seeing who can hold it in the longest before expelling it into a plastic "enema" bucket. We follow with the soapy and rinse enemas and often have enemorgasms before or during the expulsions.

The effect is similar to that of a milk and molasses enema but the m and m enema is smaller in quantity, using 2 ounces of each with a 4 ounce bulb syringe for kids or 3 ounces of each and a 6 oz. bulb syringe and an 8 oz. syringe with 4 oz. of each ingredient for teens or adults. A retention time of 30 minutes is advised in medical texts. The milk is warmed in order to mix better with the molasses. I find that 6 ounces usually works very well producing an initial sensation of having to expel some 20 minutes after injection and cramps and ever stronger urges follow. My goal is always a 30 minute retention of this enema and a vibrator in the anus helps. It will be expelled in an explosive gush that you can not stop once it starts so use a bucket to squat over or be close to the toilet. You will expel much gas and need to follow this enema with a soapy enema and a couple of rinses.

This is now my go-to enema.

It is 1 oz. of baking soda (about 2 heaping tablespoons), 2oz. of simple syrup (easier and faster than trying to dissolve granulated sugar) in 8 oz. of warm water. Some have said there is a fizzing reaction but I don't see that so I don't believe yo have to administer immediately...take your time to relax and enjoy the experience...

Administer with an 8 oz. bulb syringe in the knee-chest position to fill the rectum and lower colon.

It takes about 3 - 5 minutes for the urge to evacuate to get very strong. Hold for as long as possible before releasing.

This is similar to the M & M enema causing very strong cramps but it's not messy and the effects subside after about 10 minutes. Also there are no "after effects" like the M &M enema and no sticky mess to clean up.

If you like a good clean-out with some very strong cramps, this is the enema. Sorry I didn't discover it sooner, but thanks to the forum I now have the perfect enema (for me)!