Physical exam: unusual, funny, embrassing doctor visits

I found out that not all exams are standard and normalin life. My last exam funny nothing like this happen while a the doctor.

I needed a physical for college, they gave you the option of the university health center or your family doctor. I decided after reading the exam forms to go to my doctor. The nurse did my vitals and finished preparing the room while I provided the pee sample. She left said something and doctor, I believed I was to strip and the doctor would be in a few. She comes back and looks at me funny standing in my boxer said nothing. The doctor looks at me the same way as the nurse. While listens to my heart and breathing and nothing else just asked a ton of questions. So it turns out I stood in my boxers answering question when I could remained dressed.

The second time it was embrassing at the time but now i think it funny. I had to get a pre-employment physical it turns out just a series of weird happenings. There was a mistake on he physical sheet the required urine test was missing from the order. I did not know so I peed before I left for the appointment. Well, someone finds the mistake but I'm already with the doctor. A nurse is told and stops at the room, knocks and opens the door. The timing was perfect, there I was standing with my underware around my ankles and the doctor check for a hernia. The female patient with the nurse got to see my hernia exam. It gets better, the doctor was surprised with the door accidently gave a extra squeeze and pinch to that testical. He looks and said "do you think you can pee now" I try but could not pee a drop. They let me go home and bring my urine back to the office.

Last week I turned on the tail end of a talk show. They were killing time talking about summer camp, and bad experiences they had as kids. One of the guys instantaneously blurted out WORMS. It could not have been staged. It happened to fast, and he was too emphatic. He said I came home from camp with worms, and had to go to the Doctor. Tell me, what happened to him at the doctor in the 60"s?

Pinworms, perhaps? In a summer camp environment, those could be spread pretty easily, I would imagine.

I returned from summer camp in 1966 with pinworms. I should not have bitten my fingernails I guess!

When my mother took me to the doctor, he requested she bring a stool sample. Embarrassing to have to poop in a bedpan for your mother at age 15! More embarrassing to be examined for worms with your mother and a nurse present while you are bottoms up on the exam table!

The doctor confirmed I had worms and gave my mother a prescription for a dreadful tasting medicine (sewage would no doubt taste the same) and soapsuds enemas. Enemas at age 15 by your mother for a boy were the height of embarrassment!

I had an unusual experience back when I was 16. My brother and I had a male doctor, since my mother took us she would stay with my brother who was 8 years younger during his checkup. I would be escorted to the doctor's office alone (after weight, BP and vision tests were done) where the nurse would have me strip to my briefs,leave my clothing on a chair in the doctor's office and then escorted to another room connected to the doctor's office. I always found it odd that I sat in the exam room in just my underpants while my clothing was in another room. Anyways at that point I was examined privately by the doc, he did the usual things and then when it came to examining my genitals he did something unusual. As I lay on the exam table he grabbed the waistband and pulled my undies down to my ankles. Suddenly laying on the table with my briefs bunched around my ankles and my bare rear end crinkling the exam paper. I was a little shocked since the doctor did not say,or even touch me for what seemed like an eternity. He examined my penis, scrotum and testicles. Then he asked if I was sexually active. I said no. He then said that my pubic hair was especially thick and that ,when I became sexually active, I should begin trimming my pubic hair. I thought it was an odd remark. I went back to the doctors office, my brother had his exam there before mine so no one but me was in his office as I changed back into my street clothes. As I pondered his remarks in the car on the way home my mother mentioned that she saw my clothing in the doctor's office and asked if the doctor examined me naked ,as he did last year with my brother and myself since it was an initial exam. I said I was wearing my briefs the entire time and she then mentioned that my brother was entirely naked for his exam and she wondered why I was allowed to keep my underpants on. I didn't answer. The next year (the last time I saw a pediatrician) I was examined again in my undies and,as I had become sexually active, I had trimmed my pubic hair. When he pulled the waistband down he said that it was good that I followed his advice. I found it odd that he would remember something that he said to me over a year ago. Very weird.

I I was examined again in my undies and,as I had become sexually active, I had trimmed my pubic hair. When he pulled the waistband down he said that it was good that I followed his advice. I found it odd that he would remember something that he said to me over a year ago. Very weird.

I have often wondered if doctors remembered penises they have seen. This suggests that your doctor did remember.

After I wrote my last post I remembered another incident that happened when I was 26. I had just gotten my first job with medical insurance. So I went to a practice that was near my apartment that seemed to have a good reputation. So I went in for my physical and I was weighed in my street clothes. After a BP check I was escorted to an exam room. The nurse then says "Take off your shoes,socks,jeans,shirt,sweater and undershirt". I was amused that the nurse elucidated every single thing I was supposed to remove. I thought wouldn't it be easier just to say "strip down to your underpants". Plus I was wondering how she knew I was wearing an undershirt. Very amusing.