Fun with Bananas !

Pacific NW. Housesitting. Bored. Came across this thread —this site — just this morning. Loved the topic. Wasn't so bored anymore.

Found the biggest banana in the bunch, shaved the spiky end down with a sharp paring knife (I'm a sous-chef) and popped it into the freezer. Warmed up with some great transsexual porn — that's my thing — with huge cocks and extreme deepthroating and skullfucking. After about a half-hour, took the banana out and tried to replicate what I'd seen onscreen. It's really hard to deepthroat a frozen banana! The icyness cooled the inside of my mouth as I slowly took it down — but the lack of flexibility meant it bottomed out at 5 inches. When a banana is ripe and soft, you can get it much deeper — I've done 7¾. And I've swallowed t-girl cocks up to 9 inches.

But I digress.

Washed the banana, trimmed down the top a little more, exposing the flesh, and put it back in the freezer for 10 more minutes — I wanted it cold so it would be hard. Upstairs to the tub, run a couple inches of cold water, on my knees, pull the plug, turn a warm shower on. Play with my ass — 1 finger, 2, 3, all 4 — work 'em around for a couple of minutes. Grab the lube —some high-end moisturizing lotion — pull out my fingers, spread it everywhere on me, and all over the tip of the big yellow banana, which was encased in a large red condom, secured with a thick blue rubber band. Pick up the banana by its longish stem and guide the lotion-covered tip to my tight hole. curving down, it pushes against my well-muscled ass, then slips in effortlessly. I slowly push the stem forward, taking more and more and feeling my insides touched by the cold. It's vaguely uncomfortable, which has more to do with the cold than the banana's size (9½ inches from tip to where it becomes more green stem than yellow banana, curving along a 7½-inch span, up to 1½ inches wide. Not a small banana. I look back and see that only about 3 inches are in me — there's a good 6-plus sticking out, the red and undrlying yellow creating a weird, opaque orange. Time for another push — why do this at all unless I'm going to go all in? Relax my pelvic muscles and keep my ass perfectly still as I slowly force more and more of the cold banana inside me. It feels amazing, and is starting to fill me up. I look back and see that's only another 2 inches — still 4 to go?

Different tack: slowly remove banana, which feels really good going out. Off my knees, onto my back, legs up on each side of the tub like they're in stirrups. Examine banana, which is still stiff and cold. More lube for banana's tip and hole. Position it curving up, push the tip in. Keep pushing. Slowly. Watch it disappear — 5 inches, 6. 7. Meeting resistance. Hold it firm, work my pelvis around side to side, feel it deep in me. Need it deeper. Brace my back against the tub wall and my long, muscular legs halfway up the tile. Grab stem firmly with right hand, brace with my left. For the first time, push banana in while clenching my cheeks and working my ass muscles, sucking what's already inside me even deeper. Another half-inch disappears. More pressure. Another inch. 8½. I look down and see the very end of the banana, bright yellow against the end of the condom, which is pulling away. The blue rubber band? Nowhere to be seen. I'm not concerned — I think I can feel it just inside my ass, brushing up against my walls. It's a little uncomfortable, but a wave of excitement is washing over me as I realize how close I am to taking it all. There's pushback as my ass muscles resist the banana, but I push harder, keeping constant pressure on, and the banana slips all the way inside me. It feels incredible — like the biggest cock that's been in my ass (it's isn't, but it's not that far off either.

The next half-hour is a blur of great pleasure and some pain as I gradually develop a technique to fuck my ass with the banana, first on my back, then on my knees, squatting, then standing a bit uneasily as I work the long banana In and out, slowly pulling back to the 6-inch mark, then pistoning forward until the condom disappears and the my stem-holding hand presses up against my ass. Of course I'm masturbating furiously the whole time. I lay back down on my back, grip my swollen glans tightly and plunge the banana in even deeper, keeping a tight hold on the stem — not easy with all the lube. I slowly work the banana in and out of my depths, feel an incredible adrenaline rush and erupt all over my chest. A second spasm sends a jet of come over my shoulder, splattering off the side of the tub. It's the first of five separate orgasms I'll have over the next few minutes as I work my cock furiously and ram the banana in and out of my depths.

I can't collapse, as I'm already on my back, but I'm thoroughly enervated — accelerated heartbeat, breathing heavily, drained of all energy. I realize I have to take the banana out at some point, but I really don't want to. After laying there for about 5 minutes, it starts to feel a little uncomfortable. It's not the cold — that's long gone, as the friction of contact with my ass has turned the very bottom to mush. No, it's that it's no longer a banana — a curve. It feels disjointed and broken, and when I finally pull all of it out, deliberately, exquisitely working out the last few inches, I discover that the banana is destroyed — only the very top, about 2 inches, is even intact. Everything else is warm mush.

Long story short: ate the intact parts of the banana (not as much as I would have liked) with some blackberry sorbet, red grapefruit slices, fresh strawberries and blueberries, all washed down with a porter. All in all, not a bad lunch.

If you have, thanks for sticking with this, and thanks to this site for providing my inspiration. I'll never look at bananas the same way again. Now it's on to plantains!

Oh my!.!.!! I just had my first experience with bananas. I fit One and a half and it felt amazing!! I couldn't take them for more than 2 minutes, they felt sooooo good until i had to sit down and poopthem they slipped out so slippery and violently . Im going to try again right now! !!!!!!! Suck them smooth and force them back up! You people that can fit 3+ bananas im jealous of you! Especially those who do 5-10 i can only imagine the ecstasy and ppleasure. Iwant more!! I will put 15 inside my anal pleasure hole one day, cant wait!!!!

A twist on the use of bananas is to use the larger PLANTAINS (cooking bananas). They must be green and you need to lubricate them. If you cut them in about 4 pieces, you can insert them and push them out as you orgasm.

Twist on the banana thing. Has anyone tried the roll pad method with just marshmallows?

Here is a discussion on marshmallows - http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=971;start=msg6291#msg6291

I also remember pads being discussed, but couldn't find the topic when searching for it. Maybe someone else will remember where it is and let you know so you can look.

Had seen it with bananas but haven't seen it with using the rolled pad and marshmallows.

Would almost have to think someone has tried it.

Thanks for the link

I was all food with the idea, until, you said two bananas.... the only relief was they where peeled.

Does anyone have a primer on the colon? A map? I believe track, starting at the anus, is rectum, sigmoid, descending colon, spleenic flexure, transverse colon, hapatic flexure and caecum. Seems like there are a few other "doors" to get past also. At least one before the descending colon but I do not know about the rest and have not been able to find a single good description.

Appropos of this thread, a good way to push (anything) all the way to the spleenic is to use a firm cylindrical something, ass end first. tI will pick up everything and push, push until you can feel the progress through your belly. That is, insert the wide bottom end first. No "leakage".

Bananas are so much fun! The feeling they give you in the way in is euphoric and the texture makes it feel so good when something that long and hard slides in! Also, if you take multiple bananas it fills you up so much 😃 I'm getting excited just writing about it, and I think I'm going to get some now.

Enjoy 😃

Tried this for the first time last night, got 1 and a half banana's in. What a full feeling that was.

Bananas are a multi-purpose fruit indeed :+)

Pick up a bunch of bananas at the store and throw a party :+)

Why not try small cucumbers or oriental egg plants instead of bananas. They are slippery smooth and do not have hard rough edges at the ends.

I use pealed bananas, what do all use?

How does one use unpeeled bananas are as a toy with the rough spot on the tip?ouch, and if I peel them they break, so I will try the frozen option at some point, and will keep reading from you all here. I am new and like it here.

Well, wow, just got done with four long ones, with the dildo/vibrator pre cursor and subsequent push method with partially ripe ky'd nana's!!

First time, had 2 qt water enema first, and nice banana crème masturbatory ejack in shower just as they were expelled,, must have got to the upper reaches of the colon, not sure if they pushed through that level,, think so,,, and yes pre cum was dripping first... WOW

I inserted a peel ripe banana into my rectum and it sucked into it ... No sign of nausea and vomitting or abd pain but constipation and gas ...

I consulted doc and given me laxative ... Wud it be enough ???

Banana( ripe, 8-9 cm , small)

I like to stuff two fairly ripe bananas in my ass then use a long, fat cucumber to shove them in further and mush them up real good. I push the cucumber in then sit down in the chair and ride it until the banana pushes out. So slippery and feels soo good!

It is hilarious to ponder that y'all are painstakingly cleansing your colons with high enemas to empty them and then promptly stuffing bunches of bananas up your asses to feel full.

I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!

One of my favorite things to do if I have a couple of hours. Is take an enema. Once cleaned out. Losen my ass up with a medium plug. Then take 3 green bananas pealed and insert them in my ass and cap it off with a 6 inch dildo.

I have played with a single banana before, peeled and unpeeled. I do this mostly to simulate anal sex. I have never inserted them all the way and left it in there, I am scared that it won't come out. I would like to try this though. Any tips for a newbie would be appreciated.

Be very careful inserting bananas into the rectum. It it slips all the way in it may require a trip to the ER to remove it. I had a patient with a cucumber who had to go to surgery. He had to have a spinal anesthetic and then it was removed bite by bite. It took two hours plus.

Regdunlap, Don't worry about a peeled banana not coming back out. It will be slippery and should be able to push it out easily. If there is any issues, it will turn to mush in a few hours on its own, as will almost any food item.

Wow sounds fun I might even try it next time I get the chance. I am getting some new ideas from these posts.

I've just put a couple of slightly frozen bananas in my ass and a plug to help the retention 😃 They felt great going in. I think I could take one more 😃

This thread reminds me of when a friend got food stamps in the '60s. Non food items were excluded but these didn't include bananas.

I've been enjoying banana play for awhile now,but I use mini bananas. If you haven't seen them,they are little ones, less than half the size of regular. Much easier to take and hold. It's not a problem to expel a bit of banana, the hard part is holding them. Bananas are soft and easy to pass. You can take an enema with one or two in, they will fly out when you let loose!

I have enjoyed a few bananas but usual i leave the peel on and use something to smooth out the bottom tip of it then i put a condom in in and insert it. After going in and out a few time it usually squeezes out the the peel and a have to get another banana. but for the short time it lasts me it is a lot of fun and i love the way bananas smell

I finally got the opportunity to try this yesterday. First I loosened up my anus with a small cucumber, a pleasure in it's own rite. I peeled a barely ripe but still firm banana 2/3rds of the way and slid it into my rectum. My sphincter served to finish peeling it as the last bit glided right in. The second banana followed immediately in like fashion. I waited a few moments and was able to get half of another one in. I felt quite full and could tell that a good bit of fruit had made it into my sigmoid and probably began to enter my descending colon.

I worked a carved potato butt plug into my ass, but as I moved around I felt a strong urge to void with the plug in place. Upon removing the plug I sensed that I would be better able to retain the nanners.

I pulled up my shorts and went outside thinking I would get ready to mow the lawn. Ha! I stopped and stood still every minute or two, clenching my butt cheeks to prevent an accident. I held out for maybe 5 minutes.

I was afraid I'd clog the commode, so I spread some newspaper on the garage floor and squatted to relieve myself.

The mushy banana stool popped out as a satisfying faux BM.

Loads if fun! I'll certainly be playing with bananas again soon.

This actually sounds pretty interesting, I might have to try it out sometime.