Since reading this post, Im obsessed with the idea of packing bananas into regions I never though possible. I haven't orally ingested bananas in years, so it probably seems suspicious that Im stealing all the bananas from the kitchen counter. I started last night with a mushy banana, but I failed to relax which made things a little more unpleasent, but I followed it with a large,firm plantain which felt great. (The stooping position is great for inserting and fulling to capacity, but probably urges you to evacuate faster, and can be tiring on the legs).
I then continued onto the banana I left in the freezer earlier on. (all of this being done at 4am when the bathroom vacant and when I could fart and shit myself as much as I wanted. I plugged in with a half inch wide dildo and strapped it with a gstring (that I earlier stuff up my bum after reading one of Jillsin's mind blowing posts)
I spread a towel and lay down on the bathroom floor for 5 mins before the leakage was leaving my legs cold and sticky. I hate being sticky, so I wiped with some babies wipes and lay back down on the floor to experience the cramping sensations. I eventually went half mad with excstasy and took off my gstring to unplug myself. Oh mann! I released it into a plastic container (in the hopes that it would be edible) and my was oozing so much precum from a tonne of prostate stimulation. I just smooshed up the plaintains into the goop and divided it into 2 flushes. I'm 23 and I look forward to a life of doin this sorta thing. I am going to grab a stash of fairly green bananas and plaintains for Monday when I have a good deal of privacy during the day. I would ideally love to be stuffed all the way to my ribs and plugged in with something larger and 3 pairs of thongs with my fitted jeans, tshirt, cowboy boots and leather jacket, so have a day out taking care of business.
I'm so inspired by the academic and exemplary posts the Eleutheros makes and by the hot personal stories of Oregonbuttrinse and Jillsin.
*Side note about frozen and ripe bananas*
I would personally opt for greener and room temp bananas from now on. The ripe bananas are more fragrant than I care to smell and too mushy for a clean session that doesnt kill your banana buzz. They are also much stickier (unless you like that feeling).
Frozen bananas do feel good on/in a sore rectum, but are somewhat unpleasant when internally thawing out and when the water is creating unnecessary leakage. And please please PEEL and plastic wrap the bananas as suggested. I lost feeling in my finger tips from trying to peel the frozen skin off.
All in all, I revere Mother Nature that much more, and I hold bananas in the highest esteem (and in the highest colon lol).
Thanks again everyone :)