Ladies at work joking about the gynecologist

Overheard some really interesting comments at work the other day when one of the employees told everyone she was leaving early for a gynecologist appointment.

As she was leaving, one of the other women shouted out "Is it a male or female?" When she replied "female" the other person said "that's too bad, at least it could've been fun." Upon hearing this, another employee chimed in with "who says it can't be fun just because she's a female?"

Even more surprisingly, one of them said "Did you take a banana? It might help you in the stirrups!" Of course, that elicited a number of laughs.

But the best comment came this morning when the smoking hot Russian "mail order bride" said "I'm still waiting for pictures of you in the stirrups."

Damn, you could've knocked me over with a feather. I work in an environment where I'm one of two guys surrounded by about 15 women so I'm used to hearing personal stuff and some rather crude humor. But I've never heard this kind of talk about the gynecologist.

Just curious: Do you share all of the embarrassing details of your doctor appointments with them?

I have mention that I have a gynecologist appointment but never the type of banter that is mentioned here. Although I would be happy to engage in it for sure.

Just curious: Do you share all of the embarrassing details of your doctor appointments with them?

I don't. I thought about mentioning my upcoming physical on Monday, but thought better of it. Just too much crazy shit going on these days with sexual harassment lawsuits to drop a joke about a prostate exam.

Some of those women are very flirty and we joke about "sexual harassment" every time someone bumps into someone else. So I'm trying to be careful.

I have mention that I have a gynecologist appointment but never the type of banter that is mentioned here. Although I would be happy to engage in it for sure.

I thought about your amazing photos when I heard the comment about "getting a picture in the stirrups."

Just curious, but do you specifically mention the gynecologist or do you just say "doctor appointment?"

Better safe than sorry when it comes to anything that could hurt your career. Sadly political correctness is more valued than just about any other factor 😕

I can relate to your 'feather could knock me over' sentiment. There are certain co-workers of mine, and one in particular, that would be almost unimaginably exciting to have involved in some kind of gyn appointment scenario. Like being at the same practice (different doctors, I'm male) and accidentally seeing that co-worker being examined e.g. a door not being closed properly.

Great comments.

I bet at schools and real estate offices, places dominated by females, there must be some Gyno talk going on. Would love to hear some comments.

Just curious: Do you share all of the embarrassing details of your doctor appointments with them?

I think this is one of those cases where women joke about it with women and men joke about it with men.

This reminds me of a time many years ago when a fellow co-worker mentioned that she had to leave early because she had a gynecology appointment. She said it in front of me and another secretary. The next day, the secretary followed up with the female co-worker and asked her (in front of me) how her gynecology appointment went. The female co-worker then began to fill us in on her appointment and how cute her male gynecologist was. I was pretty much speechless, but she proceeded to tell us how she kept her socks on, as she did not want to let him to see "everything" and how she purposefully waited for him to tell her to move down the table, as she wanted to make him "work for it." The conversation was too much for me to participate in, but the ladies were obviously having a good time laughing and making me nervous...

Oh...and on another occasion many years ago, when my wife and I lived in an apartment, my wife and I became friends with a young couple who lived next door. On one occasion the wife was over chatting with my wife and she started talking about how she had gone to the gynecologist that day. She said she was in the stirrups with a speculum inside her and that she and her male gynecologist were making jokes. She said her gynecologist asked her if she knew what "OBGYN" stood for? When she responded "no", he proceeded to tell her that is stood for "Oh Boy, Get You Naked." She said she laughed so hard the speculum came out.

My wife was appalled that a doctor had made that kind of comment, but the young neighbor woman didn't seemed bothered by it in the least. I did not chime in.

She said she was in the stirrups with a speculum inside her and that she and her male gynecologist were making jokes. She said her gynecologist asked her if she knew what "OBGYN" stood for? When she responded "no", he proceeded to tell her that is stood for "Oh Boy, Get You Naked." She said she laughed so hard the speculum came out.

My wife was appalled that a doctor had made that kind of comment, but the young neighbor woman didn't seemed bothered by it in the least. I did not chime in.

LMAO! Oh, that is funny! Tempted to ask my obgyn if he knows what it stands for! If he told me that joke, I'd laugh, too.

Two years ago in a slightly female majority office. A thirty something gal who had shared that she was having some possible heart issues returned from a doctor's appointment. A co-worker asks aloud "how did your appointment go?" To which she responds grumpily, "fine except I didn't know I'd be getting a pelvic."

There were some mock groans and slight laughter from those within earshot while I sat quietly. Unfortunately that was it for discussion of the topic that I could hear.

Made my day though. Still think of it on occasion when I see her.

Many years ago I worked for the sheriff's department as a corrections officer at the county jail. Me and a couple of female coworkers were in the break room awaiting the pre shift briefing from our sergeant. We were the only ones there as we were a little early. I was fairly new, but the two female coworkers had been working there for 5 years or so, and had applied for a corporal's position that had opened up. Part of that process was a physical fitness test, such as a timed run, pushups, etc. The applicants were required to have a medical clearance form signed by their own physician to be able to participate.

We were talking about the process of applying. When coworker A asked coworker B if she got her form signed yet, she replied "yes, but the doctor gave me the works, including rotating my tires!" Coworker A said "really, just to do some running and pushups and stuff?"

Coworker B replied "it's because I haven't had a physical for three years or so, so he didn't want to sign the form without giving me the once over!"

Coworker B then said to me "I assume you know what I meant by rotating my tires?" I could only nod and said "yes I do." She then said "my feet were quite literally on the lift!" We all got a good laugh out of that one.

She was several years older than me, and was quite attractive and fit. She often showed up for her shift wearing spandex gym attire since she came to work from the gym. She would change into her uniform in the women's locker room at the jail. She looked hot in spandex! From then on whenever I would see her wearing her gym attire I couldn't help but picture her on the exam table, feet firmly planted in the stirrups, or the lift as she put it!