Hit the jackpot at my physical today...

First visit with a beautiful Pakistani doctor.

The nurse weighed me in the hallway and took my temp with one of those things they rub across your forehead. Then she escorted me into the exam room and took my B.P. First time in a while it wasn't elevated. Yay! She didn't ask me to get undressed or anything, but when she left the room I took it upon myself to strip down to new white briefs and a white t-shirt. The doctor arrived a few minutes later wearing a white lab coat and a head scarf. Very intriguing. She confirmed that I was in for a physical and when she asked if there were any other concerns I told her I have been experiencing some pretty nasty acid reflux for the last 6-9 months as well as really loose stools on the other end.

She did a very complete health history asking about my parents, diseases that run in the family, past doctors and what, if any, tests they had ordered. I told her a previous doctor had found some blood in my stool during a routine prostate exam and ordered a colonoscopy just over three years ago. Upon hearing that she said she would definitely do a prostate exam. Eyes, ears and throat were just that. Then she listened to my lungs and heart over my t-shirt. Next I was instructed to lie back and raise my shirt up so she could feel my stomach. It was okay, but nothing special. She did not auscultate my abdomen with her stethoscope. Then she told me to sit up and she asked me if I was having any inguinal pains. I told her no, but pointed out that I have a decent size cyst on my left testicle. To that she said she would check my testicles before doing the rectal examination. She told me there were two ways of doing the rectal examination, leaning over the table or rolling onto my side, and asked me which I preferred. I told her probably laying on the table (it's been a while since I've had one done that way) and she said "okay."

So I stood up to lower my briefs and she said to wait because she wanted to get a nurse to be in the room during that portion of the exam. Of course, I agreed. And I sat there for a good, nervous five minutes while she left to get the nurse. Turns out it was the same pretty nurse who had taken my weight, temperature and B.P. earlier. The doctor instructed me to lie back down as she snapped on a pair of purple nitrile gloves. I was starting to get hard now. As I was reclining I asked if she wanted me to lower my shorts and she told me not to, that she would just check my testicles from the side. Say what?

She comes over to my right side and reaches into my briefs to expose my right testicle to check it, in her words, "for comparison." Then she tucked it back into my briefs and walked around to the left side of the table. I'm staring at the ceiling as she repeats the action of pulling my testicle out of my briefs and begins to palpate the left one. She initially had trouble finding the cyst until I told her it was pretty high and slightly behind the testicle. After that, she found it. While I'm lying there she told me it would probably be best to schedule an ultrasound of the scrotum and testicles just to make sure it is nothing to be concerned about. This, she told me, can be done right at the hospital. (The doctor's office is situated at the back of a small regional hospital here in town.)

Then as I'm suppressing an erection (tight new briefs do a pretty good job of disguising one), she instructs me to hop down for the rectal exam. She says to just lean over the table. That isn't the position I was hoping for, but I didn't argue. Without further instruction, I completely removed my briefs, pressed my chest flat to the exam table and flexed my knees slightly. Take a few deep breaths she told me. It was over rather quickly. Just an in and out motion. I didn't even feel her palpate the prostate. But oh, the lube! She must've used quite a glob because I could feel it when I stood up. She handed me some tissues to clean myself and then told me she would come back in a few minutes when I was dressed. I tossed the tissues and left all the lube between my buttocks as I got dressed. The nurse didn't say or do anything during either the testicular or rectal examinations.

The doctor returned a few minutes later with a piece of paper ordering my testicular ultrasound and a promise to have one of the GI docs in their system contact me about an appointment to look more closely at my digestive issues, probably a scope down my esophagus and perhaps another colonoscopy. I asked the office assistant at check-out where to make the appointment for the ultrasound and she told me where to go.

Thinking my fun at the doctor's office was over, I wandered down the hall to the hospital entrance where they have a scheduling station as well as their emergency room triage. While I'm waiting for the crotchety old woman to get off the phone to make my ultrasound appointment, this smoking hot blond sticks her head around the corner and says I can come around the corner to her window if I need to make an appointment. So I hand her the piece of paper with "Ultrasound, Scrotum and Contents (Testicles)" emblazoned across the top. It was totally humiliating to be sitting there with her typing the details of my appointment into the computer system. She told me to come back on Thursday afternoon at 4:30.

I then drove the five minutes back to my house and went to my bedroom. I scoured over the printed details of my visit. No mention of colonoscopies or my rectal exam, but it does have a notation for swollen scrotum (I don't think it's swollen. I certainly doesn't cause any discomfort.) and the suggestion for an ultrasound. I then got undressed and had a seat on the toilet so I could get a nice smear of lubricating jelly from my anus and between my buttocks to help facilitate a good masturbation session while I replayed in my head the last hour's events.

Obviously, I will report back on Thursday after my testicular ultrasound. I'm already hard again just thinking about it......

Thanks for sharing..looking forward to hearing all about your Thurs appointment.

So I stood up to lower my briefs and she said to wait because she wanted to get a nurse to be in the room during that portion of the exam. Of course, I agreed. And I sat there for a good, nervous five minutes while she left to get the nurse. Turns out it was the same pretty nurse who had taken my weight, temperature and B.P. earlier.

I have contemplated this possibility for a long time. That is, the doctor announcing that he wanted to have a nurse present for the genital and rectal exams and then having to wait while one was summoned and arrived. I will bet that was a nervous five minutes.

Wow! What fortune you have found. This is great. I would love to have that happen to me.

So I stood up to lower my briefs and she said to wait because she wanted to get a nurse to be in the room during that portion of the exam. Of course, I agreed. And I sat there for a good, nervous five minutes while she left to get the nurse.

This occurrence during a physical is something I have thought about as being on of the most embarrassing things that could happen during an exam so my imagination has been quite active in considering variations on the same theme. One possibility that I want to propose for feedback is that the doctor announces that she wants a nurse to be present for the genital and rectal exams and, rather than leaving to fetch the nurse, uses an intercom system to call out to a nurses' station to summon the nurse and then waits I. The room with the patient until the nurse arrives. Personally, I think the awkwardness of having to sit there with the doctor waiting for the nurse would be worse than having the doctor leave the patient alone and returns with the nurse. I don't know how I would react if the doctor made small talk during the wait. I think this would be awful!

Thanks for posting that.

I've never had any kind of testicular exam still wearing my briefs, let alone having someone pull them out from the briefs one at a time. That sounded really strange to me.

I've never had any kind of testicular exam still wearing my briefs, let alone having someone pull them out from the briefs one at a time. That sounded really strange to me.

That's going over the top as far as modesty is concerned. It's almost as if she were trying to make that part of the exam synonymous to a breast exam, where only one breast is exposed at a time. Makes you wonder where she learned that technique. When she would go to grab one ball, I would think the other pretty much comes with it anyway. It might feel a bit uncomfortable having one ball hanging out, and the other still inside the briefs.

I would be curious to see if a guy were wearing boxers if she might try to just pull a testicle from either the leg hole or the fly hole.

For the patient to sit there and be left alone, he could imagine what the doctor says to the nurse. "You got a minute? I need you with me as i'm getting ready to check his balls." And then the nurse going to and walking in the room, knowing specifically what she's there for.

...he could imagine what the doctor says to the nurse. "You got a minute? I need you with me as i'm getting ready to check his balls."

I suspect that for the nurses the regularly act as a chaperone, there's not much explanation needed. The doctor probably just goes into the hallway and waves at the nurse, motioning toward the exam room door. That's likely enough for the nurse to know that they are needed as a chaperone.

I would be curious to see if a guy were wearing boxers if she might try to just pull a testicle from either the leg hole or the fly hole.

I always wear briefs to exams. But now I'm curious, too, about how she would have examined me had I been in boxers or boxer briefs.

So it'll definitely be boxer briefs next time I see her.....

So it'll definitely be boxer briefs next time I see her.....

Since boxer briefs are tight fitting around the thighs, they probably won't be any different than briefs. I'd suggest loose-fitting traditional boxers if you want her to pull it out through the leg opening.

And remember, a nice jockstrap is always an option 😃

What an interesting exam! The one-at-a-time testicular exam from the side was particularly unusual, and I've never heard of it being done that way before.

I had an exam once that was sort of the opposite, though. I was young: probably around age 13 and at that stage where erections were unpredictable and unstoppable. So, I had an erection during my exam. When the doctor had me lay down on the table, it pushed its way through the fly on my boxers and pointed straight up. He didn't miss a beat, examining my penis and testicles and checking for a hernia through the fly.

Pro tip: If you're a nervous kid, don't wear boxers that have a fly without a button; if you're a med fetishist, though, maybe that's up your alley.