Locations for rectal temperatures

Normally RTS are given at the doctors office, in the home, and possibly a hotel room. Did anyone ever receive an RT at any other unusual location, either planned or by complete surprise?

I could imagine someone taking a rectal temp on a beach, or in a restaurant. That would definitely go viral ! Even taking an oral temp in public, would draw attention.

Normally RTS are given at the doctors office, in the home, and possibly a hotel room. Did anyone ever receive an RT at any other unusual location, either planned or by complete surprise?

A hotel room????

Only if you're playing.

I think that was the implication, yes.

Never done it outside the home (or hotel room), myself.

My rectal temperature was taking at a local health department by one of the nurses and I still don't like it.

It depends on whether the person is an adult or a child. For adults, the place were taken where this activity could not be performed by any other perfon. For a child's rectal temperature, particularly when taken with a glass rectal thermometer, the location where taken is at the discretion the person taking the youngster's rectal temperature, which in some cases where most convenient, but certainly not out in the open public.

Growing up, rectal temperatures were taken in my bedroom with me laying face down in my own bed. Once it was taken in my parents bed with my sister when we both had chicken pox. In the hospital, as a boy, it was done in bed in my room by my nurses. My mother also took my rectal temperature with me on my stomach on the living room sofa as I watched T.V to distract me from the procedure and because I was really into that show and she wanted to check my fever while home sick that day.

Yes one time I had been a complete ass a friend of my girlfriends and she wasn't happy and knew it already as she had already took me into their bathroom and took down my pants and spanked me hard with her hand then her wooden hairbrush that she always keeps in her purse for times Iike that and anyway when we left she told me to remove my pants and get your sore naughty ass in the backseat and knew something was up, then came the fun or more like embrassed part for me and she opened up the backdoor and she popped the glass thermometer in and spanked my already sore bottom a few more times then waited as she knew but I didn't at the time she had lubed the thermometer with bengay and then the pain in my bottom came, she told me that I was not to touch and better not let that thermometer out or there will be more punishment for you mister, So thankfully the ride home wasn't that long and indured the pain till I got home and was huge embrassment for me too know I was all curled up as I'm a big guy and naked from waist down with a glass rod in my bottom and a very sore red bottom to boot!.

Oh yea when I got home didn't get any better as I was sent to shower then off to bed:-(.

No other places particularly unusual, but many times in a hotel if we were away from home on vacation. My mother carried a thermometer and Vaseline in her medicine travel bag when we were on vacation. At times, I was on my tummy on our hotel bed and the thermometer in my bottom.

I could imagine someone taking a rectal temp on a beach, or in a restaurant. That would definitely go viral ! Even taking an oral temp in public, would draw attention.

I have a porn picture of that. Pretty sure I got it from here.

I have a porn picture of that. Pretty sure I got it from here.

I have a porn picture of that. Pretty sure I got it from here.

Nice....could you show that picture 😃 ?

Quite literally, isn't it obvious? Certainly not in the penis.

By a nurse in at the health department. The nurse informed me that my reaction to a rectal temperature is normal. Because I do complain though a rectal temperature. The nurse also informed me as long I don't move during it. Everytime I come in there with a cold or getting a flu shot. And they informed me that is their standard. It's only performed before getting vaccinations and if I come in there sick.

I've taken my rectal temp. while traveling. I actually prefer it to my home, because I can tune out the distractions, and just relax. I would not advise anyone to have a glass mercury thermometer on a flight however. It's my understanding that they are on the list of prohibited items, due to possible toxic exposure.

Who knows what other reasons might be in play. Maybe some politician decided that a glass thermometer can be used as a makeshift weapon....some deranged psycho might stab someone in the rectum !

Once at s family reunion for Christmas, me and a couple of my cousins woke up with sore throats. Grandma lined us up in the kitchen and took our temps laying across her knees with our pjs pulled down. The rest of the family got a show.

Wow Bob, that must have been so embarrassing!

In my youth, temperatures were always taken rectally, using a rectal glass thermometer.

One time I checked into the ER when thought I might have appendicitis. I was told to put the typical gown on, open in the back. The doc checked me out, then surprised me when he pulled on a glove and took out a tube of lube and lubed the thermometer, told me to lie on my left side. He was called out into the corridor and left the door open the whole time. . Afterwards I asked why rectally; he said it was more accurate indication when appendicitis was involved.

I once took my female partner's rectal temperature over my knee in the back seat of my car. We were by a busy highway, and the windows quickly steamed up.

Many times I take my rectal temperature in my bedroom, but there are many times when I also take my rectal temperature in the bathroom, lying on the floor or in the bathtub in hot water, it is so exciting.

Always on momme's lap

I was always over my mom's lap at home and at the doctor's office. It was never taken by a nurse.

There's a guy on this site who gets them at his colonic clinic.

Susie: Hotel room may be non-play. I once got sick when traveling with my wife and she took my temperature this way, because we do it this way even for sickness and not play per se.

Only at home

@gwhap-a number of us get or have had our RTs taken with/by a colon therapist.

Again - WHY?? Not saying you're making this up. Does she adjust the water temp based on your temp? Is she just playing to your fetish (if so, not very professional)? Have you ever asked for a prostate massage? How far are these so-called health providers willing to go??

Complete surprise, not expecting it at the doctors office

I remember once on that show with newly married couples they would ask them questions then see how close they matched and would award prizes on how well they did. I think it was Bob Barker who asked a girl where the strangest place she ever made love was. He was expecting something like on the washing machine or in the back seat but what he got was "Why that would be in the butt Bob" Isn't that answer good for where you get rectal temps as well?

I remember once on that show with newly married couples they would ask them questions then see how close they matched and would award prizes on how well they did. I think it was Bob Barker who asked a girl where the strangest place she ever made love was. He was expecting something like on the washing machine or in the back seat but what he got was "Why that would be in the butt Bob" Isn't that answer good for where you get rectal temps as well?

I think you mean Bob Eubanks on the Newlywed Game.

Bob Barker was on The Price is Right

I am ashamed that I know this. 😁

@SwitchableSusie Don't feel bad, I think that is part of our culture. One of those odd facts that everybody knows. I have seen the clip before. I suspect you could find it on the net if you wanted to.

@moppy and @SwitchableSusie

I heard that Newlywed story ("In the Butt Bob!") probably 35-40 years ago. Haven't heard or thought of Bob Eubanks since then until I read Susie's post. Just heard on the radio today Bob Eubanks will be telling funny Newlywed Game Show stories at the August 2019 Beetlefest in Chicago!

Coinkydink!