I was going to say we have them here too, only we call them prostitutes, but I did a little googling and if your last name is gates or whatever, hey, you can get a doctor to see you at home... Here are their prices, plucked from the web.. They only do NYC and Staten Island (for $250 per hour of commute and not sure how they commute)
INSURANCE, MEDICARE & MEDICAID
NOT ACCEPTED FOR PHYSICIAN HOUSE VISITS
(COST $1,500 - $2,500 FLAT FEE IN NYC)
Doctor House Call "URGENT": [disrupting our current schedule with physician arrival requested by patient within 60 to 90 minutes of patient call]: $2500 to $5000 (subject to availability)
Doctor House Call by Specialist Physician: $3,000-$4,000 + cost of procedure [approximately $1000 to $5,000 per procedure, please contact us for details]
So, if you have an extra 3 to 5K burning a hole in your pocket, you can get a doctor out to your house to give you and your SO your jollies. Ah, the joys of excess money!