Ad ridiculum ......

I just got this emailed to me as I was leaving the office. NO! It is not a joke! It is real and it is making its way through the Texas Legislature.

I'm in disbelief that anyone could even successfully and with a straight face introduce such a bill, much less advance it!

Men will be filing for bankruptcy in a matter of weeks! Homes and cars will be repossesed! Families will be cast to the streets! The economy will falter worse than it is!

I am wondering also, will someone amend it this bill, if placed into law it will be eligible for Texas' , "three stroke errrr I mean three strike law"? If the bill passes will the final law contain "stiffer" penalties?

Just sitting here shaking my head in disbelief and dismay!

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/04/texas-bill-prohibiting-male-masturbation-moves-closer-becoming-law/

Now that is pretty crazy. I guess from what I read it is as follows.

By focusing on male masturbation, the proposed legislation is an obvious attempt to satirize and draw attention to the unreasonable and dangerous policy proposals concerning women’s reproductive freedom coming from the Republican Party.

Im sure they would take a womens right to vote in Texas if they could.

What is the penalty for masturbating across state lines???

What is the penalty for masturbating across state lines???

I think that would fall under either or both FBI and, or ATF jusris-DICK-tion! Apart from which if the discharging item was physically carried across State lines that could yield other charges, as well. However, one would need to ask if it was unintentionally discharged and said discharge only crossed state lines, would it be a crime? Conversely, if said discharge was powerful enough to cross State Lines, would an award be more in order than a fine???? !!! :-0

What is the penalty for masturbating across state lines???

But what if the masturbatory act took place in one state, but the ejaculate (300 million future unborn babies) were thrust into another state?? If the penis were pushed across the state line directly during ejaculation, then it would be a state and federal crime at the same time! Would that be considered spermazoidal trafficking with intent to unfertilize?? They better get this bill finalized soon, I have a feeling many sperm are kept hostage while being transported against their will to another infertile or inhospitable female vagina or anal or oral canal! This must be stopped!!!

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!?!?

(good job TX female legislators, calling out the hypocrisy running rampant in your state!!)