Have you faked being sick?

Did any of you ever fake being sick? Did you have to go to the Dr.? Did you get punished?

Alais

Back when I was a kid. I never really got a doctors visit because of it, and I never got punished because I was never caught. I would sometimes (usually) exagerate my sickness, but I think that alot of people do this. Not too great an answer, sorry 😃

In fifth grade I faked stomach cramps to get out of going to school. It worked great for one day, however the second day I tried it my Mom made a doctor's appointment. I was truly worried sick that the doctor would diagnose me as a faker, but instead he told my Mom to give me enemas.

When we got home I got my first enema, followed by two more the following days. I was hooked now and would fake stomach cramps to get Mom to give me another enema.

I myself have not faked being 'sick' .... however, In my experience recently as an ER nurse i believe i may have been hoodwinked by a rather charming lady.......

I was asked to see this lady as she wanted a female practitioner, It appeared that she had 'lost' a condom the night before and was now worried that it was stuck inside and she couldnt get it out. So....I had to go look for it. Its usually a lost tampon or such like and not a pleasant task, certainly not one i would think about later with pleasure. This however, was different. She was funny, sexy and charming and had i met her in a bar, i think we could have been good friends. But i digress....

She appeared to be very embarrassed and i tried to put her at ease, explaining the procedure and saying that i would be as gentle as possible. I prepared the patient, lying on her back, feet together, knees apart, and gently inserted the speculum, a colleague of mine, (Female) holding a torch as we had no spotlight. Well, i couldnt find it at all, i looked and looked, the patient was insistent that it was up there!

I explained that i would have to get the doctor to try and find it, and that this might include a manual examination. She got very distressed and begged me to do it instead.

I explained that I might have to use two fingers and that i would have to just feel blindly to try and find the condom. She insisted that i do it, and was almost crying when i said that i would.

I pulled on a fresh pair of gloves, tight fitting purple nitrile, and spread her labia with my left hand, whilst inserting my index and middle fingers deep inside her. I had no need to lubricate my fingers, as she was very wet. It was at this point that i began to question her motive. But surely not? who would come looking for that?

I carried on, feeling deeper, all around the cervix, tring to locate the condom, but no where at all could i find it. I explained again to the patient that i couldnt find it, and she again begged me to try harder. I was dubious and concerned as some people can claim abuse or inappropriate behaviour, and i thought that this was close to the mark. She again said that she couldnt rest if she thought it was still inside her, so, against my better judgement, i slid my fingers deep inside her again. By this time i noticed that her labia and clitoral hood were swollen and there was quite a lot of moisture on my gloves.

I probed deep inside her vagina, satisfying myself that there could not possibly be a condom inside.

I withdrew my wet, sticky fingers, removed my gloves and said that i definately could not find a condom inside.

She thanked me profusely for looking, i gave her advice on signs and symptoms to look out for, such as discharge, fever, pain etc. She got dressed, thanked me and walked out.

I was more than a little curious as to whether she was faking or not, stranger things have happened on my shift for sure. However, I thanked my chaperone colleague, washed my hands and went to see the next patient in the queue.

When i got home, i did something i dont usually do and i discussed this with my husband. He got aroused quite quickly by the thought of me having my fingers inside another woman, its one of his fantasies..... and we had the most fantastic sex. I had a lovely nights sleep for a change before my next 14 hour shift in ER.

Was she Faking??? what do you think? what would you have done? 😃

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Was she Faking??? what do you think? what would you have done? 😃

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I would have to believe that she was faking and only looking for a good fingering. I would have certainly done my best to satisfy the patient's concerns. 😃

I had a similar personal experience with a friend once. We were in the midst of some rather vigorous intercourse when I noticed the condom had come off. We both panicked when it was not readily visible. Fortunately, I had play examined her on several occasions and instructed her to lay back, open her legs and relax. I inserted one finger into her vagina and located the foreign object. It had been pushed rather deep and was beside her cervix. I inserted a second finger, grasped it between my two finger tips and removed the wayward condom. She was extremely thankful thinking that she may have would up at the emergency room.

I've faked sickness many times but i never arrives Doctor =( that's sad, i always want to get a shot, but they dont want, and i CANT say "give me a injection" i cant... but i always fake, why dont you let you msn here? to talk better, and all togheter? more interactive....

Carla femaleca1234@hotmail.com

When I was a child I hated needles, so faking sick was only to get out of going to school.

I'd feel too embarrassed and guilty to go see a doctor without any real need.

Yes, a couple of times, but i didn't go to doctor.

The same here, I faked being sick from time to time as a kid to avoid school (probably most of us did 😉), but never had gone to the doctor because of it.

Quite an experience nnnurse! yes I think she was faking allright

When I was a child, I faked a few times because I didn't want go to school. Now, as an adult it sounds stupid.

Never got punished because of faking.

I have a friend who often fakes "belly pain or a bit of discharge " to see the gyn she sees 3 different gyns in town for a total of 12 exams a year

Yeah once to avoid school,but never went to doctors office

I saved my fake sickness for a few days out of the year..My mom always believed me and my throat or my tummy or mt head...no real tough questions asked, so, bed or to grandparents house I went for the day and then back to school the next day...never anything to worry or trouble over...my brother on the other hand...always trying to play sick...too bad he got caught and sent to school most times.

I faked being sick from time to time when I was in elementary school to avoid going to school or writing test, but was never taken to the doctor office or got caught because of that. I remember that I faked being sick once to avoid my history class at high school and was sent to the nurse office, but the nurse just took my temperature that's all (for sure that I wasn't feverish).

I have faked being sick in the past but I had to go the doctors because of it. My doctor never actually accused me but you could tell from her face that she knew it wasn't genuine sickness

Nnnurse69 Thanks for sharing that story, was exciting to read. I haven't faked sick but I've gone to the dr's for things that some people would have just waited out.

I faked being sick a few times as a child to get out of taking a test, or getting a paper finished for school. I was never caught, or was punished for playing sick, nor did I have to go to the doctor. I have as an adult on several occasions, exaggerated my condition so as to have been examined by the doctor.

How do you manage to get injections by faking? I want to learn the right symptoms to present so I can get some good treatment. A catheter and IV fluids and a lot of injections. Maybe keep me for observation...

I'm sure you can "fake" some pains but as far as staying in the hospital you have to be very sick. I don't think faking can get you to stay for observation.

I only ever faked as a kid, most of the time got away with it. But for the most part, if im sick...im sick. 😢

I do not remember ever faking sick. However, my sister and I were latch key kids so our parents left for work before we left for school. So we used to just stay home occassionaly we thought we got off the hook but when parent/teacher rolled around they found out and we got in so much trouble.

Nnnurse, it sounds a bit like she was faking... but I suppose it is possible that she wasn't.

I have never faked sick.. I was too afraid to do it and feel guilty about it when I was in school. I have, as everyone seems to have had, exaggerated symptoms to get out of work, on occasion, but rarely!

While in graduate school at an all woman's college (at the undergraduate level), I used to fake being constipated. I would call the infirmary and they would tell me to go buy a fleet enema.

That wasn't exactly the answer I was looking for. I complained to my girlfriend who had given me fleet enemas for the problem. I don't know why she didn't give me one, but took me straight to the college infirmary. The nurse on duty gave me some MOM and sent me home. It sure worked, but I was very disappointed.

Faked sick lots of times. The truth is, there's not really a good story from me to go along with this one. I usually just stayed home from school for the day, and rested.

To nnnurse69,

I think she was certainly faking. I sure enjoyed your description of the event. As much as you were outwardly professional, it was exciting to hear a little part of you enjoyed the exam!

I always want to fake sick for receiving injections in the butt, however, I dare not to try.

I faked it when I was a kid once, and my mom called the doc round who gave me some really disgusting medicine. didn't pull that one again, and sulked for a week.

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It appeared that she had 'lost' a condom the night before and was now worried that it was stuck inside and she couldnt get it out.

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I wonder if her boyfriend had told her that he had been wearing a condom, but it must have come off. Hence the crying.

I think we have all done that sort of thing at one time or another to get the atention