Most realistic Penis feeling????

For all those who have used fruits/vegetables. Which one feels the most like a hard penis? Or if you have any home objects that you can recommend?

There are silicone dildos that feel pretty realistic im told.

I have enjoyed yellow squash, among many other veggies. You can look them over in the market and watch to see who is watching you. Just pick out a few ones that look just the size you want up your ass. Lube up yor ass and toy and have some fun. Real cheep and throw away after use.

😄 cucumber of course.... what are you talking about

I don't care about realistic. I just like the feeling!

How about a rather ripe banana?

Probably a cucumber or zucchini -- depending on the size you want -- if you're shopping in the veggie department.

A smaller on one end, large on the other cucumber that has started to soften due to age. Warm it up in water and enjoy...

How about a carrot and thers all different sizes and u can shape it with a knife

Has to be the cucumber....

The ENGLISH cucumber. It has a more textured surface than the regular cucumber and it's up to 18 inches long giving you a good handle to hold onto.

Oh yes Susie, the English ones are far bigger and more satisfying, with seeds usually too. But as ever its not what you've got, its what you do with it and whom you do it with.

I'll second a firm, room temperature banana. Try it, you'll like it!

Try a warmed corn on the cob ... the bumps will excite you going in and out and across your clit. remember to trim off the pointed end and if you want, slide a condom on it.

I suggest that when using a cucumber that you shave off the outer skin and carve the shape of an erect penis Head at the front before inserting it into your anus.

Another real fun thing to do is to peel several bananas and shove about 3 or 4 of them into your rectum then hold them there as long as you can. INCREDIBLE!!

Never had sex with a men but I put a condom around a long link of smoked sausage and stuck it in myself. Felt good. I did wear a condom though.

Isn't zucchini a little softer than a cucumber? That might make it a little closer to the real thing i would think.

Yes but zucchini (courgette) doesnt have as many seeds as cucumbers, personally I prefer seeded ones lol

My one is free and warmed at the right temp !

Mine is not yours, please enjoy mine >😄

Mid-sized banana!

Zucchini, specially oriental eggplant for their smooth skin, great feeling.

Y'all are making me hungry!!!! Every time someone mentions playing with a cucumber I always think of those little pricklies on the skin of the veggie...that can't feel good!

Zuchinni is great - but get one that "almost" is too long so just a little sticks out. the gripping of the end with your ass filled is great.

Butternut squash come in a whole variety of sizes so you can build up and gradually stretch yourself to accomodate a larger size or a fist.

Cucumber, frozen banana, grapes. Frozen grapes are also good. For something a little more extreme hollow out the grapes, fill with glycerine and insert. It gets intense.

A perfectly shaped zucchini

Cukes are always good, but the butternut squash is a favorite. The only problem is trying not to get too attached to it in the store as you try to get the right size. Most people don't take that much time when choosing vegetables to eat. 😳

Hello efetish, I like your idea of grapes filled with glycerin. Actually, I would like to have someone hollow out banana half's and fill them with glycerin, then pack the hole with the banana that was removed to seal it. Just stretch the anus then insert well lubricated banana half's and wait for the reaction when they start to mush up.

Unripe bananas, cucumber, but always with a condom and hard ones I use, as they do not have a risk of breakage. keep inserting and enjoy the ultimate stretch. the asshole desperately needs the fuck.

I have got this idea of shoving peeled soft bananas from here and will try. this is a very new idea ever read and very less written, very safe,