Request for relief in hospital.

I have heard stories that you can request sexual relief in some hospitals ie nurse giving masturbation,no guarantees that you will get a pretty nurse to adminster the important task ! as some medication can really get you up this seems a reasonable request,I have read stories of it happening also in private hospitals and nursing homes,what could be more natural and relaxing for the patient to keep them happy.

That is a great question...I have a friend who runs a post-op of a big hospital and will ask...............then post again...

I would be surprised if this were true!

This seems pretty unprofessional, but if it's offered as a standard type of stress reliever for being in the hospital, then I'm not complaining 😉

Chances are if you ask for something like that you will either be arrested for solicitation or wind up with a very large catheter jammed inside your...

The stories of this would be pure fantasy. You would swiftly be in trouble and likely only nursed by male nurse from then on if you were not fit to be discharged yourself.

Even if double arm amputee it would not be done.

We are forbidden to have any kind of personal relationship with a patient in our hospitals. During my training I was asked several times on night shift to provide a 'hand job' but simply smiled and walked away. Nurses are just ordinary people doing a job!

BS, don't believe it.

Not masturbation, but anyone that has seen Road Trip knows you can get Professional Assistance from a nurse. 😜

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE

I’m an ER nurse in a rural critical access hospital and I can vouch to the fact that patients do TRY to get staff to provide sexual gratification for/to them. I simply inform my patients that their requests are inappropriate and those are not services that we currently provide. Lol I try to lightheartedly answer while assuring that the patient knows it’s not going to happen; some take the hint and some don’t. For those that require a bit more instruction on the matter our local law enforcement officers have an excellent training program and are happy to offer their “services” for continued inappropriate requests. I won’t blame anyone for trying!

This is a joke right?

Gotta be a joke. I'm surprised by some of the posts that guys actually ask for it.

This is a joke right?

No, I have no doubt that guys would ask for this. Many are pigs.

I also bet that many start masturbating and don't stop when a nurse comes in, hoping they will help them finish! Because their cock is just SO special!!

In my experience, male patients masturbate in their bathrooms or showers. Other nurses have told me they have walked in on a couple of people masturbating in the bathroom because they inadvertently pulled the emergency cord.

Women actually have an easy time doing it in their beds as long as they don't moan.

No one ever asked any nurse I knew for "relief".

This post shows just how so many have become influenced by porn.

My sister in law as a nurse at a private hospilal and a Old gent got most upset when she said NO.

and told her he paid her wages and she told him to get LOST..

I’m an ER nurse in a rural critical access hospital and I can vouch to the fact that patients do TRY to get staff to provide sexual gratification for/to them. I simply inform my patients that their requests are inappropriate and those are not services that we currently provide. Lol I try to lightheartedly answer while assuring that the patient knows it’s not going to happen; some take the hint and some don’t.

Glance through their chart and explain the Doctor has not written an order and it's not covered by their insurance. 😉

In my experience, male patients masturbate in their bathrooms or showers.

Well, if I am ever hospitalized, I better have some privacy while I’m in bed. I dont do good trying to cum while standing up! And a toilet doesn’t count as sitting... 😁

This post shows just how so many have become influenced by porn.

True, there are so many faked ‘reality’ videos out there that show nurses ready to help.

One that I believe is real is a guy who loves to masturbate in a hotel room as the cleaning crew comes in. He purposely lets them walk in while he is jacking off. 99% just leave the room immediately. A few stayed and he asked them to help. A few watched and maybe one did help.

He’s an ass though, those poor women just want to do their job and shouldnt be subjected to seeing his dick.

I have spent more time in the hospital than some people who work there I have ha my groin shaved for Roto router ,have more than my share of foleys ,and occasionally have been somewhat erect for whatever reason when my diaper is changed and in 24 years of incontinence I have never had a nurse be anything but respectfull and defer judgement ,obviously if you are erect they aren't going to wrestle it into s diaper they just let you point up when they tape you up . I got erections when I am over tired and haven't been sleeping well , ICU/CCU aren't good for sleep disordered people ,I am always on an opiate drip and nurses who know me well (I have frequent flyer miles ) will know it's a sign that i need rest and will turn the drip up for awhile,but like I say thats nurses that know me and the doctor has left that as an option .

After my vasectomy the RN came to my bed and explained that I would not shoot blanks for 15 orgasms. I politely asked her if she could help me reduce that number to 14. Her reply was, "You are not very handsome but I am tempted ... but if I was caught I would be sacked, so no"

I wouldn't ask. I might expect willing nurses to offer.

Though i wouldn't expect there to BE any "willing" nurses.

However, as I've gotten to learn about life, strange occurrences, etc, I realize i can't rule out the highly unlikely possibility either. As I've ruled out other highly unlikely possibilities in my lifetime, and later came to realize that things DO happen that i would never expect.

I strongly suspect it's like most other professions and would probably be considered unethical and prohibited even if the patient was married to the nurse because the nurse is in a professional capacity.

... probably be considered unethical and prohibited....because the nurse is in a professional capacity.

The tabooedness of it is the thrill for some folks.......

Many times my work took me into nursing homes where there were often young people who had been paralyzed in auto accidents etc. I thought how terrible it must be to be around 18 or a little older in your peak years of hornyness and suddenly have your ability to masturbate destroyed. There were girls and guys like that there. Can they get any help from the staff? I would certainly hope so.

I personally find this thread and others like it offensive. We are there to get you healthy not happy, at least not happy in that sort of way. Get real please.

Mashie

Dumb posting if you asked for this treatment in a Scottish hospital you would definately have your privates massaged by butcher's meat tenderising hammer as your were booted out the front door clearly another fantasists wet dream

I don't think it matters whether your paralysed or not . Nursing staff are there to look after your medical health not sexual urges. I find it insulting to nursing staff that anyone would even consider this as an option.

Can they get any help from the staff? I would certainly hope so.

@roscoe Uh, No one is ENTITLED to sexual gratification!! While many feel it is a requirement for life, it is not. And if someone is injured enough to break both arms, do they really get that horny? I bet the rest of their body is pretty injured too!

Thx @Mashie and @drgiggles for bringing this post back to reality. Doesn't anyone understand that a JOB is a JOB, even to healthcare workers?? They work hard to help people recover. They don't give a crap about our kinks!!

I honestly hope anyone who asks for it has an electric prod put up against their prostate. The nurses are there to get you up and running, not off and cumming.

I honestly hope anyone who asks for it has an electric prod put up against their prostate. The nurses are there to get you up and running, not off and cumming.

My husband LOVES an electric prod against his prostate.

It almost gives him an HFO.