Sometimes things happen that make you believe in fate. I'm good friends with the lady at the sex shop. She emailed me this morning (unusual) and said she had something I may be interested in. She said she wasn't even certain what it was, the packing slip said 40" silicone anal dildo. Anyway, she said the packaging is destroyed and she can't sell it, would I like it for free?
She asked if a person could get 40" up their bums, and I assured her we can (gulp!)
I'm going to have a massive cleanout now, and go get it. I'll be ready to play when I get home!
She knows her customers well.
I was going to go down to Northbound Leather to get one, an all day trip back and forth.