Buttwomen, you are a inspiration to us all.
Inspiration is of course closely related to perspiration, which I'm sure, would make many readers break out in a sweat when thinking of your 39" accomplishment..
Speaking of Eels, the medical profession here in N.Z. got in strife a couple of years ago.
Some adventurous chappie decided to insert a LIVE Eel (approx. 18") into His Rectum.
Well, the said Eel decided that was a nice warm and wet place to be, so took up residence.
He ended up (no pun intended) in Hospital. Xrays taken etc. Eel subsequently removed. (unsure how)
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Unfortunately, some bright spark decided to send someone photos of said Xray.
Well, sure enough it went viral. (Xray, not Eel)
Patient was NOT amused and repercussions followed.
Those Kinky Kiwis... Butt, at least the Americas Cup came back to it's rightful owners.