Enemas at the doctor's office or given by the doctor

You waste resources, people's time and other people's insurance premiums.

You are despicable.

Uh no, Ipay my insurance, why am i defending myself to a group of sick pervs? Oh, because Im one too, ? kisses switchbutt ?

YOUR insurance doesn't pay for all your treatment.

Premiums get pooled. EVERYBODY paid for your entertainment.

THAT'S how it works.

The x rays proved that i really was constipated. So the tfreatment were valid. I had several oral and one IV laxative first, and when THAT didnt cause a movement, then and only then were enemas brought up. And not by me. Oh I was thinking strongly that way, but never once brought it up, it the nurses idea. Did I enjoy it? Hell Yah! Would I do it again? Odds are w my disease, my bowels will continue to decline so it may happen again, but not by a fake illness. My autoimmune disorder causes many syatems to malfunction. I was having serious symptoms, thats why my pcp referred me to the ER. (I know that didnt come out in the account, but no one wants to read abt that.

I'm still not buying the need for the ER. You're an enema expert.

I didnt go to the er for an enema, it was a very nice bonus, good night.

^^^^ That's contrary to what you said in your other thread where you deleted a couple of your posts that were embarrassing to you before it got locked, although now you can't refute your reason for going because you deleted a few of your posts!

Here'e the link to it: http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=93763

We don't like people who waste the time of real doctors and nurses in their offices or hospitals.

Play at home with friends, go to the doctor when you are genuinely sick and need treatment.

Equitube wrote, "Hey mashie dude, I was sent to er by my pcp who couldnt treat me yesterday afternoon. And bud, consider what kind of site ur on here, wow. justsayin"

I swear I just went over this in another thread.

Do I look like a DUDE? Take a glance at my avatar, I clearly have tits. If you have ever taken the time to read any of my posts which I am sure you have because I post a lot, you would clearly read that I don't talk like a DUDE. And as far as calling me BUD, nope sorry, that I can assure you I am not. Also another boy term, lol. I can't directly prove it to you, but I can assure you 100 percent that I am all woman, and then some. Just sayin!

Now, I know you have been here for a bit so this isn't your first rodeo. You by now understand that there is play and there is real. Seriously, neither of them should really mix all that much. We don't play at work, you don't play in our work space.

Okay so your doctor sent you to the ER for multiple issues. Okay, that's fine, although if you had an urgent care open that would have been a better option in my opinion. Last I checked ER or ED was short for EMERGENCY ROOM, or EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT the key word in both there being EMERGENCY. As an adult you must know the definition of the word emergency right? In medical terms or settings it means life threatening and or life/death issues.

Do you understand that when people use the ER's as a doctors office that it really slows up hours, staff, and resources needed to save lives. If you were feeling good enough to have kinky thoughts while you were in the ER for care then you didn't need to be in the ER in the first place. People sick enough to be in the ER have to think about other things like ummm, breathing, bleeding, and other things like that. You know, stupid stuff.....

I wasn't kidding you when I mentioned earlier that I was in the ER 2 months ago close to death. When the squad came to pick me up I had already collapsed. They hulled me into the ER, lights and sirens screaming. They don't use either here unless it is a true emergency. It took them 12 times to get an IV access because I was that dehydrated. Later when I was being admitted the ER doctor sat down with me and gave me a heart to heart lecture. He told me that in less then 2 hours I would have been in hypovolemic shock, and if I waited even longer to get treated there was no doubt in his medical opinion I would have died. He knew I am a nurse and he told me like it was, which I greatly appreciated. One of the last things he said to me after lecturing me about taking better care of myself and that doctors and nurses make really bad non-compliant patients was, "you were really lucky we were not busy today or we probably wouldn't be talking".

When the ER's fill up with people using it for a doctors office or for nonemergent issues people can die, will die, and do die. I just don't think you get it or the seriousness of your actions. I completely understand that you have an enema fetish, that's perfectly fine and quite normal actually. But you can't let your play get in the way of real life. Maybe I am a bit hyper sensitive these days because I am seriously lucky to be here today. I am a new grandma and I love her so much. I get to look into her big beautiful blue eyes every single day. The thought that I almost missed out on that really saddens me, especially since my own mom died the very night I was admitted into the hospital.

What you did was selfish, childish, disrespectful and quite frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself. Yes we realize that you didn't suggest it, but you are obviously quite capable of giving yourself your own enemas at home where you would not be putting others in possible danger. The right, reasonable, and responsible thing for you would have been to tell the doctor that you would take one at home. You know, most patients I have had with MS over the years are on some sort of bowl protocol because constipation is an issue with a lot of the autoimmune things. You didn't just find out you had MS last week so why were you constipated? If your doctor has a lick of sense he would have discussed a bowel program with you on day one of the diagnosis and it would have already been in place.

I understand that this is a fetish website. This is a place to play and share with others. But most of us on here know and realize that play is play, work is work, and taking your play fantasies into the real world on purpose is not acceptable, especially when there could be lives in the balance.

Mashie

Ive been on this forum for yrs, was away 4 a cpl years, and when I come back I get trolls, everywhere I go here. This used to be a cool board full of open minded kinksters, it seemed to have turned into a smelly horde of angry weirdos, (yah, I know, Im world class weirdo #1. But at least I admit it, and dont judge others for their pecuilararities. I mean if we were all "normal" folks we sure as hell wouldnt be trolling one of the wierdest, sickest, most depraved sex sites that Ive ever loved.

So take care, play nice, and for Gods sake, learn to laugh at yourselves. Cuz the rest of the world is laughing at us weirdos

Tailz Up!!

Equitube

Oh, and I am sorry to hear of your er misfortune. Ms Mashie, I did try hard to find an urgent care clinic that takes my insurnce (chp of wa), there are none, they have a 24 hr nurse line which I called, she also agreed I was in the right place (pcp order trumps).

I admit Ive gone way over the edge w some of my stories lately. Ive taken down most of the latest. I will rein it in. I AM nothing if not teachable. (Hey when re reading some of my own stuff makes me ill, then its time to take notice, my apologies. (For the record tho, the er story is 100% real. Though it may have pleased me, I now wish I hadnt shared it.

Ive been on this forum for yrs, was away 4 a cpl years, and when I come back I get trolls, everywhere I go here. . . . .

Don't you think there is a reason for that?

First of all let me go on record as saying that we the good folks of Zity are NOT weird, we are not sick, or strange. We have a medical fetish and all that entails. There is nothing wrong with having a medical fetish or any other kind of fetish or kink. It's all relative actually. Remember, some people think anything but missionary position is sick, weird and disgusting. So I greatly resent being called such things and I am sure most others do to.

We have not changed here. We are the same group of people we have always been. We are still open minded, kinky, fun, fun loving, and easy going. Maybe it's you who has changed. While "Mary Jane" may be legal in your state, it isn't in most others and it is still not appropriate in this forum. It is a mind altering substance and maybe you need to keep that in mind. You concern me a bit Equitube because you have been here for years and have never been a problem, ever. Now all of a sudden you are all over the place and not making sense half the time. It's a bit disturbing actually.

We all like to play and have a good time here, that hasn't changed either. But most of us here are smart enough, mature enough, and logical enough to keep play play and to keep play out of the real world when it can, will, and does effect others in the outside world.

Again if you have read my posts you will have heard me say quite a few times that, "membership has it's privileges", and "you get what you pay for". Well you are getting what you pay for with your "public" insurance, and unfortunately the rest of us are paying for you too. I find it very funny, not in a ha ha ha kind of a way but in an ironic kind of a way that my private insurance is accepted every single place I go to. I have never been turned away, never had any issues with finding a doctor, urgent care, or any other medical facility who accepts my insurance, ever. Why do you think that is? I can tell you why, because, "membership has it's privileges", and "I am getting what I am paying for". Maybe you need to find other insurance, or a second form of insurance.

On one last side note, please stop typing in "text" talk. Ur should be you are, or you're, and cpl should be couple just to name a few. Most of us here are of higher intelligence and or highly educated or both and we appreciate proper English. Thank you in advance.

Mashie

Mashie, I for one, find you to be a wonderful Moderator, human being, Nurse, and my favorite if I could choose one to give me an enema! Keep at it Girl, you speak great wisdom and a pleasureable read.

the boxcar

I not uncommonly order SSEs for patients who are impacted or who have marked obstipation. They are also usually accompanied by manual disimpaction. This is not fun for the patient or the nurse doing it. If we suspected that you came in for this when you could have handled this at home by yourself we would be very annoyed at you. We do not encourage private doctors to refer such patients in. We have our hands full with patients who are really sick. If you enjoyed it then you didn't have that kind of problem or you didn't have our treatment for it. Beware what you wish for, especially if it's thought of in a pipe dream.

Mashie, i appreciate what you wrote. Looking at my first paragraph in post 39 or was it 40?, That was intended to appear to begin mock angry, building to a warming, calming effect by the close. You were correct, not only does the anger seep through but the things i was accusing others of, I was doing.

Whats fascinating to me is I can see the transition in paragraph two from that to true feeling and remorse by the PS. Just like a switch was thrown. The latter is truly me. I'm usually a very caring, supportive person. The acidic sarcasm is definitely not becoming.

Oh yes, I have gotten 'txt' lazy since switching from keyboards to Android thumb typing. I can type very fast with all my digits. I get frustrated with the limitations. That is why God gave us ten fingers is it not? To use a keyboard. :-) I seem to forget that Google voice typing works quite well in Android 5, though some typed thoughts might not need to be heard by all.

Thank you Equi, you are a good boy.

Mashie

Oh and boxcar, you are so sweet. Thank you. I would gladly give you an enema anytime if we ever find ourselves in the same room at the same time.

Can honestly say that I've never had the experience of being either advised, recommended or administered an enema within a doctors surgery...Not even a remote possibility as my mother being a Nurse would have addressed such an issue beforehand should that have been a necessary requirement.

Only once I can think of & that was in relation to tests carried out at our local hospital, which had been conducted in a private suite attached to said hospital...As to why I don't know...at the time I'd gone through a year of dealing with boils & it was determined that sugars may have been the culprit...even that's sketchy...however I've never forgotten that particular day (a Monday) as right from the outset there were a number of tests conducted over the course of that morning into early afternoon...nursing staff of that time were very compassionate & treated me as gently as they could beginning with the obligatory blood tests

That was also one of the few occasions where blood tests were painful, as back in the day syringes were rather large...to me they looked like whacking great horse syringes that caused pain...which it was....thankfully after attempting to extract blood several times & by way of referring results to an oncologist that was abandoned in favour of a simple finger prick...One aspect I've never forgotten was sitting up on an examination table prodded everywhere (both arms & legs) by this fiendish weapon that had one very large bore...all the alcohol rubs couldn't reduce the stinging

Sometime later that day came another syringe...the first & only time ever seeing a barrel syringe used in a hospital room...oh ! yeah I liked that one...went home horny to relive the day a number if times

By rights post really belongs under hospital enemas or possibly "one you never forget" where the descriptive element can be elaborated upon...which I may relocate later as I can still recollect just about the entire episode in detail...something I've occasionally thought of but have tried to maintain some sort of chronological order.

Perhaps worthy of a separate story being authentic & a then budding appreciator of enema exploits...rectal instruments...hospitals... maternity wards & nursing charms

I had some scary bleeding and went to sick call (military). Chat with the doctor, wants to take a look and he leaves. Female nurse comes in with a Fleet in her hand and hands it to me and asks me if I know how to use it. I should have said no but I’m honest so I got to give myself an enema in the bathroom.

About 20 years ago I went to a GI dock for rectal itching and soreness. He examined me and suggested that he treat my Hemorrhoids with laser coagulation. It would require 3 treatments. I agreed because I didn't want surgery, which I had heard causes nasty aftercare, with bleeding and not being able to tell if you are passing stool or gas.

He gave me a sheet which described the procedure and talked about prep which included a fleet enema. I asked him and he said I could ignore that that I clean myself out with everyday bowel movements and that was for people who present full of stool.

OK, well I saw this as and opportunity to get an office enema. At my first appointment I arrived early and said I hadn't had a bowel movement yet and probably needed an enema. It worked. I was escorted to a room and asked to remove everything from the waist down and given a paper gown to cover up. Then I nice looking young nurse arrived with a fleet enema. She said "do you want to do this yourself or I can give it to you". I said you should give it to me. Next thing I am on my side, she says "relax and take a deep breath", enema inserted and slowly administered, 10 minute timer set and she said "try and hold it the full ten minutes". During the procedure the Dr. complained that I still had fleet remnants in the work area, and proceeded to clean them with a large cotton swab.

I wish that was the case before I got a prostate exam but an enema beforehand is not needed unfortunately 😞😞

Not personally but our doctor's office had a checklist form made for billing purposes. ie. there were checkboxes for brief or intermediate exams, inoculation's, sigmoidoscopy and "tap water enema" so there was some anticipation of these being given in the doctors office.

Yes, once - ~1975 from nurse at gastroenterologist’s office before a rigid sig.

Eric

So a new young Filipina doctor is setting up a practice, and consults me (accountant) about setting up financial aspect. A software company installed medical software and Quickbooks. I came over and got tax ID’s Employer numbers etc set up. I trained her assistant on data entry, and basics of handling money, checks, receipts etc. Dr. A asked, “How long has it been since you had full physical?” Too long. I’d had surgery, but the surgeon just wants to know if I’m going to survive the surgery. “How about a trade. I examine you for the set up?” I assumed she was tight on money. “Deal,” I said. I had blocked off the last 2 hours of the day for her office, so I was off. I was her first and only ‘patient.’

Her assistant who had been in other offices for 4 years, whisked me off to an exam room, had me undress & into a gown. (other physicals I’ve had recently no one strips). She weighs me, takes vital signs.

Dr. A examines me, very thoroughly. I can’t remember anyone checking my thyroid. No general doctor ever looked in the eyes. Having had one hernia repair she checked the other side. Asked me if my tight foreskin caused trouble. I knew about the swollen left spermatic cord veins. But she had me get back on the table, to make sure they went down.

Getting to the rectal exam. I’d mentioned blood on the toilet paper and chronic intermittent constipation. She felt the outside of my anus. She pressed gently on the outside of the hole, then dipped her finger inside and I could feel it spinning, Sure enough I had hemorrhoids. She wants a better look, but I hadn’t pooed today. “I only need to look in a short distance, but you need to be cleaned out.”

She turned to Susie, who had stayed in as ‘chaperone.’ “Can you clean out Mr. Nakamura?”

“Sure. We have the enema equipment, and I put the anoscope and sigmoidoscope in the lower closet over there.”

In the course of the exam, doctor had taken the gown off my chest, peeled it farther down for abdominal exam, and as I stood for genital exam, had whisked it off. After the rectal exam I was ‘butt naked.’ Susie, about 30 YO now took over. She opened the door. “Bathroom’s over there,” indicating a door 15 feet away. “Don’t worry. We don’t have anyone coming in. No one but us.” It still felt weird walking around a public place naked. She followed me there, and told me to try to poo. No luck. Few minutes later she has a plastic bucket, tubing and a nozzle. I stand up, bend over, hands on knees to butt sticks out. She has nitrile gloves; smears lots of KY jelly on my butt. “I have to check.” She sticks a finger in, feels around; takes a long time, saying she’s breaking up hard poo. Next she sticks the narrow nozzle in. Compared to the finger it’s nothing. I can’t feel anything, but by and by, pressure. “You can sit. Try to hold it as long as possible.” Finally remembering I’m naked, “Are you cold?” I am a little cold. She comes back with my fleece jacket.

Five minutes later she tells me to let it go. Lot of water mixed with poo, intermittently interrupting the flow. I push. The poo comes out. More water. More poo.

Susie comes back with the bucket full again. This time there’s very little poo. She wipes my butt upper thighs several times until I’m dry. Another uncomfortable naked stroll in public.

Back in another exam room doctor has a flat table. I climb up on hands and knees, then instructed to get face down on a small pillow. Now butt in up in the air. I imagine my balls hanging down visible like a dog’s scrotum. Well, they’ve seen it all before. I’m just no use to showing it all. More KY jelly. Gratefully they’ve warmed up the instruments. I’d notice them in a pan of water—warm I now presume. The anoscope is much larger than a finger. I gasp audibly. “Push as if you’re trying to have a BM.” That’s counterintuitive. Push is supposed to help it go in? Worked. It’s weird feeling having something big in the anus. After a big poo which dilates the anus, there’s a good sensation lasting couple minutes. Same thing. I wonder if that’s why gay guys like being on the bottom.

Dr. A tells me she’s pulling out the plug and looking. I feel the scope rotating, the cut out part pushing at the anus walls. She pops it out. “Not bad inside,” she says. “Most trouble on the outside. While I have you here I want to look in a little farther.””

I next feel something bigger on my anus. I push and in it goes. I hear a puffing like an old fashioned blood pressure cuff with a bulb, then internal pressure. I can feel the tube moved at different angles, the sliding motion my anus. Inside I gasp a few times as the scope presses on something.

“Got it all the way in. Colon flexes and that’s it.” She slowly pulls it out. Stops once to suck out something. Quick look. Pulls it out. Susie, the cleaning lady, steps in to clean me up. This time there’s a lot of KY dripped down on my scrotum. She casually holds my balls stretching the skin. As I get off the table I’m embarrassed that I’ve got an erection. All the manipulation. I put a hand over myself, but doctor’s noticed, commenting it’s normal reaction. I hustle to get my clothes in the other room. Dr. A follows and assures me I’m healthy. I need to eat more fiber, 5-6 glasses of water a day and try generic Metmucil from Costco.

Figuring my hourly rate and hers, we came out even.

I have been having Colonoscopies every 5 years or so since I was in my early 40’s. The first was because of blood in my stool from an annual exam and I have a family history of colon disease.

The first one I had had three options for prep. The first was golytely, the second was enemas til clear, and the thord was called “the apple juice prep”. This was in the late 80’s.

My wife had tried the golytely prep years ago, and it made her sick, I tried a little and new I wouldn’t tolerate it. I opted for the enemas til-clear. It was simple and just consisted of a clear liquid diet, an enema before bed, and 3 enemas in the morning/ I got good grades for prep. I wasn’t a diebetic then so the clear liquids were easy.

The next one was with a different Dr. and the doctor and I came up with a custom prep which included Mag citrate, enemas, and a final enema just before the procedure. Once again I got good grades for being completely cleaned out.

The third one was at ha famous local hospital and I brought in a visiting nurse service to do the enemas. This Dr. had his nurse give me a final fleets just before the procedure. She had me bend over with my elbows resting on the sink for the administration. She wanted me to hold it for ten minutes while sitting on the toilet. I told her I probably could not do that and just stood next to the toilet.

By the time I ready for my next one I had settled a clinic and with the urging of my wife I accepted the oral prep. There were far more options then. I settled on fleet phosphosoda because of the low volume. It didn’t work and the morning of the exam I was calling the office and the nursing service for help. The only help my doctors office being cleaned was to take more phosphosoda or re-schedule which was not going to work. So I got out my old enema bag and went at it. I got average grades for being cleaned out.

So since that time I have tried two more oral preps, none of which have proved satisfactory. One hardly worked at all. I always defaulted to multiple enemas. The last time they chewed me out saying that the multiple enemas caused musous to form making visualization difficult.

I’m about to schedule my next one and I honestly don’t know what to do. I am now on Ozempic and my diabetes is well controlled, but I am constipated all the time. So I think I will have to work with the clinic to figure it out. When I arrived for my last procedure, there was a chart on the wall with all the commercial preps available. When I examined it I realized that I had tried all of them with dismal results. Oh well I still have my enema bag.