Colonics

Has anyone ever had a colonic. What should I expect. I can tell you my head to toe physical was done by my female alternative physician and I was placed in stirrups by the nurse. My physician advised that I should get an appointment at for a colonic which she said is a relaxing flush of the complete colon. I really wanted to ask the nurse who set up my exam (Next Wed) but am too ashamed to ask. Can you tell me what to expect??

I love colonics. They are so relaxing when someone else controls the inflow and outflow with a closed system. My husband made a "colonic machine" with hardware and plumbing parts that we use in our master bathroom, and it works as well as when I go for a "professional" colonic. I go out for a colonic about four times a year because I feel so pampered while it is being done. It's like having a spa treatment.

I have had over 40 "professional" colonics over the years. A nozzle for a colonic is just a 3/4-1" tube with a connector that lets fresh water in and waste out. You hold it in with your anus. Sometimes they tie an elastic around your thigh or tape part of the tube to your thigh or butt to hep keep it in place. Leaks aren't a big problem.

There are two main types of colonic machines. In the "Closed" type colonic, you lay down on a table/bed and a therapist inserts a tube about an inch or less in diameter into your rectum about 2-3 inches. This tube is connected to a thinner water tube and water flows into your intestine. When you feel full, the therapist switches a valve on the colonic machine and the water and waste flows out of you. The tube is basically a Y shaped tube where one arm is thin-where clean water flows and the other two arms of the Y are thick where water and waste flows out. The tubes stay in you while you have a colonic. I like this type of system and have about three a year like this. The other is an "Open" type of system. In this, you lay down on the bed and there is a small nozzle about 1/2" or less in diameter that is inserted about 2-3 inches into the rectum. The water flows continuously with this system. When you want water to flow in, you just squeeze your anus closed against the nozzle. When you feel full and want to expell, the nozzle stays in also, and you just push out the water, just like with an enema. Open and closed system both work, but I like the closed much better. One of my complaints about the open system is that sometimes the waste pushes out the nozzle and you have to re-insert it during the colonic, This can happen a number of times during a treatment, and is one of the reason I don't like it. I also find the closed system to be much more relaxing. Other people might like the open type better.

Thanks Switchablesuszie. Based on your descriiption, I should find this somewhat relaxing.

Colonics are one of the best kept secrets around. I was embarressed the first time I when for one. The therpist I had and still use was very understanding she explained everything first, then showed me the equipment. She asked if I was ready at which time I was given a cloth gown to put on. I found the first session so relaxing I could not belive I was there for an hour and a half including the interview. I've had a start up colonic 4 sessions in 4 days they followed by a monthly one. Been doing them for 3 years now. I don't know if there is a connection or not, but I have not been sick no colds, no flu etc for the same amount of time.

I realy enjoy colonics, they are very relaxing, My therapist is a trained female nurse , very attractive, so I dont mind her playing with my bum and massaging my stomach

I really want to try this but do not know where to go for one. I suspect they are not mainstream cuz can't find anything in yellow pages. Cost is also an issue how much? Pay with cash?

Leotime, I would call health food businesses and ask if they know anyone. Also try holistic practitioners, and naturopoaths physicians. That is how I found my first one when I lived in Spokane WA. Current cost in big cities is about 60 - 80 dollars. Well worth it!!

I've had 3 colonics, 2 with the closed system and 1 with the open system. The closed system is by far the best. It was hard to keep the water inside with the open system since it uses a pencil-sized rubber rectal tube. You couldn't relax when filling. Then there is the danger that the rectal tube will be pushed out when expelling. It happened to me. Not good. I would love to have a colonic every month but it's just too costly for me.

That sounds like the way with the speculum also, how erotic

Years ago, I had my first colonic. I went to a “clinic” that a Husband and Wife team ran out of their home in suburban NE Atlanta. They used a can mounted high on the wall and a reusable speculum.

When I came in, they gave me a medical history form and then the husband interviewed me at some length as to the reason for my wanting to have a colonic. After we got through with that, he showed me into the “treatment room” and told me to go the bathroom and try once more to empty my bowels and then put on the “gown” with the opening in the back and come back to the treatment room. When I got back to the treatment room he had me get up on a fairly high exam table of sorts. Then he had me lie in a sims position facing a away from him while he did a digital rectal exam that was more thorough than any I had ever had from a medical doctor. He then told me that he was going to massage my anal sphincter in order to make it easier form me to accept the speculum. He did not show me the speculum at this time. He spent at least 10 minutes massaging my sphincter and had indeed enlarged it considerably by the time he was finished. It wasn’t the only thing that he had enlarged in the process. He then inserted the speculum which still felt large (and enjoyable) while being inserted. Then he had me roll onto my back and his wife came into the room. I was laying flat on my back and there was a significant tent formed over my penis. They discussed the temperature they would start at and she filed a large stainless steel container on the wall that had a temperature gage and a level on it. He then suggested that I raise my knees as he begin to fill me. When I raided my knees the gown slipped down off my knees onto my abdomen exposing me completely. His wife was standing at the end of the table and had a very good vantage point to watch my erection as it bobbed around with the introduction of the colonic. During the colonic he talked about having met his wife when she came in for a colonic and how healthful they were. He made a number of references to my arousal and told me it was quite normal. The wife seemed to be interested in it and I expected at any moment one of them was going to assist me with the growing arousal problem. In the end, neither did, and when I was done I was instructed to go back to the bathroom, and eliminate any remaining liquids and leave it in the toilet for his inspection. There was virtually no remaining liquids. When I came out I paid him and left.

Regretfully, I never went back to him as I was only in Atlanta for a couple weeks.

Since then I’ve had 3 more colonics. One, conducted in a woman’s apartment clinic in LA, also used a stainless steel reusable speculum which was very nice. The other two used the new disposable hose and nozzle sets which I don’t care for much at all.

Has anyone ever had a colonic therapist that did any “extra” treatments to deal with arousal?

I too love colonics. I found a place locally in the yellow pages - try hydrotherapy. It was very relaxing and really comfortable. But I have to admit I got a little excited - my pussy was wet when I left. I was a little afraid that the woman who gave me the colonic might notice.

Were i am there done at a Medspa

Besides being relaxing has anyone lost weight as so many claim they did?

I have had many colonics using the machines at various spas. Always the closed system. The main thing I love about them is the feeling of a very deep cleansing and detoxification you get from them. I have no idea if they actually do it but the feel like they do.

I had a colonic done twice and both times were somewhat uncomfortable. The nurse that did them was very nice and attractive and was very professional. Although I thought the procedure was a bit uncomfortable, I will say I felt like I had much more energy and clean afterwards.

Thank you to everyone who posted on this, especially Switchablesusie. That was very informative, and I am intrigued.

What do people who have had one find to be the best health benefits? My boyfriend suggested that I do this where I have IBS, but I havent really put a lot of research into it.

I had colonics in both systems, both have their pross and consss

In the closed system, the water seems to go deeper and higher, so it cleans bether.

I do feel some improvement in a general way in the whole well bying, specially asociated with the diet recomended by them.

The Technician that I have been going lately has been very nice. She does a good colon massage as the water does its work deeper and deeper, and... yes I do get hard almost every time.

After few visits and after becoming more familiar with her, she once ofered if I wanted to get a relief to my "tenssion". She sayd that erection was normal as the water builds pressure on the prostate and etc...

After my positive answer, she did help with her engloved hand (did not have to work too long).

Now, once in a while, while giving the massage, she gets little lower... "accidental" brushes to my enjoyment...

The cost is little high but it is whort it

I been getting colonics for over 13 years, both for health and medfet reasons. There really is a health benefit for getting regular colonic treatment. Always use the closed system!

I go for colonics usually 3x a year. I've tried various types but much prefer the closed system. With a good therapist, I can almost fall asleep during the session. I do these for medfet and also for the cleansing aspect. One of the 3 sessions consists of 3 colonics in a weeks time - a wonderful cleanout.

I have only had one colonic. it was ok but not nearly as great as i thought it would be. it was very professional and seemed kind of rushed. i never got that full feeling which i think would be one of the best parts of a cleansing.

On my "To do" list. 😁

Wow - great feedback. I've thought on and off about getting a colonic for a while now and after reading this thread will absolutely go for it.

I have had between 10 and 20 colonics. They were all the closed system. I enjoyed them. I went to a very nice female therapist and she was always strictly business.

I stopped going because I learned I enjoy enemas just as much and I don't have to pay to get an enema.

I'm a big fan of colonics. If you've never had one, give it a try. They might not be for everybody, but approach it with an open mind and decide for yourself.

In this video you can see the whole procedure on a female patient: the nurse also massages her lower abdomen to remove all the "old" impurities from her colon. She has an appendectomy scar.

http://www.youtube.com/user/outieinbetweenie#p/f/140/MfBjDGevFvU

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. . . . . She has an appendectomy scar.

http://www.youtube.com/user/outieinbetweenie#p/f/140/MfBjDGevFvU

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She may have an appendectomy scar, but she has a beautiful body

I've never had one before, but that video is definately tempting me to go for a colonic. Good post outieinbetweenie, thank you.

You are welcome, and thank you :-)

Yes, in my opinion she has a beautiful body, and she is tanned too!

Her small appendectomy scar is a plus to me: in my opinion it's so sensual.

xoxo

I'm with you in that outie - draws your attention to her procedure. I wonder how she felt about her surgery? Probably differently to how I/we would huh?

This is an excellent video of a colonic! Thank you for posting outieinbetweenie.

I'm struck by a couple things. One is the DRE prior to the colonic. Having benefited from many colonics over the years, I know that DREs prior to the colonic is an uncommon practice, at least in the US. Having a DRE as part of the session is a good idea, not just for the enjoyment of it, but for other reasons too. However, regulations governing the practice of medicine prohibit this in most states in the US, as far as I know.

Also, the client wears a thong during her procedure. Standard practice as far as I know is to just wear a gown. I'm not sure what benefit there is to wearing the thong, unless it's for a little better modesty during the procedure, if there are a variety of people coming in and out of the room. If it is just you and your therapist, skip the thong and just go with the gown.