When was the last time getting a rectal temperature?

I was 13 years old was in the hospital for 8 days my temperature was taken rectally four times a day.

About 11 years ago. This was my 4th time in this ER for being "stoned" and drunk. They had computer records of all my visits for the same thing. They were tired of me taking up their time for these visits, so they stuck a rectal thermometer in me, then said my bladder "looked" full and shoved a Foley up me. I got their message and never went there again for that reason (I also got sober and clean). I've been there 4 more times for dehydration and potassium depletion, where I got IV's for fluids and KCL and one overnight stay, due to heartbeat irregularities from low potassium. NO more rectal temps., or Foleys. Been sober 10 years now, but will never forget what they do if you waste their time.

About 3 weeks ago, I had a bad headcold, possibly the flu. I had it for about a week. My cousin, Tara, who grew up with us, called and asked if I wanted to do lunch somewhere. When she heard me talk and sneeze, she said she would pick up soup and a sandwich for me. About an hour later, Tara came in with soups and sandwiches for us. But, first she felt my forehead and insisted on taking my temperature. Both of us knew exactly what that meant! After taking off my robe, I had to lie down in my bed, while Tara went into the bathroom. A few minutes later, she came into my bedroom, told me to turn over, and to pull down my sweatpants. I was a bit red faced and shuddered for a moment when she spread my cheeks and inserted mom's cold thermometer. tara held it in place, so it quickly warmed up and, about 5 minutes later, read over 100 degrees F. After cleaning it, she left the thermometer and Vaseline on the small table next to my bed. That way, it would be readily available for my husband and daughter to take my temperature- which they did- before each meal and before bedtime. From what I could taste, lunch was great, by the way!

Yesterday, made a video for a friend to watch. Love to take them and share them.

A week ago !! Just for the hell of it !!

About three days ago. I try to take it at least two or three times during the week. My temp was a little elevated 98.8. My mind goes back in time to when I was younger and either mom or my step dad or Aunt or Uncle were taking my temperature while I was over their lap or laying on my tummy on my bed. Great feeling of the silver bulb entering my rosebud hole and wonderful memories.

This morning and my girlfriend who is a R.N. always likes to take my temperature daily and so she took it when I woke up this morning and took with glass rectal thermometer and for reason...to assure I'm healthy even thou I know I am as I hardly ever get sick but will never complain for how much she cares to always make sure I'm well. I feel like I'm always living a dream with dating a nurse and one who loves to roleplay and dresses the part also....love it!

Right now

Your luck buffalo you have a woman that really cares about you health and all, hold onto her. 😃

About two weeks ago. It was a glass and Mercury veterinary thermometer and it was done by my wife as part of foreplay.

I try to take my rectal temp. at least weekly, when not working. My preference would be daily, and done by a female play partner, but it doesn't appear likely anytime soon.

My wife and I use rectal temperatures; if spouse is present, the spouse takes it. So it's not that rare, we do it when there's a suspicion of fever... or before a spanking or enema.

The last time was just a bit more than two weeks ago. One of those old glass ones, lucked into owning one I guess. I was feeling a bit faint that day from a few other things, and asked my partner if he thought I felt warm. As much as we both enjoy temperatures for the feel of it, we're always honest about that sort of thing. He thought I was, and asked if I wanted my temperature taken.

I knew it couldn't hurt, but for some reason it's always harder to say yes when it might actually be a good idea. I still said yes, it was just slightly embarrassing.

Had a fever after all! Luckily it didn't last beyond the night.

My last time for a rectal thermometer was a few weeks ago. I was feeling a little frisky and thought it might be a good opportunity for a picture as well. I use an mercury type bulb thermometer than I purchased in bulk on eBay. Would love to have one of those veterinary thermometers I have seen before, but a recent check finds that they have apparently entered the digital age, much like us humans. In my opinion, a step backwards for rectal thermometer enthusiasts.

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Example :

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That would have been 3-30-2016 at about 4 PM. I was missing Doc like crazy, I was horny as hell, so I took care of the issue not once, but twice. It paled in comparison to having Doc physically there by my side or better yet, inside me, but sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.

Mashie

Being nearly a day a- head..that would be 31/03/16 & yes I've received suitable probing today too...Ahhh! Nurse Jones knows how to get the temp rising

Mmmm, very nice TA!

Mashie

Today, a few minutes ago.

Sunday Morning. Felt warm as I was getting dressed. So I put a dab of ky on the silver bulb and slid it into my rosebud hole. Three minutes later pulled it out and wiped it off and I was right 99.2

Two weeks ago, when I did not feel so good.

Yesterday evening during a very thorough play examination. It was a modern electronic thermometer.

About a month ago when I thought it was cool to play with it without lubrication. A painful regret!

Probably about 60 years ago.

I measures my RT this morning and got a little carried away playing with the thermometer back... I am still a little sore and forgot to actually take the reading!

Last night around 9:00. I had just gotten home from a week-long trip, so my wife and I took each other's temperature. She was 98.6, I was 99.2.

A couple weeks ago when I thought I was running a temp because I wasn't feeling well, as it turned out I did have a temp of 101.6. 😃

@quincy said

Probably about 60 years ago.

Yes, but what was the temperature?

After cleaning house this morning. 99.5 I was sweating. I cooled down with a Popsicle and ice water. Took it again a half hour later . 98.6

Well for a actual real temperatures reading probably was about 20 some years ago I remember when I was about 5 years old I think .. I went to er for some reason probably because I was sick I don't know lol but anyways I remember I was standing on the hospital bed and I just started spinning around for some reason. Then I feel my pants get pulled down and I pulled them back up then they were pulled down again this time to my ankles then I remember seeing the doctor come in sits a tissue on the bed dips the thermometer probe into lubrication on it then was going to insert it then stopped then put more lubrication on it then inserted it and I looked back and seen numbers it was one of the old style one not a glass one or anything like that